Dolfan in NYC

CALIFORNIA TYPEWRITER With Tom Hanks, John Mayer, and Sam Shepard. This is going to bring in an insanely annoying hipster crowd.

7 stars.... ...for 2.

Marlins sales update: Richard Chaifetz has left the Derek Jeter group and has publicly disclosed why: Jeter wants control of the team while not putting up anywhere near the amount of money the other investors think he should. Tagg Romney's group has dropped out. The current leader is Miami billionaire Jorge Mas. His organization is most famous for accusing the Miami Herald of having Cuban spies in their staff.

Just your standard 3 base error:

21 years ago today, the world turned upside down...

I'll just add, make sure you use Paste As Plain Text. The board is good about taking care of things from there.

GOOD TIME Starring Robert Pattinson

ESPN is reporting that Washington will match. I'm looking forward to Dion Waiters murdering Olynyk.

Did you know Battleground is being called Battlefield in Germany for some reason? Thanks Wiki! Punjabi Prison Match For the WWE World Championship - Jinder Mahal (c) vs. Randy Orton For the WWE Smackdown Tag Team Championship - The Usos (c) vs. The New Day For the United States Heavyweight Championship - Kevin Owens (c) vs. AJ Styles Flag Match - FREE AGENT JOHN CENA defeats Rusev

The Miami Heat have announced Chris Bosh has been released. They will retire #1 for him this season.

$12,000,000 price tag (Only $9.5M if you do the mission!), blows up with one explosive heavy sniper shot, 5 minute cool down.

Guess this is the beginning of the set up for Ember/Asuka at Brooklyn III

lol

Gordon Hayward could be making his decision as soon as tonight. It's between Utah, Boston, and Miami. (While Utah can offer the most money, Miami doesn't have state income tax which roughly cancels the difference, and Boston is arguably the closest to being a 'contender'.) Miami also met with Dion Waiters over the weekend. He's also met with the Lakers. Derrick Rose is meeting with the Bucks. The Knicks are talking sign-and-trade for him. Carmelo has told the Knicks he'd waive his No-Trade if the destination is Houston or Cleveland.

Y'all better be glad I figured out how to change title names.

Depending on how Brock is being pushed that day, Naomi is literally the only face champion in the WWE right now, at all levels. That may be one of the few things to save her from Vince's whims at this point.

Per ESPN, Ricky Rubio to the Jazz for a 1 in 2018. (Formerly OKC's)

THE LAST FACE Starring Charlize Theron and Javier Bardem Directed by Sean Penn This is the movie that got viciously booed at Cannes this year. I'm starting to see why.

ARMED RESPONSE Starring Wesley Snipes, Anne Heche, and Colby Lopez

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