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New Pinball FX4 tables: Knight Rider and Pacific Rim were the ones that felt great immediately. Xena might be ok. Has that crappy quiet zen table ambiance after the kickass POWER PASSION DANGER intro. Knight Rider looks and sounds and plays awesome. It's a secret time traveling Steve Ritchie Mandela effect table. This is in the vein of their System Shock table where it's quasi-retro. Pacific Rim feels good. Similar to the oldass Zen Earth Defense table. I've liked all the Legendary tables. BSG table is a bit shit. Not as bad as that Homeworld table but it ain't making me want to investigate. I'm in the wait for first sale in 2 months camp on FX4. I've got 90 percent of the tables and will only bite on those Snoopy and Garfield tier tables when I see $1.99. Might get pacific rim tho. Three day weekends a'comin'. I wish they'd bring the AVP and Doom tables to the new engine. I have no idea how fucky the Bethesda situation is now. The AVP and Aliens tables are awesome. Aliens might be their best theme utilization. The Chucky table is absolutely great but whatever weird licensing restrictions they were working under hurts the coherence of the table. It's like they just had a little bit of 2, 3 and Seed of Chucky.

Inoffensive yet hackneyed.

Saw Fight Forever PS5 at walmart for 10 bucks. Bought it, might even play it. Damn near almost got Armored Core 6 for 30 but would rather buy and never play it on PC two years from now.

Ok, if Aja Kong can come out to unmuted Electric Eye on Wrestle Universe can they get Aerosmith Woman of the World for Giulia on this Marigold show?

TJPW Korakuen VERY crowd pleasing show, trios match notwithstanding. Itoh's mic performance to Haru had me living in a telenovella. Main event had extremely high cool factor. Guys were wrestling their asses off.

Incoming MOTC tonight! TJPW Korakuen Yuna Manase vs Runa Okubo I like Runa's forearm strikes better than Toga's and Yuna is monumentally topographical. Pillows of heaven may tremble. I mean pillars. Will report back tomorrow on how I fell asleep during the UUG segment.

Grand Queendom

Also, Bloodsport dream booking: Jan Nortje vs Undertaker where they glue broken glass to their fists.

I only first saw her on that first season of Monday Magic and what came to mind was "This dude is PISSED!". Bret Hart quality stagecraft. Unless she really was just blasting people as hard as she could. What a hardass. Is most of her best stuff just scattered around youtube and archive?

Did i really just see Mitsuo Momota on the newest GanPro show? Didn't look a day over 60.

"Let the boy be your damn dog!"

TJPW 4/14 Mizuki vs Pom A complete and utter masterpiece.

What is the beef between them? Money? Who else does Rossy have old bitter beef with? My tippity top freelancers would be Ryo Mizunami, Momoka Hanazono, Kaho Kobayashi, Sareee and Yuu. Is Hiroyo Matsumoto actually freelance? 'Course neither Stardom or Marigold has ZONES so they can't truly be the #1 promotion (yet). She's like R. Crumb's Devil Girl. Somebody get her some Susan Tyrell DVDs.

Is Suzu Suzuki going to head that way later or go back to freelancing/Prominence? Or was it actually confirmed she was leaving? I'm also glad I don't have to join another streaming service. Sakuya has been underwhelming everytime I've seen her. It's like Umesaki where the facepaint gimmick sucks and the regular girl is great. This also makes Asahi's death even more of a "what could have been". What a bummer.

Now obviously the clash of the Divine Kingdom was amazing but I kinda wish Syuri VS. Slamovich was presented in front of a fresher, rejuvenated crowd. Even God's Eye superfan had to yawn against his will. Lotta tired ass motherfuckers out there this week. Me included. Love AZM's new ring gear. Laughed my ass off when the ring crew guy took Momo's baseball bat, twice. I've only watched TJPW since about May last year but I'm pretty sure Raku was never as good as she was on those two Philly shows. Usually I'm sitting there, kinda stoned, just kinda watching her do her thing in utter bewilderment. I can feel my inner Cornette come to the fore. She ain't Nonoko but at least there seems to be some conceptual continuity recently. The gimmick seems like one of those failed children show hosts from the VHS boom.

Main event of the Friday TJPW show was felliniesque. Loved the whole show. Stardom was a one match show but it's one hell of a. I just want Divine Kingdom to permanently reunite. Seriously, Megasus ain't be do shit after January.

Maika vs Megasus? How am I just hearing about this today? Does the show really start at 3 PM or is that when a please stay tuned starts streaming for an hour?

What the hell's the deal with this PPP Tokyo show on 3/5? They're filming that right? I gotta see Saya Iida vs. Kaho Kobayashi.

TJPW 2/24 HIMAWARI went next level. She did the Mr. Perfect hop-over neckbreaker. Dumped Mizuki like some hardcore elementary school recess fight. Dudes were working their asses off in that semi-final.

Shotei with a metal plate. LEGAL

forza and gran turismo on the same system. Who gets edged out?

What's that Brody payday lookin' like? 250k? Cool million?

Xena vs Megasus when?