DEAN

THURSDAY REFLECTIONS: Wardlow needs a famous entrance song- I recommend "No One Like You" by the Scorpions. Because I'm 56 years old. That would be awesome. Waaaang-waaaaang! Theeere's NO ONE LIKE YOUUUUUUU! I wonder if they will do Rocky III type build for Scorpio Sky's rematch. They could do that while Wardlow plows through the hosses of AEW. Wardlow bumps like a total freak and sells really well. He is OVER like Goldberg but he wrestles more like latter period Davey Boy Smith. While you rubes were watching picture in picture, Wardlow sells the damage from Scorpio and the crowd is molten for the heat being beaten onto him by Sky. Dan Lambert is totally Cornette-esque freaking out as the crowd gets behind Wardlow. The belt shot nearfall was so cheap and SO effective. So AEW should build up to Wardlow versus Brodie King. It just dawned on me that the guys out there with American Top Team weren't actual ATT MMA guys but Factory trainees! I AM AN IDIOT! When is Wardlow versus Konosuke Takeshita? That will be awesome. Mox does a great promo getting over Brodie King while quietly comparing the Blackpool Combat Club to the House of Black. Luchasaurus versus Wardlow will be good. Christian calling the rubes in Rochester "ignorant pieces of crap" is so offhand great. He is so much better than MJF because he is so low-key condescending. He has to have that within himself and he is a method actor. Tony Schiavonne is so great being appalled at Christian Cage doing a better MJF than MJF could ever do. CHRISTIAN CAGE SPEAKS TRUTH TO MATT HARDY AND IGNORANT PIECES OF CRAP IN ROCHESTER! I love that Christian always moves behind Luchasaurus as he says more inflammatory things about Matt Hardy. Needed blood. It's AEW! They aren't afraid of the blade! Matt Hardy sure isn't afraid of the blade! BLOOD, DADDY! I'm trying to figure out where the Rochester crowd got behind Butcher and Blade. They forgive Swerve fucking up early. They don't turn when Bunny injects herself. AH! We few, we happy few, who get to watch the INTERNATIONAL FEED note that the crowd gets behind the Butcher beating the crap out of Strickland. So it's strange, by beating heat onto the babyface, the maniacs in Rochester get behind the heels beating on our babyface. I assume it's the cool Upstate New York facial hair that BONDS the crowd with the Butcher. Keith Lee is also very over in Rochester. I guess the crowd has already assumed that Swerve has turned heel because of his recent hijinx. That's why the crowd was so pissed off that Blade didn't get the pin on Strickland. Strickland is kind of a genius by completely fucking up his heat in such a subversive way. It gets Keith Lee over more as he fights through the untrustworthiness of Swerve to get the win. It's probably genius. Young Bucks channel Christian slightly with the shooty truth bombs! And they quote MJF in response to the GREAT Rochester crowd's FTR chant. I did not realize watching live how INSIDE and SHOOTY that was. The Young Bucks are AEW MANAGEMENT so dealing with MJF is probably in the forefront of their thinking. Eddie Kingston is great. Though the Ruby Soho hand thing was weird, Daddy Magic is the KING of that segment. "MIND YOUR BUSINESS, YOU FREAK!" I am so stoked about Ruby Soho and Tay Conti in a death match because YOU KNOW Tay's not afraid of the blade. I assume Soho