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You've clearly never heard of a working handshake, I guess. Clearly. Is that the opposite of a shooting handshake? Joking aside, it is. Worker handshakes are limp wristed affairs. I hate them.

And didn't Yoko straight maul someone to stop them from slamming him in that?

I thought Hagrid came out to present an award. It was just Mick Foley.

Marufuji and Rikio were both expected to be the top guy when they won the title. Not just as placeholder guys. Rikio ended the greatest title reign that we've seen this century, you know he was intended to be the man. The fact that Taue beat him, and was only a transitional guy to Akiyama, who himself was only transitional to Marufuji shows that they weren't prepared for the Rikio run not to work.

Wait......really?! It was a good match and all, but it wasn't even the best match of the tournament.

YES!!! If for whatever reason, I end up in that style of handshake, I HAVE to say it.

Can you make a hairy, dickless monster, a la Giant Gonzalez?

I was always partial to "May I speak to the drug dealer of the house, please" as my favorite Arnie line. I haven't watched Running Man in years. I need to make some time this week.

I don't know about full android, since such a deal was made out of his synthetic leg. Unless it was a synthetic attached to more synthetic, and he just doesn't know. I too found it odd that they were so chummy so early on. It very much should have been a Dr. Cox/JD type relationship, where the shows of admiration from John were few and far between before he finally accepted him. I'm hoping that the DVD/Netflix release puts them in proper order.

I think Rudy is salvageable under the right coach. People said Javale McGee was a great athlete but couldn't contribute. He spent a couple of years under George Karl, and became a great role player. Look at Monta Ellis. He had the same criticisms that Rudy has. Get him with Carlisle, pair him with Dirk, and he's having the most efficient, productive year of his career. If a guy has even the slightest bit of talent, and good coach will get it from him. Rudy needs one of those coaches.

Going back to countering the Stunner. As someone mentioned, Angle did it a couple of times, but let's not pretend like WWE will every acknowledge it if that were the route they took. This is a company that is currently trying to rewrite it's title history to fit a storyline.

You can't have the nerd be the antagonist against a drunken redneck either. At least not to most people.

Even the Office rewarded our suffering with a decent enough ending.

Austin wouldn't get owned by Punk unless he went shooty, and if he went shooty it would be fucking dogshit. You already know he's going to go shooty. In all fairness, he owned Rock without doing that, but that's easy to do these days.

Austin/Punk COULD be good, but I already know how this goes. Punk owns him on the mic and brings up real shit, people bitch about that. Austin then beats Punk up for a month, people bitch about that. Pretty much everything the Rock has done in the last 2 years, except it's fun seeing him get owned on the mic. No one wants to see that happen to Austin. Putting part timers over on guys that are supposed to be carrying the company is completely backwards and asinine, though. Be it Rock, Austin or Triple H. It's just completely counter-productive. I had to listen to people for over a year talk about how having Rock around was going to be great for business, and I wasn't seeing the big picture. The only people it helped were Rock and Cena, and the viewership went right back down when Rock was over. What did they have to show for it? Same thing with Austin. You have him show up and beat Punk or whoever, what do you have to show for it? You got a big Mania buyrate, good job, but in the longterm, you've done more harm than good.

Masters of Sex is something that 13 year old me would have named a tag team. Count me among the "wait for it to get a second season" crowd. I have trust issues. I've had too many shows I like get canned, and I feel like I wasted my time. There are exceptions, if it's a show I'm really interested in.

Absolutely agree. They are a fun watch, and I lowkey agree about the conferences. At least get rid of divisions, because it tends to just muck things up.

I miss the days of them giving a shit about the midcard like that.

I'm sure Lillard's toe was on the line too, but I'm kinda with the refs there. None of the angles were conclusive. That last minute was just insane, and yeah, Dirk is still Dirk.

So does a reverse vampire blow instead of suck?

That Dallas-Portland game was off the damn hook. Portland sure does love the 3 pointer. Also, Monta have it all.

JCTN had one of these as well. The "reporter's" name was something like Cody Boink/Boyd or something entirely different. There'd often be some real newsbit that would pan out as truth, but then there was the occasional wayward misfire, like a verification off of a Schiavone one-off on-air comment that WCW was going to implement a martial arts title (I personally used to hope that Schiavone was speaking mad truisms when he once claimed that WCW was going to make a hardcore title that would have fold-out gimmicks, like a Swiss army knife). Yes, that was him! Cody Boyd!

I had something extremely similar to that around the same time out in eastern NC. Might have been the same service, who know?

This wouldn't shock me at all. They've been playing good team basketball, with no concern over any one person getting their shots. You know absolutely everything goes through Kobe now. If he can work himself into playing in the system that they are running now, then great, otherwise, I don't seem this improving them by much.

And apparently Obamacare and apartheid are the same thing, according to some. Not sure if this is can of worms that needs to be opened though.