(BP)

That Sling Blade...that ffffucking Sling Blade...

I don't care what they do to the Ghostbusters theme as long as they leave On Our Own the fuck alone when they do a sequel.

One of the worst has to be Road Dogg's pump handle drop. It just looked like he wasn't strong enough to do the pump handle slam. Pretending to cornhole his opponent after setting it up didn't help.

Austen 3:16 says, "There is no charm equal to tenderness of the heart." Aw hell yeahhhh.

I kind of wish Shirley would show up in TNA just to see her mix it up with Dixie. "Hi, I'm the front-woman for Garbage." "Same."

I think Baron and Roman would actually make a hell of a team.

"I AM following the instructions Reby! Chuck Norris, you traitorous Brother Nero!"

Rey had one of my favorites because it changed as I grew up and my tastes changed, from flashy spotfest style to economy of movement veteran stuff.

Vince is in his office right now talking to his PED supply. "You did a great job pal. You made Roman look really strong. But we've got to hit the breaks on your push for a little while. Don't worry, I owe you one. We'll have you do something with The Rock next year at Wrestlemania."

They can make him the new Roman Reigns, like when they made Von Erich the new Ultimate Warrior. Besides, the flak jacket will cover up him up since he's, ya know...

Oooooh. Roman might not be over, but the honeymoon is.

This is the ace we deserve.

I don't think finding the tone for these things is that hard. It's like none of these people have seen Raiders of the Lost Ark.

They could probably pop decent ratings letting them try.

Wow, nobody gave a shit when Dean dropped Roman. I thought it would get some kind of a reaction.

Holy shit, they found Michael Keaton's hairpiece from Batman Returns in a plumbing trap and gave it to Rourke to wear as a skullcap. Holy shit, they gave the merkin the old woman wore in the Room 237 scene of The Shining to Rourke for lunch and no one told him there's some left on his face.

I could totally see them resetting Big E as a serious business world beater if they wanted to push him to the top...except when they got him there he'd be doing the same Cena "humor" that they try to push on all of their top faces. So, it would be a mistake. That they might actually make. Because they're knobs.

Poor AJ. It's going to be the fourth year in a row that someone's gone over Cena and spent the rest of the year paying for it.

Based on the original radio show and their gradual discovery of how stupid Pilikington was I don't think it's a work, although he's certainly playing it up by the time he's doing an Idiot Abroad.

The only thing that would make the news item of a pro wrestler from Memphis who dresses like a King being arrested for domestic battery even more objectionably embarrassing is if he used the sugar rush defense the guy who killed Milk used.

I thought this was going to be a study on a quirky fetish, but this looks kind of chilling.

I watched Love and Mercy, the Brian Wilson biopic. John Cusack was very good as 80s Wilson and Paul Dano was fantastic as 60s Wilson, but the two timelines feel more like seperate movies happening at once than one piece. Elizabeth Banks has the toughest role as Wilson's future wife because she has to make the audience believe she could fall in love with someone as troubled as Wilson was at the time, and she's quite convincing. Paul Giametti is dependably skeevy as Wilson's abusive psychiatrist. It kind of peters out in the third act, mostly because it tries to wrap up years of legal wrangling over Wilson's relationship with the Doctor in short order. Also watched Zoolander 2. I laughed consistently during the entire thing and then turned to my wife afterwards and said, "That...wasn't a movie." It's just moment to moment gags with nothing that came before or after mattering at all. It has no point of view, except for maybe five minutes of material about how the world of fashion and couture has become even more impenetrably weird since the first film. And there are dozens of celebrity cameos at a point when the joke is dead and Anchorman 2 pissed on its grave. That said, if you want to veg out and watch something dumb that will make you laugh without requiring any concentration at all this is it.

Hero's has wide hips, which I'm also plagued with. I've never been more than 160 lbs. in my life, but if I don't work out and watch what I eat I'm a skinny guy with massive love handles. It's a bad look.

After stealing Brooke from Hulk and landing Velvet Sky, Bully Ray shacks up with Miley and takes her last name in an ill-fated attempt to get his hands on the Achy-Breaky Fortune.