is up for a blood match too. I see more t-shirt sales of Ruby's crimson mask. QT Marshall challenging a ten year old to a match would have been SO MUCH BETTER if he had the Factory behind him. It would have established a sense of danger to the youngster- as opposed to QT being outnumbered by the Dark Order. I love that your introduction to Rush is him fucking beating the living dogshit out of PENTA. I love that PENTA does a pirouette during the chopping section to make the chop actually means something. Alex Abrahantes has great punches! YAYYY! While you idiots were suffering through picture in picture, Rush gets the crowd to truly hate him as he does classic rudo stuff- strutting around like a giant dick, trying to unmask the technico, taunting the crowd as the chant for PENTA. Man, Rush is so fucking good. He goes from super old school rudo heat seeking actions to a fucking picture perfect Mid-South Mad Dog Buzz Sawyer Powerslam. Rochester pops for a double headbutt. This match is so fucking great. Lucha Libre gets tweets about spectacular highspots. REAL GREAT Lucha Libre is two guys who hate each other's guts beating the shit out of each other. This is real great lucha libre. What a great first step to what I hope will be an epic feud. I love Andrade and Rush acting like they didn't pull off PENTA's mask as they go to the back, even though it's perfectly legal in AEW. Austin Gunn is such a great heat machine! Coulton is fun yelling at the crowd for yelling "Asshole" at the Ass Boys! Rochester Crowd does a variation on a common theme! I just realized Bowen did a Famouser! Awwwwe, so sad when your new dad turns on you. Man, the Ass Boys are so going to be a great heel tag team. They showed that bouncing around the ring for Bear Bronson and by Austin being a total dick everywhere else. Rochester is coy about throwing their support for THUNDERSTORM initially. I'm guessing because they shine up THUNDERSTORM for an extended section. They begin to come around when Storm hits Shafir in the head with her butt. Y'know Storm makes $10,000 a day with her Only Fans. What you rubes didn't see in picture in picture is that the Rochester crowd gets behind Storm's BABYFACE FIRE as she takes an ass beating from Nyla and Shafir- as I think Thunder Rosa was good on the apron, heating up the hot tag and getting the crowd into Storm's Babyface STRUGGLE. Thunder Rosa is over in Rochester! This is a smart tag team idea- Storm is the best worker in the division and Thunder Rosa is the what?- third most over wrestler in the division. She is over. Get Storm over more as the tag partner with a more over wrestler. They really need tag titles to get her completely over with this method. Lord Regal, "Hard as a coffin nail." I love that Taz is getting over that this a battle of choke out holds before the match starts. Man, Brodie Kings chops and forearms are fucking beautiful. Kevin Blackwood was the one who noticed that it would have been awesome if Mox won by just hammering King. And that would be true. That was good. They have a great match in them. That was a good episode of Dynamite. Sting and Darby Allin come out and try to shake Brodie King's hand. Maybe sowing the seeds of a future Brodie King face turn? No Konosuke Takeshita versus Eddie Kingston! The INTERNATIONAL FEED disappoints me for the first time.......

