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Thanks, guys. I usually buy draft beer or fountain soda so I've never heard of the bottle cap rule before. I guess if I want to throw a dangerous object at M&T Bank Stadium, I'll stick to the stale food they sell instead.

I thought of this thread yesterday at the Ravens game. I bought a bottled water and the person who served it to me at the concessions stand immediately opened it and threw the cap in the trash. I told her I needed the cap and she told me they had to throw them away due to "league rules." Can some of the more legally-minded among us please explain why the league might have rules against giving me the bottle cap? All I can think of is that a closed bottle makes a better projectile.

Yeah, Valentine was never in that good a shape.

Dramatic Hamster is too highbrow

Hopefully question 1 will be, "so what's the best shift at Sunglass Hut?"

AAAAHH! IT'S NOT HOT

I only watch the PPVs, and sometimes I skip those as well, so I haven't really watched WWE in a bit. Yesterday I watched the two cell matches from this PPV and can someone please tell me when they started ZOOMING IN UPON THE IMPACT OF EVERY FUCKING OFFENSIVE MOVE? And when they're not zooming, they are still moving the cameras around so they're really "floaty." Does the director of the show have ADD? What the hell is going on? This shit is making me develop late onset Epilepsy.

Why watch something you're not the intended audience for, though? That seems like a sure route to misery. I don't watch Teletubbies and then bitch online about its lack of a complex plot.

I was at the outdoor minor league baseball stadium show in Frederick, MD where they tried out the gimmick -- this was when he was fresh from OVW and wearing the horns. Just as he finished his promo, thunder and lightning hit and it started pouring down rain. Pretty great timing but I'll always blame him for ruining the show.

I just read on a grapz nooz site that John Gurburick (sp?) is in New York right now. Speculation is he is supposedly signing a TV deal but he very well could be just picking up a slice.

I assumed Rick and the gang would incapacitate the Terminians Termites Terminus people and leave them for the zombies but what we got was fine, too.

Some people have very specific things that bug them. Dre considers any criticism of Dunn to be beyond the pale annoying smart mark behavior because, I guess, we can't actually prove any of the multitude of awful Dunn stories. For example, none of us were actually in the room when Dunn helped tank the Invasion angle by complaining to Vince that "their guys" shouldn't beat "our guys." So we shouldn't talk about Dunn because we weren't there and don't know the truth despite many many stories from interviews and the like essentially verifying it.

Oh christ, this again. I'm starting to think you are Kevin Dunn considering how much you white knight for the guy.

Dude went to his cosmetic surgeon and said, "make me look like the love child of Bill Gates and John Voight."

Holy shit, I was thinking the same thing, "why is Sid a palette swap Mark Henry?" Also, Ric Flair, Pantsless Mad Scientist could have been money. He already figured out a way to fix Arn's bald spot. Aside from the piss poor artwork, what's the concept here? Are they imbuing Sid with the essence of Sting? Is Sting a giant head like Oz? I just don't get it.

THIS is what absolutely killed Iron Man 2 for me. The big final battle was Iron Man and War Machine vs a bunch of robots and it suddenly hit me that I was just watching a glorified cartoon.

It's awesome when the people who run shows learn from criticism. The Hershel's Farm season, where it seems like every episode revolved around whether Carl was in the house and if not, why not, was such a low point. A lot of people hated the show for that and it seems like they've learned because, as you said, they're burning through plot points they would have dragged out in prior seasons.

Oh man can we segue this to some AJ Styles hate? I'm watching BOLA and on night one the Styles match stands out like a sore thumb as far as style and effort go. His match with Brian Myers is smack in the middle of some awesome stuff and it just kills the show for a while. You get Elgin and Ciampa in a crazy slugfest, O'Reilly and Gulak in an insane technical match, and in between, Stylish Allen Jones doing the same old shit he's done for the past 10 years, absolutely nothign new, just coasting by with his his early-2000s tired-ass 4-5 indy spotz. Way to bring it, 2014 Honky Tonk Man. And then he botched the finish and had to hit his pathetic finisher twice after the match to get his heat back brother.

Cool, maybe it's an issue with my shitty affiliate who still can't air it at the time the cable guide says it's on.

So today begins the countdown to Honey Boo Boo's first armed robbery arrest or OD?

Serkis is playing Blade. They'll CG him because that's more reliable than using Wesley Snipes.

WWE is a variety show. Run by a guy who wanted to give Kane's character in See No Evil a three foot dick.

Writers write for Vince's tastes. As long as that's the case, we're only going to have two kinds of women's angles: GIRL A and GIRL B are vile, shallow, catty bitches to each other or GIRL A is a repressed lesbian who wants to fuck GIRL B. Someone said it here before: WWE writers are the service of an insane king. You can't fantasy book about how they should bring up a particular woman when the head guy in charge has weird issues with the opposite sex that always seem to come out in the writing. How many angles did Trish Stratus have where another girl was obsessed with her and wanted to fight/fuck/kill her? I can think of three.

Kurt's mark doctor read that plan and put in an order for a new yacht.