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Now that they have debuted Tyler Breeze, I think Hero is getting ready to be repackaged in to a tag team:

So last night I had a dream in which I was interviewing Vince, and the question I asked him was if there had been a War Games match during the Monday Night Wars pitting WCW against WWF, who would Vince have put on the WWF team? I woke up and decided this question was awesome, so I pose it to the board. I eagerly await Ben's post telling me how the Stud Stable will be involved. Also I should note that in my dream, after I asked this question, Vince punched me in the mouth for "asking a fucking hypothetical".

Yeah, I think I had Elysium as my RT number one. Oops. If anyone had Planes high, it is currently at 24%.

Don't forget Patti Lupone. Kathy Bates, Jessica Lange, and Patti Lupone. If they did a "making of season 3" documentary, there would be a good chance that it would be scarier than anything in the actual show.

I would totally watch a movie about former president Jimmy Carter killing Plutonians to save his peanut farm.....and America.

So I was with my seven year old nephew the other day and we were watching random youtube clips. I put on the famous clip of Harley Race offering 25k to eliminate Ric Flair from wrestling, and his response was "That man's voice makes my body hurt". Harley Race fucking rules.

I think it makes sense that young guys would put wrestling first and be snotty about it. When you are young, you still believe that if you want it more than anyone else, that is all that matters. Also, as you get older, other things about life inevitably start to matter more.

Not really defnding Shabbaz here, but he got in trouble for bringing a girl to his room. There is basically nothing on earth that will convince me that he was the only 18-22 year old future millionaire that decided to bring a girl in to his room. At least he didn't break any laws, like some previous people have.

Sometimes when I read QC, I cannot decide whether I liked it more or less when it was just jokes about Indie Rock and early 20s emo boy suffering. I feel like I read it out of habit more than anything at this point.

I feel like Graves' look makes him seem like the kind of guy who was in a psychobilly band that was terrible, but was somehow on basically every local punk show to the point where it became infuriating. As an aside, when Graves was on the indies as Sterling James Keenan, he was by far the nicest wrestler I've ever talked to. The only wrestler who went out of his way to find me to say hi at shows and stuff, and always was willing to sit and chat. He had a tryout on Heat against Val Venis in like 06 or 07 and a few dark matches and they told him he needed to bulk up. I think he got pretty disillusioned with wrestling for a bit after that and didn't take as many US bookings. It's good to see that he was able to get back on the horse.

Wait, back up. There are people who claim that The Clash aren't a punk band? I cannot fathom this. And for the record, until bands like fifteen started the whole hippy punk/folk punk thing, pop punk was probably the only sub genre of punk that was actually worthwhile.

From the thumbnail, I kind of thought Archie Manning was James Spader, which would have made that video a million times better.

That segment with Stephanie crying was like watching someone who has never cried ever trying to do an impersonation of being sad. It was harrowing.

This looks to be a bootleg someone drew for the dice based wrestling game "Legends of Wrestling". Horowitz isn't in the actual game and there isn't a set called Vintage Mayhem.

I'm only mid way through raw right now, but did Heath Slater just wrestle a match in those bedazzled jeans you get in the husky girls section at walmart? The show can clearly only go down hill from here. Also, Justin Roberts trying to say 'Minnesota' in a Midwestern accent during Curtis Axel's entrance is basically the worst.

Do time limit draws count towards this? There are a ton of great time limit draws.

I'm curious as to which teams you follow.As for Phillies fans vs. Eagles fans, I've been to several Phils games and I worked at Lincoln Financial Field for a season. I'd gladly take a hundred Phillies games than one Eagles game ever again (or really any event at the Linc other than the Army/Navy Game) because of the reasons you and Raziel have stated. I like Philly sports, but I hate it's fans.I follow the Cards for baseball because my mom moved to MO when I was a kid and Ozzie Smith did backflips. I follow Cleveland sports for the rest because that is where I grew up. The Indians are just a distant second to the Cards.

Don't forget the German suplex off the apron on to the table against CM Punk really early in his career.

There is an urban legend that 'Surfin' Bird' was written by a record executive to settle a bet that a pop song needed lyrical value to be a big time hit. It's one of those stories I always wished was true.

OTL is reporting that the NCAA is investigating Johnny Football for accepting a five figure cash sum to autograph hundreds of footballs and helmets during the BCS title game last year.

To change the tone slightly....Fuck you to anyone who buys one of those "cool story babe now make me a sandwich" shirts. I actually thought it might be a reference to something that I don't know, so I looked it up on the internet. Nope. Just ignorant douche bags wearing a dumb shirt.

I want a ton of random 90s characters. Lego Mojo, for example. Maybe an entire Rob Leifield DLC patch.

I've been to two Phillies games, both times to see the Cards, and never had any issues with fans. In fact, both times I ended up having a really nice conversation with the Phillies fans next to me. I hate Philly sports fans with the fire of a thousand suns, but I think baseball games are different than the vibe you would get at an Eagles game.