Noah Gragson is dick among the other dicks in the Xfinity series. IT IS HEEL HEAVY!

OH MY GOD, I ALREADY LOVE THIS FEUD! TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT!

Stokely confesses.

Penta Oscura vs Rush

Okay, I'm going to bed. BUT NOTE! In Denmark, they were having three way dances.... in 1903! I don't think wrestling was fixed yet in 1903. Name of the event: Wrestling In Kopenhagen Date: 04.04.1903 Promotion: Wrestling In Europa - Freelance Shows Type: Event Location: Kopenhagen, Hovedstaden, Dänemark Arena: Circus Variete :::: Not eligible for the matchguide: at least one worker in the match does not have a profile. :::: Three Way Match Georg Burghardt defeats Camillus Ewertsen and LP Jensen :::: Not eligible for the matchguide: at least one worker in the match does not have a profile. :::: Three Way Match Albert Sturm defeats Camillus Ewertsen and Christian Andersen :::: Not eligible for the matchguide: at least one worker in the match does not have a profile. :::: Singles Match Georg Oettinger defeats Camillus Ewertsen :::: Not eligible for the matchguide: at least one worker in the match does not have a profile. :::: Singles Match Ali Nurullah Hasan defeats Georg Oettinger

Insomnia has got me looking things up on the internet! I found this interesting. Johnnie Valentine's first wrestling match was against Baby Blimp in 1949. Baby Blimp would go on to become George Two Ton Harris. One of most vivid childhood wrestling memories was watching Valentine and Harris have a 15 minute studio match in Mid-Atlantic in what was prolly 1974. Cagematch says they only wrestled three times between 1949 and 1971, but I don't know how complete their 50s, 60s and 70s match listings are. I assume they wrestled a few times because both were all over Mid-Atlantic TV when I was a child. DEAN go night night now. Name of the event: CWF Date: 14.09.1949 Promotion: Championship Wrestling From Florida Type: Event Location: Coral Gables, Florida, USA Arena: Coral Gables Coliseum :::: Not eligible for the matchguide: at least one worker in the match does not have a profile. :::: Singles Match Paddy Mack defeats Jose Santos :::: Not eligible for the matchguide: unknown match length. Click here to send us the missing information. :::: Singles Match Johnny Valentine defeats Baby Blimp by DQ :::: Not eligible for the matchguide: at least one worker in the match does not have a profile. :::: Best Two Out Of Three Falls Match Danny Dusek defeats Bobby Roberts [2:1] EDIT: Oh man, Two Ton Harris wrestled a nine year old Tatsumi Fujinami in 1976 in Mid-Atlantic. I can imagine how great the main event was. I can picture in my mind Terry Funk flailing around after taking a Rufus R Freight Train Jones headbutt. Okay, night night. Name of the event: MACW Date: 06.07.1976 Promotion: Mid-Atlantic Championship Wrestling, National Wrestling Alliance Type: Event Location: Columbia, South Carolina, USA Arena: Township Auditorium :::: Not eligible for the matchguide: unknown match length. Click here to send us the missing information. :::: Singles Match Jack Evans defeats Larry Zbyszko :::: Not eligible for the matchguide: unknown match length. Click here to send us the missing information. :::: Singles Match Dr. Fujinami defeats George Harris :::: Not eligible for the matchguide: unknown match length. Click here to send us the missing information. :::: Singles Match Tony Atlas defeats Hans Schroeder by DQ :::: Not eligible for the matchguide: unknown match length. Click here to send us the missing information. :::: Tag Team Match The Poffos (Lanny Poffo & Randy Poffo) defeat El Rayo & Pete Sanchez :::: Not eligible for the matchguide: unknown match length. Click here to send us the missing information. :::: Non Title Match Dino Bravo defeats Blackjack Mulligan :::: Not eligible for the matchguide: unknown match length. Click here to send us the missing information. :::: NWA World Heavyweight Title Match Rufus R. Jones defeats Terry Funk (c) by DQ

Jon Moxley vs Brodie King

So LUCHA LIBRE!

AWESOME!

Oh yeah!

If AEW is going to pad it's PPVs, they should do a Forbidden Door against Bandido's Big Lucha. Blackpool Combat Club versus Dark Generation!

I want to see that match everyday for five years. That match was fucking great. I am so stoked about this feud. BRING IN DRAGON LEE!

It was good but it just needed to go 30 minutes.

