Sex Machine Gun

Lethal! Briscoe! WHO IS THE JOBBIEST JOBBER IN THE TOURNAMENT

"Say, that was pretty good, Toni Storm's done a total 180 since six months ago! Please don't fuck this up." (Riho arrives) "THIS IS WHY I DON'T GET EXCITED"

Something I haven't seen mentioned yet: Has WWE started... *trying* with their PPV sets again?

Fucking deal with it. I'm so hyped right now.

Isn't the whole point of pro wrestling to make everything look painful and legitimate? There have been countless worked injuries across every promotion all over the planet to either take someone off the road for a while or to set up a return later in a match, so why is Danielson acting like he had a broken jaw/cheekbone/eye socket any different? I *did* get a chuckle out of Claudio demanding a bottle of water to help Danielson because nothing heals a broken jaw like... pouring water on it?

Stop running Chicago so much! Let them breathe!

Yeah, but Rock has hardly worked any matches in the last two decades. He's up there but his bump card isn't necessarily.

First Jade match where I was going "damn, this is actually pretty fuckin' good" while watching the highlights (the last seven minutes of the match) on YouTube this morning. If WWE can teach her how to work, give her those oh so vital reps, absolute megastar who's doing the media rounds when they have WrestleMania or SummerSlam next year.

I know it's meant to look like Lakers font, but the STATE of that Full Gear logo.

No one. Grand Slam, "2nd Set?" This is their third time running the place, how is it considered the second set?

I've never watched one of these press conferences but I'm sure as shit watching this one. EDIT: Also, we got two big bangs of carny tonight between Saraya's family and Jericho getting his band a payday for one verse.

"Fuck you horse, I'll kick your ass!" A man to be emulated.

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Who knew Leatherface was such a Kurt Angle fan.

How did no one mention "My Way" and X-7?

Sorry, I don't dig people who don't look or work remotely credible in any context.

I'll take chalmydia.

And thus was created a memory that will be... used by that man forevermore.

Those have been around for a while and while the idea of a bigger Slim Jim would seem appealing, there's no real SNAP~ because the meat/covering ratio is thrown off.

Poor Lex, on an annual collection magazine cover wearing a Nitro Crew shirt.

That entrance and self-intro were goddamn magic. When's the last time someone cut promos/did intros in two non-English languages fashion within ninety days?

I skipped some pages because the page forward/back buttons don't work for me but was someone seriously talking about regulatory involvement with pro wrestling beyond "can't have blood in this state" or whatever?

Someone doesn't understand, somehow, how responses can be disrupted by posts which are made in the intermedium. This response could well seem like a non-sequitir in the same way depending on other's activities. Crazy how that works. 2) Andrade is a wonderful pickup but good gravy was that the shittiest fucking debut possible. No heat. Fucking cold storage shit. It's fun seeing people decry the use of "simp" and immediately exhibit those tendencies. You know it's okay to say when something isn't good, right?

Sorry I'm not a member of Marky Mark's Funky Bunch. Nothing substantial here at all.

You addressed absolutely nothing. Also, oh wow! I said my age! Fuckin' crazy! That *must* preclude me from using any terms coined after 2000! Jesus, do you even read your shit?