Mr Harms

I would just like to go back to Brendan Rogers saying "we were the better team". Dude, you lost 2-0 at home. I don't understand this bullshit about losing a game, not being able to score a goal and blaming the other teams tactics like it's not their job to beat you and make sure you don't score. It's beyond retarded complaining about a team that defended against you. They didn't play your way, boo hoo. Now I'm an arsenal fan, so I'm more than used to teams playing this way against us and I'm not crying about it. It's time to man-up and accept your tactics weren't good enough, and yes that includes Wenger.

I hate you.

Haha Gerrard and Torres sending Liverpool's title chances down the toilet. Fucking poetic. Let's see Stevie G crying in the huddle after this one.

Starting a career mode is a sure fire way of getting your shit deleted, but it could delete your shit at any point for whatever reason it wants. I bought No Mercy second hand for a couple of quid from cash converters and for the first few months I was convinced I had a non-glitched cartridge. Everything was going fine. Then once it glitched the first time it does it for any kind of editing at all.

Smackdown is so hard to watch with all the fake crowd noise. Del Rio threw Ambrose through the middle rope to the outside and the crowd went "OHHHHH" then Ryback delivered a weak looking punch to his head and the crowd went "OHHHHH" exactly the same as they did 2 seconds ago.

Alcaraz and Coleman scored a couple of great headers, to be fair.

I just booted up No Mercy for the first time in ages. Spent a while going through my CAWs to decide who I wanted to be and face. Started a match and BAM glitches and deletes everything. C'mon man, at least wait until I've had a few games before you make me reload all my CAWs from memory packs again.

Okay since I mentioned this in the omnibus thread and it went unnoticed I'll ask here. Adam Bomb. When I first saw him aged 9 or 10 I thought "wow". He was big, had a colourful singlet and a pretty cool gimmick (so I thought), but I can't remember anything about the guy in-ring wise. I was sure this dude would be champ. I had no doubt he would be a huge star. Then nothing happened with the guy. So I'm asking this; did he suck?

When I first saw Adam Bomb as a 9 or 10 year old kid I thought "damn this dudes a star!" But I don't remember anything about him now. Did he suck?

This is a sad sad day. It's all too much, and that's all I can say right now.

I especially enjoyed Nel's cross-examination of the "expert" witness. Made him look a right bellend.

STUNNER! STUNNER! BAH GAHD! This egg shit sucks. Go into 50 towns tapping your life away and your reward is some picket fence. Ooooooh.

I don't care who does the dishes as long as it isn't me

That wasn't an easy semi final to watch. We shouldn't really have to take Wigan Athletic to penalties but they beat City so maybe I shouldn't downplay it too much. Hull or Sheffield... Who cares?

Some weird things have happened in my old house that we couldn't really explain at the time. It started around the time my older sister was pregnant. 1) when my mum was at work me and my sister would watch tv in her room. Often her bf would be there. He went down to make us a drink, a few minutes later we hear him shout "boo!" from the landing, then walks in the room all white faced. He says he was downstairs and heard a creek, looked up at the landing and saw a shadow move behind the corner and assumed we were hiding and trying to scare him. So he creeped up the stairs to turn the joke on us, the whole time seeing the silhouette of what he thought was me or my sister hiding, and when he got there to say boo there was nothing there. 2) my sister and I went out in the afternoon while our mum was at work. We had a load of washing up (dishes) to do. We left it and went out to the shops. We can't have been longer than an hour. When we got back the lot of it was done and on the drainer. Now I'm not saying ghosts did our washing up. But who did? My mum isn't a great actor and she says she didn't come home and do the washing up. My sisters bf had a key, but he is a lazy mofo and I can't see him doing dishes for the sake of a joke or windup. There were a few other little things that I don't remember the details to now. But the opinion was that somebody was watching over my sister whilst she was pregnant. Since then my sister has been hugely into ghosts and the paranormal.

Yeah. No way are the champions wearing that shit next season.

Ooh ooh... Ron Swimmons... Fine I'm leaving.

Wave Barrett? ... I'll get my coat.

I think lost in this is how Billy Gunn spells the word Warrior. Back when I was a little kid, my dad would often cut a promo on me, referring to himself as the Ultimate Worrier and me as The Nacho Man Andy Sausage. Then he would beat my ass. Good times.

This was a great Raw. I know this because I didn't fast forward through anything except that bit about some fella called Drew Brees, I think he plays soccer or the Ice Hockey, and it was about his dreams that involve auctioning sick kids, or something like that. I think the idea is that you keep bidding on these kids and the one who raises the most money gets brogue kicked out of their misery. But as I said, I don't know, I fast forwarded that bit.

Well it can't have been his mum, she died in that fire Kane started, remember?

I know he was pretty huge in the 90s and all, but I've never been a big fan personally. I don't disagree he should be in the HOF, he's a massive name. But Sting wrestling in 2014 WWE does absolutely nothing for me.

I don't get the appeal of Sting fighting the Undertaker. I don't really get the appeal of Sting at all. In the 90s, 00s and especially 2014. Wasn't Sting wrestling in a t-shirt in TNA? That's a little bush league for WWE. And why tarnish the great moment we saw at mania with that great finish of shock and awe only for him to fight sting, another broken down old man. And why would sting come to WWE only to lay on his back? I just don't get it at all.

That was an awesome show right there. The shock of the crowd when Lesnar got the 3-count was amazing. I've never seen a reaction like that in wrestling before. The streak... Something that's been going for 20+ years and hyped as something so incredible, and it ended just like that. And those that think anybody forced taker to lose in any way are out of their minds. He's an old pro and was always gonna go out on his back. We've all witnessed history right there.

I always look at Guy Fieri as the Danny De Vito to Scott Steiner's Arnold Schwartzenegger in the wrestling/cooking mashup remake of Twins.