Allright! Let's watch the pro wrestling. It's been a good week for wrestling so far. RAW was good, Elevation was perfectly fine, Dark was very good and NXT was great! Let's see what AEW serves up, shall we? LET'S WATCH! And I see that we are starting with Wardlow getting the belt. Wardlow is channeling a cross between Scott Steiner and Scott Norton! Dan Lambert is a HEAT MACHINE and Team America Top Team Top beats on Wardlow after Lambert distracts Wardlow! CHEATING! BUT IT'S ALL LEGAL! Scorpio beats some heat onto our babyface and Wardlow has a few comebacks and we go back to a regular screen and Wardlow is hitting a BEAUTIFUL SWANTON! Wardlow beats on America Top Team and a couple of guys have been working on taking bumps and they did great. Powerbombs! More Powerbombs! NEW TNT CHAMPION! Wardlow versus Andrade already! Smart Mark Sterling is setting up Tony Nese versus Shane Strickland? Sure. That'll be good. It's Christian Cage! It's.... Matt Hardy? CHRISTIAN IS AWESOME! Who is MJF? Christian is so fucking great. Oh my God! Oh, I thought Hardy was going to bleed. Matt Hardy goes through a table! I don't know where this is going- Hardy/Jungle Boy versus Christian/Luchasaurus, I guess? That'll be fine. Needed Hardy to bleed. Oh man, Claudio versus Jake Hagar will be good. KEITH LEE! SHANE STRICKLAND! BUTCHER! BLADE! This isn't the smoothest match. Strickland is working the bulk of the match and Lee is doing his ponderous power offense. Keith Lee is the best possible Satnam Singh! I'm glad the Bunny is back and hopefully healthy. Butcher beats the life out of Strickland and I assume it will look awesome tomorrow morning on the INTERNATIONAL FEED! Lee crushes Strickland! A lot of stuff goes on! The CROWD GETS BEHIND THE BUTCHER AND THE BLADE'S NEARFALL! Lee and Strickland crush Blade! They set up a three way between Hobbs/Starks vs Swerve/Lee and the Young Bucks! That would be great if it wasn't a three way! That match was a wreck. AWESOME! RUBY SOHO vs TAY CONTI! HEAT IT UP! (I don't really understand why Ruby didn't move out of the way. I guess it was all about PRO WRESTLING!) DARK ORDER IS FOREVER! They beat up QT Marshall! Why didn't the Factory join him? It's PENTA versus Rush! Rey Fenix is dressed like me when I was in college! HUSKER DU! RUSH has a great mask. RUSH gets his shirt off! Rush is soooo fucking awesome. THIS is the Lucha Libre that is BEST. TOPE CON HILO by PENTA! Alex Abrahantes- WHO WAS TRAINED IN THE FUCKING HART DUNGEON- takes out Jose! Jose still has his shirt on! Oh man, this feud is already fucking great. Rush is a motherfucking heat machine in the tiny screen. He unstrings the mask and yells at the Rochester rubes! Rush is so fucking good. A German Suplex, a chop, and Buzz Sawyer Powerslam! I love that JR is digging that they are beating the fuck out of each other. Oh MAN, THIS MATCH IS FUCKING GREAT! Beautiful Toprope SUWA DROPKICK by Rush! RUSH CHEATS TO WIN! SO FUCKNG GREAT! SO FUCKING LUCHA! YAAAAAY! FEUD FOREVER! RUSH! RUSH! RUSH! Bring in DRAGON LEE! AUSTIN GUNN is a HEAT MACHINE by taking the mic from Max Caster! HEY! Anthony Bowen is back in the ring! Leon Ruffin! Bear Bronson gets in some offense! Austin steals the pin from Max Caster! BILLY ASS TURNS ON THE ACCLAIMED! WE HAVE A FACE TURN FOR THE ACCLAIMED! Okay, I can get waaay into Miro versus Malakai Black. It's THUNDERSTORM! It's Nyla Rose and Marina Shafir! Marina Shafir takes a beating SHINING UP THE BABYFACES! Toni Storm foreshadows her FLYING HIP ATTACK by hitting Shafir with her butt in the middle of the ring! Storm and Shafir beat the living crap out of each other and this match got good quick. NYLA USES AN UMBRELLA TO CHEAT and Toni is our face in peril as we go to picture in picture. Storm is great at taking Nyla's offense. Storm is also really good at making Shafir's offense look deadly. I will wait for tomorrow to see if the INTERNATIONAL FEED reveals if the crowd is behind Storm STRUGGLE to be free of the tag team ass beating. We go to Big Screen and we get a hot tag! Nyla takes the Pyramid DDT like RVD! Thunder and Storm make with the smacky butts! FLYING HIP ATTACK! The second best of month! Toni Storm assists Thunder's Air Raid Crash and THUNDERSTORM WINS! That was good. Marina Shafir needs to wrestling Toni Storm everyday for six months to get her offense over. IT'S LEILA GREY! AWESOME! HOLY SHIT! KONOSUKE TAKESHITA VERSUS EDDIE KINGSTON! RAMPAGE SOUNDS TERRIFYINGLY GREAT SUDDENLY! Hey! Daniel Garcia versus Wheeler Yuta at the ROH PPV! Maybe... we'll see if they pull the trigger on FTR vs Aussie Open or the Briscoes. WHOA! I see that it's the Briscoes! Okay. BRODIE KING! JON MOXLEY! I love that Mox enters the ring right as Billy Zoom starts his guitar solo. Oh shit, this is gonna be awesome. JESUS! King is fucking laying it in. King beats Mox's ass all along the guardrail. Mox works the leg. We go to picture in picture and IATIF. King misses the Cannonball! Nice superplex after a sweet backrake! NICE LARIAT BY KING! LAWLER PILEDRIVER FOR TWO! KING HITS THE CANNONBALL! These two need to go 35 minutes. Nice DDT by Mox! King breaks the Sleeper by crushing Mox with his fat! Mox springs up and reapplies the Sleeper and It's OVER! That was good. They got a GREAT 30 minute match in them. That was a wild night of wrestling. AEW RULES THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD!

