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No idea, man. He does look pretty dandy.

I can see where you're coming from. Back when it was supposed to be real, blading was part of the con, a trick used to get the marks more into the match. Now that only the mentally infirm and small children think this shit is real, taking a chunk of metal and carving your head is pretty fucking dumb.

Exactly. It's Hollywood, though, and the chick from Top Gun is still supposed to look like the chick from Top Gun 30 years later. Men, on the other hand...

Don't expect much difference. The two cuts are basically identical in terms of content. The Final Cut just cleans up a few little mistakes and shaky visuals from the original, changes like two words of dialogue, and that's about it. It's still the definitive cut and easily the prettiest-looking remastered print, but it's still essentially the exact same movie as the Director's Cut. No Voiceover, No Peace

I watch Halloween 3 every year; it's a guilty pleasure and probably wouldn't be so reviled if it wasn't called Halloween 3. The chick in the movie is bonkers, though. "Hey, I know I'm mourning and shocked and investigating my dead dad's murder but I really want to fuck." But I guess that's par for the course with 80s horror chicks.

Safe Haven was amazing. I watched it through disreputable means and my copy somehow didn't have any subtitles, but the lack of subtitles took nothing away from it. That's how well done Safe Haven is. Oh, and I'll second JT's assessment of the rude titties. I checked out Deliver Us from Evil over the weekend. It was thoroughly average; nothing amazing but not terrible. It had some good ideas and at least gets some points for being a horror film not based on a haunted object or house. The story is about a New York cop (Eric Bana) investigating a series of paranormal-related crimes linked to Iraq war vets. The guy from The Soup plays the sidekick, which sucked. The Jesuit priest on the edge character is played by a dude who looks like a male model, so there's something for tha ladiez. There's a good exorcism scene at the end, but it has to be the fastest successful exorcism in cinematic history, spectated by a stereotypical AW HELL NAW black guy. In the end, you'll shrug and say, "eh, it was allright, I guess." I tried to read the book, which is supposed to be the true memoirs of a cop who helps out with exorcisms and hauntings, but the cop in question is so incredibly religious that it was a turn off for me and I only got maybe 50 pages in. Luckily, the movie only used the book as a general idea and the creators of it elected to make the film as a sort of prequel to the book, where the cop has not yet been born again. But anyway, check it out if you have nothing else to watch. Not great but not the worst thing I've seen. YMMV.

Yeah, this. When I saw the preview, I literally kept thinking it was some kind of parody.

Twilight had it all wrong. Looking like an American vampire means facepaint, tassels and a Batman symbol.

Percy must have set the record for biggest bodyweight to double chin size ratio. Dude's not that fat in that pic but you could project a movie on chin #2.

Well Bob is pretty thin. Dude doesn't have quads like Rusev or anything.

So far, pretty much not at all. Carrie's sister is taking care of Carrie's newborn and had a throwaway line about how "dad's not helping out with the baby as much as you assumed he would" but that was it. Also: Duck from Mad Men shows up.

Well I don't think the writers of the show plan that far ahead...Bob's been around for a while. Point 2:

Did they block another hacker by having two people type really quickly on the same keyboard? All I know about that show is from incidentally seeing commercials, but it appears they're already had their Tonight On A Very Special Scorpion episode?

"Good idea!"

The families of the men he killed will get some long-deserved closure

I'd assumed he was bitten as well, which would mean they're taking from the "Fear the Hunters" storyline in the comics that happened a while back. Rick's group was being stalked by cannibals (no Terminus or Gareth in the comics, just a group of dudes who were cannibals) and they kidnapped and started to eat Dale, who had just been bitten and had walked off into the forest to die. It's pretty much the same scene, where Dale comes to and their leader gives him a speech about how "a man's gotta eat" and Dale starts laughing at them because they're eating "tainted meat." Nothing really came of it, though, they just spit the food out -- just a gross-out scene with no other consequences.

and then the theme from "Deliverance" kicks in

"YOU CAN'T MONKEY FLIP FAT HERO" is the new "you can't power bomb Kidman"

I pretty much have a driving narcolepsy. I get sleepy as fuck on any trip longer than an hour and appreciate the conversation, lest we get that special wake up tractor trailer.

Oh my God, I hated Mark Lowrance. Chris Adams beat Rick Rude in a non-title match and all that fucker had to say was, "That Adams is a fine young man. The only way he could be more loved by the fans would be if he were a Von Erich." I wanted to puke. The fucking bias, I swear. No one will ever be better on color than Caudle / Crockett or Rhodes and Macho. I'd rather have David "GIT EM DUSTY GIT EM" Crockett than any of these clowns.

The Von Eric wrestling game pics sent me down the "look up wrestling games" rabbit hole and then I realized...we're now well past the point where humans should be wrestling aliens from various planets, according to Champions of the Galaxy.

I think the TV series never got into because setting that kind of "rule" would handcuff the writers. Where would the show be if the characters were pretty much never allowed to use guns? The comic series really stressed the fact that you pretty much should never use a gun and that any loud noise had the potential to build a herd. The show only relies of "loud noises attract walkers" when needed for dramatic purposes, like Merle setting off that car alarm last season.