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Hang on tight, dudes. We're in for an insane four years. If we can just hold off the descent into a Mad Max style hellscape, they might do enough irreparable damage to the Republican party that it's a good long time before anyone trusts them with the presidency again.

Not sure if you're serious but the initial Spielberg quotes really make it sound like he "shadow directed" the film (due to a clause in his ET contract barring him from directing another film around the same time). Those statements were walked back in subsequent interviews to soften the description of the work as a "collaboration," but Poltergeist really feels like a Spielberg film. There another good article about it here that includes a quote from Zelda Rubenstein claiming it was definitely Spielberg.

Probably not the second one if Hollywood urban legend is to be believed

Seriously. All I kept hearing was, "I never TRY anything. I just DO IT. Wanna try me?" I saw Zombie in concert two years ago. He was amazing. Started the show chiding the crowd, telling them all to put their fucking phones away and just enjoy the show.

For over three decades and multiple failed outside ventures like a restaurant, casino, WWE Films, the WBF and the XFL, VInce wanted so desperately to be seen as "legit" and not just some "rasslin' promoter." In the end, all it took was $6-7 million donated to the most unpopular president in history. The mind boggles.

Congrats to the McMahons on finally becoming "legit."

Awesome. And I've been so indoctrinated to WWE TV style that Norton powerbombing Lodi from the "wrong" camera angles (not playing to the hard cam) looks weird now. Great.

Well the "never get embarrassed about anything" part is certainly true.

"Mr. Jack, I've never bladed before. Can you help?" in_memory_mike_white.jpg

Jesus Christ, how many catchphrases, nicknames, etc can they put on the tron and the floor for Roman's entrance? His screen already says "ROMAN EMPIRE" and "BELIEVE THAT." How long until we have "THE BIG DOG" and "THEE GUY?" Vince is so fucking desperate for this Lorenzo-Lamas-in-Renegade looking doofus to get over. GOD DAMMIT PAL WE NEED MORE NICKNAMES

The headline is not "Penta-GONE!" because Dave is not that creative

Nothing's as bad as the trailer for the last Gears of War game. Some room opens up revealing the badass armor for all the characters. And the female character's armor is apparently just a steel bra. But hey, I'm just a shitty PC SJW I guess.

This fucking guy. He's every angry, short, Napoleon Syndrome motherfucker you've ever seen. Walking around in his too-big suit and imaginary lats. Fuck him.

Living and working near DC, how the hell did I forget about my hatred for the Racial Slurs? Yeah, they just made the list. @J.T. sooner or later, you'll realize, as I did, that Steelers and Ravens fans hate each other because they're the same, as are their cities. I'm generalizing, of course, as a Ravens fan who's not purple camo wearing white trash.

Just don't look in the mirror and say Jerseykidd three times

I need to stop watching MSNBC. The stories of Trump only filling 30 out of 690 open positions so far has has me anxious as fuck. As does his appointment of robber barons and morons like Perry who don't even understand the job they're being given. Overhead shots comparing the crowds today to those of four years ago are amazing. Trump has maybe 1/4 the number of attendees Obama had, and that's being generous. Though Cheeto Fuhrer will just lie and say it was the biggest crowd ever.

Where have you gone, Ripclawe? A nation turns it lonely eyes to you.

Blackjack Parsons. That takes me back. I'm constantly tempted to start a "DVDVR people you remember who aren't around anymore" thread.

Is there any team this is universally not disliked? Notice I didn't say universally liked. I mean, is there anyone who, if they went 19-0, fans of every other team would say, "meh...I'm fine with it." Like I only truly dislike NE & PItt. Green Bay is probably close, with all that "owner" bullshit their crazy fans actually believe. So that leaves 29 other teams I'd be totally fine with going all the way. Maybe we can all combine our lists in some massive Venn Diagram, real scientific like.

As I feared, the Omega interview double-dipped the Killing the Town interview. It was enjoyable up until they hit the part I'd heard already.

Where do you fall in the Bayley Fandom Continuum? No opinion I consider her to be the "Female Eugene" I just bought 7 "I'm a Hugger" t-shirts I want to store her in a well in my home and eventually wear her flesh as a suit

I'd be up for a team I don't dislike going 19-0

I call it meaningless in that four of the six were won 1) during a dynasty run, so yeah, they had a short, hot period 2) two generations ago when 3) it was essentially a different sport. Since then they've won just as many as their division rival, Baltimore, a much younger team. Calling attention to that stat says. "hey, we were great a long time ago!" It's not the mic drop argument ender that Steeler fans think it is. It's more akin to Al Bundy talking about his Polk High days.

I audibly gasped when I read that. Absolutely unexpected.