FUCK YES!

Puma de Oro and Dick Angelo martinet Noisy Boy! They put a neck brace on him while carting him out! Aster Boy makes his entrance and is baffled! Where is his partner? They go back to the locker room and tell Cerebro Negro Jr to put his boots on- HE'S ON! He hits the ring and they tope the rudos because they now ready to go! This match is great. Puma de Oro and Dick are total dicks! ======================== David Francisco and Kylo Reece are both complete dicks BUT they also hate EACH OTHER! This is a problem when you are up against the Rock n Roll Express of the UK indies! Wrestle Force rules. ======================= This is an extended Factory vs the Wingmen six man but in the form of UK indie guys I've never seen before. This is really fun.

Grayson Waller vs Carmello Hayes Julius Creed/Brutus Creed vs Roderick Strong/Damen Kemp Bron Breakker vs Cameron Grimes Wendy Choo vs Tiffany Stratton Cora Jade/Roxanne Perez vs Toxic Attraction

Lee Moriarty vs Leon Ruffin

Sorry I'm late! Tuesday is a Parental Duties motherfucker. THEN! I had to get the Server Lords to upgrade an upgrade on our PHP (whatever the fuck any of that means) THEN I had to run the update and ruin the board! YAAAY! So it's 13 minutes to 10 and it's the biggest NXT of the year! I'm retired! I can stay up all night to watch it if I wanna! It's Roxanne Perez! She's my third favorite WWE lady wrestler behind Big Time Becks and Asuka. It's Cora Jade! It's Toxic Attraction! Gigi Dolan is my top five WWE lady wrestler. Lemme see, Doudrop, Mandy Rose, Bianca Belair, Nikki Ash, Liv Morgan- she's top ten. Jaycie Jayne is good too. Perez and Dolin are MAGIC! Perez immediately assumes the role of our screechiest Ricky Morton as Toxic Attraction begin CHEATING early and often! They whup up on Perez in the little screen while we notice that Hershey's advertises on the NXT. Y'know, British people think Hershey'bars taste like VOMIT. Isn't that weird? I wish there was a INTERNATIONAL FEED so I could find out how much the crowd is behind Perez' struggle. We come to BIG SCREEN and Perez gets in a hope spot roll up and Gigi CUTS HER OFF! Perez is totally screaming like a joshi gal as the crowd rises up to get behind Perez and she makes the hot tag! Cora Jade doesn't have enough of an impressive offense to TRULY deserve the title. Roxanne Perez should bypass the whole NXT tag title run and go straight to the main roster. MANDY ROSE IS KICKED OUT! So Toxic Attraction tries to get Roxanne Perez to assume her natural role as AND ROXANNE HITS HER FINISHER! And we get to have the Roxanne kill some time as NXT tag champion before she gets called up. That was good. Seems like it should have gone longer but that was good. OMIGOD, Pretty Deadly are so fucking great. ROLL TIDE! YEE-HAW! It's Trick Williams vs Wes Lee! I'm thinking that both of these guys are best at making big dudes look good so it will be interesting to see how they INTERACT! Lee is the first to go BIG selling a BEEL by Williams. I'm guessing this is basically Fuego del Sol versus El Serpentico. Lee uses rubbing alcohol to blind Lee and THAT was not as good as should have been. That actually ended up sucking. Disappointing. Tiffany Stratton and Wendy Choo start in the back and fight through the picture in picture! Choo is menacing Tiffany! We get to BIG SCREEN and a regular wrestling match starts! Tiffany Stratton might be in my top ten. Sure! She's already pretty good and it's fun watching her get better every match. GREAT overhead Judo Throw by Wendy Choo! Nice Popup Powerbomb by Stratton. This is good. URANAGI by Choo! SWEET BRAINBUSTER by Choo. Choo has a great arsenal