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he'll handle the coin flip to determine which team has the advantage. Leading up to the first time the faces ever won a WarGames coin flip Only for the entire face team to turn on him.

Barrister RD Evans is already working the #TheNewStreak.

I used to watch Renee Young on the Score here in Canada, and I don't remember her having such 'increased fundamentals®'... Maybe it was the dress? I'm not complaining, mind.

I agree. He beat Triple H, Orton, and Batista -- clean -- in one WrestleMania. Short of ending the Streak and body slamming Big Show, what more could he have done tonight to make people happy?

A total TNA move would have had Taker's streak end with the opening of a briefcase following a run-in by five wrestlers, Jenna Morasca, and a midget with a handgun.

You know that says March 4th, not April 4th, right? And Illinois isn't a suburb of New Orleans, last I checked.

That WM Axxess photo makes the fan look like Jeff Hardy cosplaying Kane.

Eyepokes. Backrakes. Bootscrapes. Pulling the hair. Pulling the trunks. Punches while in a headlock. Foreign objects. Using the ropes. Low blows while the ref is distracted. Manager interference. Stalling for time. Begging off. Heel stuff.

Possibly because they used to bill him from Death Valley?

BUT WHY IS KANE IN A SUIT?

I wasn't really watching in 1994, but I've always known it as the Hart Attack so I must've heard it somewhere.

Like what? Maybe they could have Sting beat him up with a baseball bat.

HHH/Randy Orton (LMS No Mercy 07 vs. WM 25) Also, random observation... I was looking through the old NXT show lineups (when it was a competition), and although the winners flamed out big time, each of the first three seasons gave us a top tier star. The worked voting really couldn't have been much worse for picking future stars. Season 1: Wade Barrett - Daniel Bryan Season 2: Kaval - Husky Harris/Bray Wyatt Season 3: Kaitlyn - AJ Season 4 continued the trend of retrospectively terrible winners (Johnny Curtis), but no one worth a damn came from that show either. I think Kaval's the only one who 'flamed out bigtime' out of the bunch. Kaitlyn was doing fine but decided wrestling wasn't for her, and Wade's still working a solid midcard act and can probably be rehabilitated into main event status if the old guard ever goes away. Roughly half of each season's roster is still around, which isn't bad I suppose.

Not a lawsuit, but I remember a feud between Brian Kendrick and Jimmy Jacobs involved Kendrick complaining Jacobs had stolen the Sliced Bread #2 (or the Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right-B-A-Select-Start, as Jacobs called it.)

Just because you *own* Photoshop doesn't mean you *should* Photoshop.

WWE Monopoly? Don't tell the FTC. (I'd rather have WWE Clue/Cluedo, peronally.)

That's funny because the reason I brought it up is because I saw Victoria/Tara's restaurant is having an after party. And the reason I knew that is because I was thinking of checking that place out this weekend since it's not far from my house. It's too bad, I've watched a couple of shows and the wrestling is solid. I don't want to go by myself if it's perv central, and even though my wife would probably dig the show, I don't want to have to start stabbing dudes in the face for excessive leering. Can't Prazak do back ground checks or something? You do a background check, and nobody gets in.

I love that a list from 1983 talks about Terry Funk having bum knees.

To clarify, it's not porn. It's a movie about a mysterious squid who takes the wrestling world by storm, and may or may not be a wrestler who vanished long before. It's from the same fellow who directed Executive Koala.

It's an awesome movie, and has the most romantic squid/woman love scene I've ever seen.

But what does Sickboy think?

What's PMA...Google has been no help. And, for what it's worth, I'm pretty sure he was smiling about fifteen seconds before they put his name-card up there. Positive Mental Attitude. I think that getting out of WWE will do wonders for him. I'm probably just projecting.

That is a miserable man. It makes me sad. ETA: I realize it's a single screen shot, so I can't really judge. But as someone who battles clinical depression on a regular basis, I'm starting to wonder if he's got something similar going on. He up and left his job; by all accounts he's not really talking to his friends; and, if I may indulge in some armchair psychology, his constant talk of PMA on Twitter (before he went silent) strikes me as the behaviour of someone to whom a positive mental attitude don't come naturally.

Clearly TNA will be bringing in Alan Funk.