Firebreaker Chip

Tony K is now dangerously addicted to the illicit thrill of causing several Vincels to suffer fatal heart attacks every time he is quoted by a wrestling website saying basically anything at all

http://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1435320735170449414?s=20 I laughed Paul London's always been outrageously handsome hasn't he? Sort of like a Mexican Christian Bale

I don't normally get time to watch it but the ambient dumb/wtf/funny commentary from Tazz and co on Dark really adds to the show, Tazz trying to spin Cutler selling a self-inflicted freeze-spray to his own face while wearing a full mask as "he sprayed it through the [non-existent] nose holes and that caused his nosebleed" and Starks randomly claiming Statlander's eye had turned green because she has cataracts were standouts

I know it's her catchphrase, but bearing in mind new viewers tuning in, I'm not sure Excalibur should be enthusiastically saying "Jade Cargill - THAT BITCH - will go one on one with Kiera Hogan"

Still having it and never having lost it in the first place are the same thing so that's cool imo

Gutted. What a great, smooth worker he was. All of his stuff looked so, so good. That swinging neckbreaker was a work of art.

I for one think it was very kind of Chavo to suggest that PAC speaks a language

Was there some Owen rib where he was like excessively friendly to some random fan, gave him a lift to that night's show, let him come backstage and then randomly left him stranded there at the end?

Goddamn I thought Spivey was scary looking in the 90s but he's nightmare fuel now

I was there that night! I went to get a dang beer when Jericho unmasked! Shingo is so fucking good, well done to him imo

Commitment and practice

I think Page and Sky were meant to be disingenuously blowing smoke up Sting's ass so they could play up the idea that Darby only won because he relied on a legendary tag partner to get the pinfall after he got splatted. They're moving the goalposts "Now wrestle us with a different tag partner because we said so" isn't necessarily the most logical direction to go, but yeah maybe 62 year old Sting being Darby's invincible dad that stops him getting beat up is an idea they need to get past eventually

Nyla's "D-M-[middle finger] " gesture at Britt was magnificent, just dripping with contempt Best thing about Miro shouting out God and his hot wife was the completely straight face, like he's some alpha male project manager with no self awareness trying to hype up his direct reports. He should cut a promo every week if he's not wrestling

Schiavone: we are proud to once again have Autism-friendly sensory isolation rooms and support staff at this pay per view! Up next, we have Nyla Rose in action! Strowman: [is fired mid-sentence]