of offense. Tiffany Stratton hits her finisher and that was good. Choo has a wad of cool moves and Stratton took them like a CHAMP. Stratton is getting so good. All she needs is a little more offense because she can already make her opponent look like a million bucks. Maybe Wendy Choo is in my top ten now. Awesome! Grayson Waller! He is awesome. It's Carmello Hayes! This should be good. Waller is the Darby Allin of NXT- in that he makes his opponent look like a killer no matter who it is. Waller gets in some offense early and we go to picture in picture and it's that disturbing Great Wolf Lodge ad again. Waller beats on Hayes while we wait to go to the BIG SCREEN! Hayes gets in a kick and a rolling DDT while we are distracted. Waller cuts him off with a Tarantula over the top rope. Man, this match needs an INTERNATIONAL FEED. Nice spring board elbow drop off the second rope by Waller. This is a mountain of offense shoved into a tiny screen. They counter each others stuff as they go to a normal screen until Hayes sinks in a Crossface and Waller sinks in a Triangle Choke and both are countered by rolling up into a pinning predicament. Waller hits a crazy standing somersault Downward Spiral? That was fucking insane. Hayes sells it like RVD selling a DDT. This match is fucking great. Both of these guys remind me of Shane Strickland in their in-ring movement but they don't actually do Strange Style. It's like Arez with a more brutal offense. Hayes hits a fucking GIGANTIC Guillotine Legdrop for the win. Well, that was the best match so far tonight. Grayson Waller is fucking great. Carmello Hayes is fucking great too. The Creed Brothers takes on Roderick Strong and Damen Kemp for THE STRAPS~! Strong and Brutus take it to the mat! Julius does a GREAT Front face lock overhead suplex on Kemp. Kemp answers with a nice German Suplex. Kemp bounces all over the ring and Brutus hits the amazingly hairbrained CANNONBALL OFF THE TOP TO THE FLOOR! Kemp takes his ass beating like a MAN. He tags in Strong and Strong and Julius have at it. Kemp tags in and gets in some offense. I love this match. It's an ode to the Steiners like FTR will do an ode to Bret Hart. Kemp is the Rick Steiner of the Match. Brutus and Julius add up the Scott Steiner of the match. Actually, Brutus is out of control like the Mad Dog Buzz Sawyer of the match. Julius Creed throws two fucking BEAUTIFUL suplexes on Roderick Strong. Julius kills Kemp with a Roaring Elbow but a Lariat and it didn't really build up to a hot finish but that was a LOT of cool looking suplexes. I'll take it. Speaking of Steiners and suplexes, it's Bron Brakker. It's Cameron Grimes. He's going for Bron's bad shoulder. SWEET Steinerline by Brakker. Grimes goes after the shoulder and Brakker Irish Whips as a counter and then sinks in a front chancellory that Grimes counters into a DDT on the shoulder and Grimes then works for the Fujiwara Armbar but Bron works to a vertical base and Brakker hits a big Vertical Suplex and then Bron bumps big to the floor and Grimes works on the shoulder. Gnarley shoulder submission by Grimes and Brakker hits a nice Spinebuster. Great nearfall on a Spanish Fly by Grimes. Another great nearfall on a Frankensteiner. Another great nearfall with Grimes hitting a Meteora. Brakker hits a Spear to finally put Grimes away. That was great. All the matches were at least good except for the Wes Lee match. Grayson Waller/Carmello Hayes was my favorite of the night, then Grimes/Brakker and then Creeds/Strong/Kemp. Stratton/Choo was better than the tag title switch. That was a big night of wrestling.

IT IS DONE! Let the HIDEOUS CARNAGE BEGIN!

