The Comedian

Angle's kind of the opposite of Sting. The WWE wanted Sting for years while he continually resisted. Angle's wanted to come back for years but WWE doesn't want to blow their "Hey, we told him to quit a decade ago" alibi if he dies young.

If we're only counting the Eon films, then Raziel is probably right with Famke Janssen. Otherwise it's Kim Basinger.

At least she got to play Charlie Nash's partner... Fresh Prince was already a comeback for Ribeiro after everybody forgot about Silver Spoons...

Someone must've shown Vince some of them old Chairman Ramu videos on youtube or something...

Watching Kevin Owens sell Kalisto's offense made me appreciate again just how good he is at the little things. For instance, when Kalisto does his handspring Pele kick, Owens doesn't just stand there like a hump and take it. He gets in a ready stance like he's prepared for a frontal assault (eg. Tajiri's handspring back elbow) so that when the kick comes from his top left it catches him off guard. Then he proceeds to make the rana driver/satellite DDT combo look great too. The only other really good thing about the show was Orton corpsing for a second when New Day brought up The Legacy...

I consider ATLiens to be the greatest album of all time. Not greatest Hip-Hop album, greatest album of recorded music ever made. Also, why bother nominating The Smiths for the HOF? We all know they won't be voted in, because we all know Johnny and Moz won't show up...

Basically this is what Hip-Hop is supposed to look like. Hoodies and timbs and knit caps. Baseball bats and rottweilers on chains. Abandoned buildings with oil drum fires.The occasional cat with a pickaxe or sledgehammer or sickle.

I don't even think it's the best Fairy Tail OP..."Strike Back" was pretty fuckin' epic...

speaking of WWE people on youtube, Emma's doing a cooking show...

So you're blaming Lesnar for the WWE's botched booking then? Cause he would've made Reigns if they hadn't fucked that up going into WrestleMania. Not to mention Rollins looked like a future stud by hoilding his own with Lesnar and Cena in the three-way at the Rumble, before the WWE wrecked that by booking him like a cowardly bitch the rest of the year. See, by Lesnar being a nigh-unbeatable special attraction, anyone who holds their own with him looks good and anyone who actually beats him is made. It's not his fault the WWE's dumbshit booking committee fumbles every time they try to put someone in that position...

I love Nora Greenwald but man I can't believe she was making six figures just to be part of Macho Man's entourage...

Al Isaacs said Reigns is turning on Ambrose?

Bret also speculated in the same interview that he suspects Hogan was glad Piper died because it took the attention off him that week. Which is a really shitty thing to say, particularly if you don't know that for a fact. Yeah Bret basically has no tact whatsoever, and he's one of the most sanctimonious guys in the history of the business, especially in regards to his, "I never injured anyone and look down on anyone who has" shit.

The one I recall the most was the one where Tony Atlas and S.D. Jones ended up being the last two men, and instead of fighting, they flipped a coin, Atlas won, and Jones voluntarily eliminated himself out of friendship.

When ScarJo starts singing Trust In Me, I am going to lose my shit. BALOO WHISTLES THE LAST BAR OF BEAR NECESSITIES~! FUCK YEAH~! If this turns out to be super awesome, Disney owes me a Top Tier CGI version of the mother fucking Lion King. Or Sword in the Stone. . . Are they still sitting on the rights to the Prydain Chronicles? I wish they'd stop treating The Black Cauldron like an old shame...

Remember that time Randy Savage tore up Zen And The Art of Motorcycle Maintenance and threw it in Ricky Steamboat's face? Yeah, me neither...

btw are Owens and Ryback feuding over some Dianetics shit or something?

The main event tag was pretty cool even though Big Show did the most "old man easing into warm bath" version of the Vader Bomb ever...

So in typical Eagles fashion, instead of getting blown out so that I could at least enjoy mocking them, they came back just to choke at the end...

Between this and Black Mass, Todd from Breaking Bad is turning into a real chameleon...

Fo' Fo' Fo' RIP Moses If you subscribe to rule of three, please be careful Doc and Mo and Bobby Jones aNd Toney. Man Moses and Choc Thunder are sad, but when Doc goes I will bawl my eyes out like a baby...that was my childhood hero...

I think it's a little from column A, a little from column B...

What is it that makes the offense in WWE so bad? I mean, off the top of my head I can think of: moves with contrived set-ups being worked in as a regular part of a guy's moveset (Ambrose's rebound clothesline, Orton's rope-hung DDT, etc.) stupid-looking shit that's done solely because it's "original" (the Zig Zag, Ambrose's standing opponent elbow drop, etc.) high spots being worked in as a regular part of a guy's moveset (Dean, you don't need to hit a tope suicida in every match; you neither Daniel) making indie guys drop substantial portions of the moveset that got them there (does Dean Ambrose do anything that Jon Moxley did?) So yeah Dean Ambrose is pretty much fucked...

Question of the day: what color goes best with green in the Milwaukee Bucks color scheme?

Most of the people here complain about everyone's weak-ass looking offense. Enough guys get knocked for it that I've stopped blaming the wrestlers and decided it's the WWE style's fault that Dean Ambrose has to do dumb shit like rebound clotheslines and elbow drops to standing opponents or that Dolph Ziggler does that "Russian-legsweep-without-the-legsweep" thing for his finish... I kinda thought what hurt Big E was that they started throwing him in six-man tags with Cena and Sheamus against the Wyatts when they were red-hot...