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Watching Forbidden Door 2023 and Jericho’s entrance video is listing the names of the JAS and it shows Jericho’s nickname as “The Influence” and Hager as “Right Hand of the King.” Is this some Mandela Effect shit? Am I 51 and intoxicated? I don’t remember this shit at all.

If we can never use “moment” in a pro wrestling context ever again, that would be great and you have my eternal gratitude. It’s so douchy and lame. “Waaaah I want my mOmEnT” sounds like a fucking Hallmark card.

“Best we can do is continental breakfast with Ace Steel.”

Right, I read the estate got final say on subject matter of the film, so we’re getting mythmaking, not tales of questionable sleepovers.

WWE Fan Axxess or whatever it's called would be on another level in Saudi. You think fans here are weird and entitled? Throw in generational wealth and a culture of questionable approaches to women's rights.

I don't think 2/3 of the GCW roster is allowed outside the US.

You just unlocked the memory of the time Arn in AEW, when he was on the apron, tried to go around the ring post, and totally ate shit. Just fell right out of the shot like he’d been sucked into the abyss.

Sure, if you're going to do it, at least call off the match once in a while. If not, it's just a lame time out in a (worked) sport that has no time outs.

Aside from him asking Grant to send him a pee video, I'm not sure what else they could get him on. He backed out of meeting with grant twice, once because of weather, once because he was too drunk. Just crazy luck to avoid federal sex trafficking charges not once but twice, due to 1) snow and 2) whiskey dick. Besides, "indictment" doesn't exist in lawsuits, as far as I know. That's for criminal charges, and the government decided to not pursue anything related to this case as soon as Drumpf was elected. But anyway, yeah, Lesnar is named but isn't being sued. And if this does move forward instead of going to arbitration, Vince will settle and nothing else about Brock will get out.

I'm beating a dead horse because Alvarez, etc are harping on it, but two really ridiculous things AEW needs to stop doing are: Babyfaces coming back from injury, but the injured body part is as vulnerable as the flashing part on the boss in a Nintendo game. What the fuck was the time off for if you're still hurt? Doctors or refs stopping a match to make sure a guy isn't too hurt to continue. If you have to ask, the answer is "yes, he's too hurt." Aside from my theory that TK owns stock in Ensure (Jericho, C&C, Hurt Biz), I think he also owns stock in Kineseo tape. Half the roster looks like a Christmas present.

Information has "resurfaced" that he tweeted something rude to R-Truth a few years ago. They're desperate for you to believe it's about anything but the Grant reporting.

Just saw the Kelce brothers in a commercial for…checks notes…NHL on TNT. Somebody please explain, in small words, to these two whores that they don’t need to take every single commercial pitched to them.

Hour long iron man matches are usually bad, and a half hour feels like a cheat since we expect wrestlers to be able to go at least 20-30 in big matches. Especially a physical marvel like Steamboat. Like there’s nothing “iron man”-ish about going 30. What I’m saying, in my weird and extemporaneous way, is 30 minute iron man matches are the way to go; they just need a new name.

So goes the overall state of journalism in the US today. Pretty sure the White House press corps is just right wing bloggers, Newsmax, and left-center reporters afraid to ask anything by now.

Just messing around, it’s no big deal. “Other people’s dislike of the thing you like doesn’t invalidate it or you” is something every fandom needs to learn.

75 pound Ariana Grande playing a federal agent? Is she undercover and investigating a black market Ozempic ring?

Oh shit if this war ends up fucking the WBD deal, because the Saudis are bankrolling a huge chunk of it, that would be the absolute best.

It literally pains me to see two of my favorite DVDVR peeps shitting on the Bucks in back to back posts. . What can I say, dumb tag spotfests are like Liam Neesons, extremely my shit.

I was wondering the same thing. I guess it was a branding thing, like “this is the Bam Bam that the fans know.”

Bam Bam was a big, impressive dude and that flame bodysuit made him look smaller and somehow more round, like a fat lil' Easter Egg. Awful.

They could’ve made it out of something more appropriate, but shit doesn’t keep its shape for long in the Vegas heat.

Hot weather is back, which means running shorter distances as I have to reacclimate to the heat, fluid loss, increased exhaustion, etc. Tried to shoot for 6 or 7 miles Wednesday, but my body was like "that's a no from me, dog" after 5. It's slightly cooler today, BUT it's also been mentally exhausting week, so we'll see how it goes. Lifting this week (maybe 70 minutes Sunday, Tuesday, yesterday) has been awesome.

I just glanced at it and thought 1) the left hand was pointing to the sky and 2) "why is HHH next to a statue of Sabu?" Word. These corporate money grubbers would hold Mania in winter in Anchorage on an ice floe if the price was right.

They should have just brought Terrence Howard back to the MCU as the recast Kang. Kang monologuing about how 1x1 simply must equal 2, while Reed Richards is just shocked at his madness, would be awesome.