(BP)

He's bringing in the original writer, director, cast members (in different roles), and trying to nab guest directors like Edgar Wright. He also said, "I promise not to Kevin Smith this." So it's about 50/50 that he'll Kevin Smith it.

I'm a little concerned based on Cass's promos that he might get repackaged as That 90s Guy. "Cass, are you voting for Clinton this year?" "After seeing him play the sax on Arsenio last night? You know it."

They'll probably put in some goofy rewrite where Roland looks just like the dude who pushed her onto the train tracks.

One of the things that always put the size thing in perspective was HBK talking about being the biggest guy on his high school football team, and then a few months later being the little guy when he broke into wrestling. I also just found out recently that Waltman is like 6 ft tall, which blew my mind considering how he was mostly booked. He's like a head taller than Bryan.

I also loved "I won too!"

They needed to throw in a lot of origin stuff to make the studio comfortable that there would be plenty of sexy Ryan Reynolds for them to market the movie with. I think there was a missed opportunity to illustrate how crazy he was by making everyone around him confused and dismayed by Deadpool breaking the fourth wall and showing the other characters' perspective of him talking to thin air.

It's pretty clear to me that their gimmick is that the Puerto Rican Board of Tourism is holding El Torito hostage.

Why was Ric dressed like a mailman?

First blood. It'll be a really great sub-5-minute match.

He looks too clean. The Gunslinger should look like someone that's slept outside for months on end.

There was some confusion. The production people kept asking when they were being paid and the Harris Bros. kept saying, "Nein."

It feels like Goldust was originally supposed to be Sting and then Steve requested not to be involved.

(Not Jason Jordan)

Poor guy not only had to cosplay as Spidey, but eventually had to cosplay as his own brother.

The best part might be Jason saying "Pretty Boy" Ric Flair like five times and finally telling the one guy in the audience trying to correct him that he didn't care.

Urn Anderson should be a regular on Edge and Christian's show in a Jambi the Genie fashion.

I sure hope a children's social worker is popping in on them to at least assess what's actually happening.

The first luxury to go when you lose steady income is waxing.

Maybe they'll make an inside baseball joke and get Gary Sinise or John Malkovich to voice Steppenwolf.

I just got an email advertising the Network dropping more classic Smackdowns that said "Relive the McMahon-Helmsley Era!" Like it's not what we've been doing the past three years on Raw.

Zemo's last line of dialogue displays how broad his goal was. He ultimately felt like he won, so the exact outcome in Siberia wasn't as consequential as the release of the information itself.

I'm so glad the XFL talk in another thread sent me to Google.

He recently took a meeting with Warner Brothers, so the Askewniverse sequels might go on the back burner if he takes a gun for hire job with them again (like Cop Out...yay.) It's a shame he didn't stick to the newspaper article Yoga Hosers was actually based on in his podcast. It was a weird piece about a hippie dippie Canadian yoga enthusiast/pot dealer who runs afoul of federal and international authorities when it turns out a statue he bought from a street vendor was actually a piece of ancient Middle Eastern art stolen from a museum. It could have been a sly comedy of manners, but I don't think he has any interest in anything that subtle at this point, if he ever really did.

"From Human Hockey Jersey Kevin Smith"

Maybe I missed something, but a large part of Zemo's plan seemed contingent on knowing or at least having a strong suspicion of something that only Steve, Black Widow (?), and Hyrda would've known about. Was there an explanation for how he learned of the 1991 mission in the first place?