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Bigelow's fat guy gear was awful. It made him look smaller.

The difference between tattooed people and non-tattoed people is that tattooed people don't give a shit if you have tattoos or not.

Man, when I was a kid, Demolition was awesome. Today, I realize they looked like two middle aged accountants gearing up for a S&M swingers weekend.

If you really REALLY need to see some naked NXT chick and also Seth Rollins' junk http://deadspin.com/lets-all-look-at-seth-rollinss-dong-nsfw-1684849435 Link is obviously NSFW and also quite boring.

I've been watching since around Wrestlemania 1 and I'm pretty sure (as sure as an older dude can be about anything today) it wasn't mentioned on WWF TV until the Attitude Era.

I'm not sure what I like better: David Otunga goes to the Grammys in his sweater and bow tie gimmick or Django photobomb

Australia has no idea that all that talk about Texas seceding is just bluster

I could have done without the "Dre and Cube are still of the people" intro. I guess Cube took a few minutes off from filming Are We There Yet part 3 to film a quick promo. Nice job keeping their security detail out of the shots. Or even more underhanded, they're all extras and this was shot at the same time as the movie.

I'm having a hard time remembering what was particularly dickish about it. I mostly recall he was just a guy who got into wrestling to make money and wasn't markish or hung up on wrestling's stupid "traditions." I thought it was funny that he refused to give up the front seat of the car to Raven.

How did Israel's Mark Lewin work a Friday night show? Shameful.

Saw it last night. You're right, it's an extremely contrived story, but it's good. Ethan Hawke's foray into genre films is paying dividends. It's funny, he's going to be starring in another movie this year called "Regression", and I know I'm going to get it confused with this one. Glad you enjoyed it. What got me was the ending.

I ffwd past both guys so....it's a toss up? If Lethal wrestled Ziggler, my DVR might fall asleep.

This is honestly the best summation of Jay Lethal you'll see IMO. Just nothing special. I FFWD past his matches unless I like his opponent. His style is very early 2000s indies and light as a feather in the worst possible way you can take that. Aside from developing some great impersonations, I don't think he's improved since 2003. The Lethal Combination (weak STO backbreaker into an equally weak Downward Spiral) doesn't look like it could break an egg. The Lethal Injection is great as an out-of-nowhere counter but really really stupid as a straight-up finisher.

Austin would ask Rude about his relatively tiny legs and Rude would get very defensive and yell "GODDAMN IT IT'S AN UPPER BODY BUSINESS, STEVE!" Chyna's not in the HOF because her clitpenis is gross

I'm pretty much late to the party on everything but I highly recommend Nightcrawler to anyone who hasn't seen it. Great performance by Jake Gyllenhaal that brought to mind Travis Bickle and other weird loner types who are just a little off on the human interaction front. A very good film and a fun little indictment of TV news' "if it bleeds it leads" culture.

Danielson is no longer a vegan

Just gonna leave this here

I honestly don't have a problem with this. The nature of the position itself is that the QB has more on an impact on the game than any one defensive player.

Austin's Rude stories are the best. Austin: "Rick, you gonna help me gut these fish???" Rude: (takes long drag off a joint) "Nope"

Vince hasn't seen Crank but he lived it in the 80s.

Oh shit that made my day

Cesaro is strong but Reigns has more muscle mass so he looks strong. That's more important to Vince. Cesaro is bald, Reigns has flowing lustrous locks not seen since the heyday of Kevin Nash. Cesaro has a funny accent that Republican Vince can't get on board with. Cesaro is kind of weird looking. Reigns looks like a Lorenzo Lamas and gives Vince a chub.

Shhh....the less said about One Night in Steen, the better