Hey! It's Lee Moriarty! It's Leon Ruffin! So Moriarty is aligning with Jonathan Gresham who has hinted at having a beef with the Blackpool Combat Club- so I'm guessing Moriarty and Wheeler Yuta will be going at it soon. He and Ruffin are wrestling a good unofficial Pure Rules match. Ruffin is really good. Dark is so much better than Elevation lately. Ruffin is gonna win! Oh, he isn't. That was great. Gordlow is excited because it's BEAR COUNTRY! HOSS OUT! They are against the Skulk! They are not nearly as large. They take a beating as Taz goes off on a baby bear tangent. The Skulk outsmart the Bronson behemoth and Bronson is our FACE IN PERIL! The Skulk are ruling it! Then they aren't- as Bronson makes the hot tag and Boulder slaughterizes both of the Skulk and crushes both of them in a really strange three man Powerbomb! That was awesome. Bronson piggybacks on Boulder's back and they DESTROY the Skulk with a corner cannonball. This episode is great. It's AQA! She is waiting for ROH to show up. Avery Breaux gets in a wad of offense and AQA is best selling from underneath. Another Cannonball! Breaux is going to win! The crowd gets behind AQA struggling out of a chinlock. She battles out and DOESN'T hit her Shooting Star Press! Hey! I watched Barrett Brown vs Minoru Suzuki and Josh Woods vs Bryan Keith both wrestle today in Texas. Brown is a New Japan Strong guy. Josh Woods is BEING RECRUITED BY SMART MARK STERLING! YES! Josh Woods beats the hell out of Brown and Brown takes his crazy offense like a KING. That was short. Sonny Kiss loves America! Lamar Diggs is a big dude. Sonny Kiss should join Gresham's version of the BCC if they are going that direction. Diggs manhandles Sonny as tries to strike him and outquick him. Kiss is going up big for Diggs as Diggs is throwing him all over the ring. Kiss finally outquicks him by avoiding Diggs giant ass. Kiss with Crossface Submission! Recruit him, Gresham! Hell, Lethal and Kiss were a great tagteam for a match, draft Kiss and Lethal as a tagteam. Aaron Solo! FUEGO DEL SOL! It's Fuego's new DARKER outfit! Andrade RECRUIT Fuego Del Sol to team with Dragon Lee so Fuego can EAT SOME PINS! Fuego takes a Fuego-sized beating early. Fuego gets in a hope spot and Solo flings him upside down into the corner! Fuego is so awesome. The crowd rallies behind the STRUGGLE of Fuego! Fuego fights out and goes on offense and the crowd is MOLTEN as he hits a Moonsault off the second turnbuckle to the floor! Tornado DDT and Cattle Mutilation Submission! Marshall distracts the ref as Solo is tapping out! Solo gets the pin- NO HE DOESN'T! Fuego does a tricky, crazy roll up FOR THE PIN! FUEGO WINS! FUEGO WINS! That was great! SATNAM! Jay Lethal is fun working the body of the match until Satnam tags in and ends everything. Satnam is so fun. GREAT Powerbomb. HE is the new Skyscraper! Awesome! Pretty Peter Avalon! And the rest of the Wingmen! I love Avalon's Velvet Skyy ring entrance. It's ever shrinking Dark Order! Hey! it's John Silver! It's the best version of the Dark Order! Taz goes on a tangent about Louis the sax player. Ryan Nemeth is awesome. Evil Uno matches Nemeth's writhing gyrations! Vance tags in so, OF COURSE, Peter Avalon tags in. Reynold bumps BIG to the floor after Cezar Bonnoni kicks him off the top! THEN THEY CHEAT! Y'see, when Vance tags in, BONNONI should tag in! Peter Avalon is GREAT distracting the ref by making him look at his teeth. The Wingmen are so great at CHEATING. They are working for the hot tag to Johnny Hungee! Silver German Suplexes everyone and he fucking KILLS Peter Avalon with a Brainbuster. Evil Uno misses Avalon with a toprope Senton. Avalon get a TWO after JD Drake kills Reynolds with cannonball in the corner! Dark Order then CHEATS by hitting Avalon with four different finishers- well past the five count!- and Evil Uno gets the pin! That was fun! Really fun! Alex Reynolds and Peter Avalon were the glue that held that baby together. AEW FUCKING RULES THE WORLD!

Holy shit! Menard and Parker are fucking awesome on the stick!