Lawful Metal

I feel like the Rockets are playing terrible and the Wolves are playing really good ... and the Rockets lead by 1. WTF?

Wondering which Rockets team shows up today.

Anybody heard the new Sleep yet? I haven't heard it yet but I am super stoked. Yes, I guess a day late. Oh well.

Harden has an atrocious offensive game and the Rockets win by 20. (Harden did great on D with 3 blocks and 3 steals) CP3 and Gerald Greven lit it up and Minnesota gave up at some point in the third. Minnesota is frustrating as hell to watch. I thought Thibs was supposed to be a great coach?

Harden was awesome. Rockets win in a game where Paul is playing like it’s a Clippers elimination game and we shoot like 20% from 3. Yeah, not ideal, but when you have the MVP take over like he can, you can win playoff games like this. And that was the best I’ve seen Derrick Rose play in forever. Well, offensively. He can’t guard Harden. I mean, no one can, but come on.

That FMW match in a pool. The one where Onita gets stabbed in the stomach and lit on fire.

Everything starts over. Rockets just lost Luc Mbah a Moute for a month. I know that the Rockets beat the Wolves 4 times this year, but it doesn't matter now. Especially with Jimmy Butler back. I'm hoping everything stays the same, and all the playoff yips on Harden and Paul are gone. If they go out there and just play the way they've been playing, it'll be a sweep. If they get nervous, I'm getting nervous. San Antonio on paper should not present much of a problem to GS, but San Antonio is weird, and GS is without Curry. Granted, their defense is better when Curry's not out there, but it's nice to have three other all stars out there. I could see Utah beating the Thunder. Second Round and beyond -- I could see Portland beat the Warriors, especially if Curry isn't back by then. I think the Rockets can handle Utah or the Thunder. But I think the whole world is waiting for a Rockets / Warriors WCF with both squads at full strength. Out East I only believe in LeBron. I like the Raptors, but it's really hard to believe in them.

Oh shit. There were people going up to him for autographs. WTF

My son and I ran into Aleister Black and Zelina Vega twice on the floor, both by accident. They were very pleasant. Zelina is even shorter than you think. Also ran into that fucking clown superfan or whatever he is. Was he the same clown Joey Janela knocked out?

Main Event finish may not have made any sense, but I'm far more interested in Raw tonight than if Roman had won. Was in the Superdome. The spectacle is something special live. It is too long. Took bathroom breaks during the US Title match and during the entrances / video package for Alexa vs. Nia. Crowd was hot for Ronda, which I was happy with. It was match of the night, which is nuts considering how useless Kurt Angle generally is and Steph's limitations. One note - Ronda never fully locked in the arm bar during the double submission spot before Kurt got dumped on her. The way she was locking it in (under the arm pit) is pretty much a guaranteed insta-submission or arm break. See the first Ronda / Meisha Tate fight. The biggest match I want to see going forward is Triple H vs. Ronda. Shinsuke / AJ the build felt like it was going to be the first match in a long feud. That's what the match felt like too. I know they have better matches in them and I feel like they were holding back a little (which makes absolutely no sense in that this was Wrestlemania, but that's just how the WWE operates). Crowd hated both Brock and Roman. Multiple beach balls were going at one point. The problem isn't just Roman. People are sick of Brock, too. The answer was right there, too. Braun is super over and spent 20 minutes wandering around and dragging a random kid to the ring to stand there while he squashed the tag team champs. Itprobably should have been Braun wins the elimination chamber, crushes Brock at Wrestlemania, and Roman can spend 20 minutes looking for a kid and hopefully not forgetting his lines.

I had a dream where Brock’s contract is up and Roman stiffed him by accident and then Brock went apeshit and beat the ever living crap out of Roman and knocked him out cold / broke his arms / turned it into a shoot fight and there was nothing Roman could do about it and since Brock’s contract was up and he was going to UFC there was nothing Vince could do.

Deshaun Watson. Texans QB. GOAT.

And your #1 seed in the West, your Houston Rockets!!!

Brock v. Roman should go on first. Get it over with.

Magic number is 1~!!! Can clinch #1 Seed with a Warriors loss Thursday or a Rockets win on Friday.

Rockets win 10th in a row! 3 10+ win streaks in one season. Pretty fun to be leading by 40 in the third. I was at the game and to win by this much without Harden and Capela and (Mbah a Moute) is pretty cool, even if the Bulls are tanking. Magic number is 2! Let’s go Pacers!

You mean undefeated Texans QB, the Colts-slayer? Who else were we going to sign? Kaepernick? Please.

MVP! MVP! MVP!

James Harden has the cheat codes right now. Unbelievable.

Rockets win 5 in a row. They’ve won what 22 of 23? I think they’ve lost a total of 2 times since Harden came back from injury.

Hey JJ broke his own leg by kicking it with his other leg. The back injury was two years ago!!! Clowney was relatively healthy last year. The problem was Watt kicking his leg from under his leg and Mercilus tearing a pectoral in the same damn game.

I can’t believe the Texans got Honey Badger. I know he hasn’t been the same since the injury, but the Texans have almost never had good safety play. The best safety in Texans history is Quentin Demps for crying out loud. With the Texans potential pass rush of Watt, Clowney and Mercilus, a ballhawk in the secondary should go a long way. Plus a safety blitz every now would be brutal. Too bad Danny Woodhead retired. I know McNair would’ve loved bringing him in. also, Colin Kaepernick was in Houston working out. He was here for the deposition of Bob McNair on the collusion law suit. Hey what better way to show your not a racist by signing Kap? We need a solid backup for Deshaun.