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I don't have them fancy embedding opportunities that some of y'all have on this little phone, but I'd like to mention those "Hangman's Horror" matches that TNA ran in the past. I think there were two or three of them ... absolutely ghastly concepts.

The answer's "Arizona," isn't it. I feel like the answer's "Arizona" ...

Monkeys with a dartboard. BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHA! Naw, what Mr. McLargehuge said.

American Wolves rumored to be blowing their chance of staying with TNA... Man, if they pull that off, we should give them an award. For most outstanding wack grapplers.* *With apologies to Cypress Hill.

I don't recall the matches being that bad, per se, but there were two matches on seperate shows where Jake Roberts and Kevin Sullivan were guest referees (I'm almost certain the Sullivan reffed match was a Monster's Ball). Jake's involvement included his proclamation that he "ain't wearin' no stripes." So he reffed in street clothes. All the newfound love for Jake being what it is, that was ridiculous. But Sullivan's stint was worse. He didn't have problems with wearing the stripes ... he just didn't wear a shirt; he had black stripes bodypainted on his torso. And he randomly attacked heel & face alike during the match. Also ridiculous. (Or, in the spirit of the thread title, "riduclous.")

First flick I saw that on was Looper. Makes a lot of sense for movies that people are more likely to buy when looking for something quality. Raid: Redemption also

What I want to know is: What possessed Cena to agree to put fucking Tensai over?

If I recall correctly, Kennedy injured Orton for the second time in a match on Raw. You could tell Orton was so damn angry. Kennedy was gone just a few days later. The sell for the move that was Kennedy's death knell - on the part of Orton - was ridiculous too. Orton took the move, rolled up to his feet while Kennedy's back was turned, mimed a few angry punches to his head, then flopped to the ground. It was on Kofi Kingston "STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID" levels, and I knew then that Kenneth was done.

Also ... did she sit up in bed, renewed of life, and shout, "Bosco?"

I feel like the title to this thread should be screamed at me by Garrett Morris. Oh, and yay Mae.

Is it ... what I think it is?

Well, fuck, if someone is standing for fifty hours, a forearm would probably be more than enough to lay them out.

You *so* lied ... (podium descends back into floor)

That it's not the destination, but the journey?

Horseshit.

So, what was the Tolkien kids' beef with LOTR? I'm curious as to what they were expecting ...

I would actually find that quite interesting and, dare I say, entertaining. Especially if it was Brian Hebner that did the deed.

My god, that scene from "Ed Wood" where they sneak in to steal the octopus, recast with TNA regulars made me guffaw. One of you - I can't review on this phone - has Eric Young vs. Icarus in my head as a "match I didn't know I wanted until now;" once I post this, you're getting a "like."

First match on the first Spike Impact was Strong/Styles. He took the move perfect! There is nothing "strong style" about the first Impact, yerk yerk yerk!

The Clash is basically a pancake piledriver with a bunny hop ... AJ should just leave the hop out of it and simply fall forward.

It went away for AJ Styles ...

I find this to be magnificent news.

I liked Joe in ROH. I liked Joe when he debuted in TNA. I liked Joe even after he lost to Angle. I liked Joe when he finally won the TNA gold. Then he got kidnapped. I started liking Joe a little less. Recently, I rewatched a copious amount of Joe in ROH. Now, I hate Joe in TNA.

Before I googled it and realized it was just Clue, I thought that was some sort of crazy Inspector Claudio Clouseau character from CHIKARA I never heard of and you were wondering why Cesaro didn't portray that character. Now, I hate that I missed the Claudio-as-Sherlock Holmes character that never happened in Chikara.

Acorn free, and better than you.