Nice Guy Eddie

TNA should be doing cross-promotion with the Hardees chain and re-brand Matt & Jeff as The Hardees.

Ambrose should use a hobo mist comprised of pigeons, fecal matter, dogs, baby fingers, grass, and toilet wine.

He's teaching Jesus to gyrate. We know Jesus has the abs for it.

Cena after his failed audition for Sami's ska band, The Zayniacs. He's going to form his own band, John Cena and the Cenotes.

Between the suit and his facial expression, Cena looks like a kid being dragged to a funeral by his parents for the first time.

I think it was seeing Woman in that outfit and saying, GODDAMN!

I only remember Edge's finisher being called The Downward Spiral. That made me a fan of early Edge. I could get into Corbin if he sprinkled NIN lyrics throughout his promos.

Corbin's chest piece is gay enough for a gay hairdresser gimmick. Does every wrestler have to have bad tattoos these days?

After Corbin falls asleep, his stomach stays awake and talks to Jerry Seinfeld. Helloooooo la la la.

Unlikely. Martinez played a whopping 2 games at C last year. He's a DH/1B, not fitting with the Tigers need. If I'm Dave Dombrowski, I'd check in with Toronto on Dioner Navarro. You could fill the DH spot with Navarro until V-Mart returns, then put Navarro behind the plate and bump Alex Avila to the bench.

Make sure you respect the law and order.

It's not really YOUR dildo blender until Rent-A-Center recieves the last payment. Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo blender... always use the indefinite article a dildo blender, never your dildo blender.

AJ was the hipster nerd anti-diva. Paige was the goth second generation anti-diva. you can sort of hear that it was intentional on her podcast appearance with Jericho. They brought her up and then basically told her not to do anything that had gotten her over in NXT. This is the problem with the call ups. " You know what connects you with the audience? Yeah...stop doing that" WWE is run exactly how one would expect a business in the bizarro world to be run. As for Bryan/Kane, the only way a feud can end when a casket match isn't enough is a cremation match. The loser gets shoved in a 1600 degree retort.

They're probably under contract with Gabe.

Real Estate Steve would have fit in the early 90s with the wrestlers with more than one occupation. IRS Big Boss Man The Mountie Repo Man The Undertaker Real Estate Steve

Harper and Rowan need to be put back with Bray. The Cena feud really took all of the magic out of the Wyatt Family and they never recovered. They should have been kept the fuck away from Cena. Harper and Rowan constantly jobbing in title matches to the Usos did more damage than the Cena feud, IMO.That didn't help either. Harper & Rowan should have been the ones to dethrone The Usos.

Bad move. Your co-workers will see right through it and turn on you. They know you're management's golden boy. Your body of work isn't nearly as strong as some of the others in the office. You show up late, leave early, turn in work late, have poor attendance, etc.

Harper and Rowan need to be put back with Bray. The Cena feud really took all of the magic out of the Wyatt Family and they never recovered. They should have been kept the fuck away from Cena.

I don't know if he did a "Hey", but he absolutely should. WWE crowds would eat that up like "YES" and "We the people". I'm pretty sure I heard a smattering of Ricola chants when Cesaro hit the powerbomb.

Stephanie

on the station where the 70s survived, K-Billy's Supersounds of the 70s

Please tell me this is just before his infamous arrest. I am seeing in my head The Iron Sheik just off camera cutting a promo on a pimply faced park worker after looking through one of those souvenir racks for a little license plate that says 'KHOSROW'. He's got a fanny pack with a Proto Pipe, a pack of Sno Seals and 14 Crunch bars in it, and the cooler is packed with ice and beer in the trunk of the Tercel. Somewhere a state trooper is reading a Sports Review Wrestling magazine, unaware of his date with destiny... - RAF Unfortunately, it can't be. Duggan's run as King Duggan was in '89. Duggan and Sheiky baby were busted together in '87.

and being alive.

I tuned in about a half hour in, so I missed most of the opening promo. A mock fantasy baseball draft is more important than the opening of Raw. Maybe I'm being overly optimistic, but I see Bryan beating Reigns at Fast Lane. I have a feeling we're going to get the Shield triple threat at WM for the IC title. I have no desire to see Bray/Undertaker. The streak is over. There's no point in trotting the Undertaker out once a year anymore. I guess the build will be Bray and Taker going back and forth doing a whole bunch of supernatural bullshit to fuck with the others head. I enjoyed Ryback/Luke Harper. I'd like to watch them throw bombs at each other more. Erick Rowan has to be turning on Cena, right? The guy tells you how much you helped him and you can't even run out to save him from Rusev. John Cena really is the worst friend anybody could have. At least Hogan was a shitty friend to Savage because he was trying to get into Elizabeth's panties. There's no reason for Cena not save Rowan. John Cena deserves whatever evil a genius, swamp monster can come up with.

So, Stephanie is a Pats fan. I assume she's probably also a Red Sox fan. I always knew she was evil.