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Holy shit

"Once upon a time there were three schlubby journeymen who had problematic BMIs, and they were each working in bingo halls. But I took them away from all that and now they work for me. My name is Hunter."

Hahaha I've been scrolling by this thread for days and thinking AWE was some kind of arena football league. Bless their hearts.

Nobody's going to mention a trumpet taking at least one spot?

An arranged marriage really is the logical conclusion of Vince finally finding an ace that's completely devoted to him and the company.

Honest question, how much does Owens's best matches almost always being with someone he's known and worked with for twenty years hurt him?

Congratulations to the Mayor of Orlando for getting as far as he has in politics with a name remarkably close to Budd Dwyer.

The actual matches aside, they've reached a point where it would be beneficial to have Takeover on Friday night and have Wrestlemania Nights 1&2 on Saturday/Sunday. Roughly fourteen matches, plus 45 minutes to an hour of The Rock/other Attitude era guys shitting on the roster, and this card is looking more bloated than last year's brutal 6-hour slog.

If Sami had been on Smackdown since last Summer the conversation would be different, but there's no way he's had a better year than Miz.

Nak's been a case of diminishing returns since his hot debut, and Reigns has had some really high highs the past year. Their fortunes have sort of reversed since last Wrestlemania weekend.

West and Tenay aren't on camera, but their reaction to the Angle announcement is pretty great.

I loved both at the time, but I really only enjoy them now in bits and pieces on TV. There are parts that drag, and a lot of the things about them that I liked at the time are in retrospect warning signs that QT was regressing.

Try going into Manage Followed Content to see if your profile is following any threads. If that's the case you can unfollow them.

#sunnydays

I'd give it two months before they feud with each other, Jeff wins the blowoff and becomes a main event gatekeeper, and Matt's doing angles with Ellsworth.

The tour bus deal was gold. I thought it was going to be another dumb stunt, but the couple they honed in on were fantastic. When the dude was kissing the actresses hands I was almost in tears.

If it was a work it would have been much better television to have Hacksaw Ridge be the movie that was mistakenly called up.

Bill Paxton has passed away at 61. People is reporting it was from complications during a surgery.

A DCEU meeting right now: "Any progress on the Nightwing screenplay?" "We've got some real pearls so far. For instance, have you ever noticed that Dick is also a euphemism for a penis?"

I just saw Youth of the Beast for the first time a few months ago. I'll have to check out some of his other work.

I'm not sure if it'll be funnier if Excellent Adventure shows up in the top 100 or only Bogus Journey makes the list.

I'd heard good things about Central Intelligence and I was still pleasantly surprised. It's probably Rock's finest performance and the best use of Kevin Hart I've seen. The way they build a weird character dynamic between them and endlessly mine it for jokes is so perfect. The plot is pretty much an action comedy auto template, but the way that framework is used is a great example of movies being less what they're about than how they're about them.