Nice Guy Eddie

Emma should be the the female Wyatt. I would put Rowan back whenever he returns, plus Leo Kruger.

Here's what the Summerslam theme song should be. Deftones - My Own Summer (Video) - YouTube

The only Summerslam theme needed is the classic one from '90-'94.

That would be better with Reigns as Luger. Especially if he ends up challenging the Roadies to a Chicago Street Fight despite being from the suburbs, and Hawk being dead

There was nothing wrong with Brent Albright and Emma looked disinterested as hell.

A Ric Hogan doll would come in a 3 pk with Jerry Lawler and Buck Zumhofe. That's the King of Trios team absolutely nobody should want.

Now put this Rowan sheep mask on and get the hell out of here.

How many beers could Cena drink and still be able to hold down the indy darlings with his backstage stroke~! ? Cena doesn't strike me as a beer guy. More like femonade, like Mike's Hard Lemonade or Smirnoff Ice.

Why buy that now, when the number will change after Summer Slam? or because it's butt fucking ugly. I'm sorry, but if my kid asked me for a Cena shirt, he's getting the Ambrose horror punk shirt instead and he'll thank me later on for it.

All those years as a long haul truck driver warped his brain. It's all that meth keeping him awake and banging lot lizards.

That's beautiful man.

Kevin Dunn made Hulk Hogan a racist.

There was also Drew being taken to a "local medical facility". Well, personally, I hate it when they take injured wrestlers to "a medical facility very far away". It's TNA, their injured wrestlers are probably taken to a vet.

I believe so. Let's not forget JBL was also stupid enough do that, minus the mustache.

He also looks like this now: Joshua Kingsley, colourblind patriot. AMAZING gimmick. Or is he supposed to be Jared Leto in Fight Club? I would totally be into Maddox as a guy who bought way into Fight Club and its message. Give him a few other low card guys doing nothing; Curtis Axel, Sandow, an NXT call up, I'm thinking Bull Dempsey or repackaged Solomon Crowe, and there you go...Project Mayhem.

Reigns wears a flap jacket with his detailed logo. That's not something the average person wears in everyday life. Likewise Wyatt's Texas Chainsaw apron when he has it on. So you guys don't also wear a bloody butcher's apron? Maybe that's why I get those weird looks.

I'm surprised there hasn't been a Kevin Dunn watches you masturbate meme using the above picture of him.

His beard looks like it was put on with a sharpie. Coming soon, Kurt Angle in Hobo with a Shotgun 2.

I get a Trent Acid vibe from Matt Taven. Hopefully, he never develops a fondness for smack. I really dig The Kingdom, which is something because I never thought I'd enjoy anything involving Mike Bennett.

Probably refereed by Drake Younger, while we're at it. With Samoa Joe on the undercard as we desperately wait for El Generico to heal and come back. NXT is the most bizarre thing in the world to 5 years ago me. and as we wait for KENTA to heal as well

Each time Michael Cole said Team PCB, it sounded like he was saying Team PCP. The mental image of Paige, Becky, and Charlottle smoking PCP, savagely beating Team Bella and Team Bad, before trying to eat their flesh is highly amusing to me.

This generation gets their Bad Bad Leroy Brown / Blackbirds vs. Sweet Ebony Diamond / Ebony Experience six man tag. Let us put all of the black men we have on the roster in one match.Not that it is necessarily a bad thing. Well, we know one person that wasn't watching this match. Big Fresh? Ok, two people.

This generation gets their Bad Bad Leroy Brown / Blackbirds vs. Sweet Ebony Diamond / Ebony Experience six man tag. Let us put all of the black men we have on the roster in one match. Not that it is necessarily a bad thing. Well, we know one person that wasn't watching this match.

I hear some Nazi war criminals did the same at the WCW offices when Jeep Swenson was initially dubbed The Final Solution.

Dan Severn's 1998 stint didn't amount to much, but ruled.Didn't Dr. Death also get Severn's theme during his brief run? Before anyone suggests it, no I'm not saying Dr. Death was lame, because he absofuckinglutely was not.