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Holy shit. His bug eyed, surprised sell of a fucking fisherman buster (10:22 into the show if you're a fucking masochist) bugged the living fuck out of me. It's not just his wrestling style that makes his opponents look beneath him, but this kind of selling, too. It looked like he didn't tuck his chin enough on the slam so his head got spiked into the mat. supremebve had a good post about Sabre's build. He's tall AND skinny, which just accentuates his scrawnyness. And it's exacerbated by his Easter Island sized head. He looks like a guy off the street, not a trained athlete. But like someone else said, a stint at the Performance Center would fix that like it did with Zayn. Oh, and facially, the guy looks like Richard from Silicon Valley. Don't sleep on the ingenious setup for the move: Kendrick held Mendoza's nose so he has to open his mouth the breathe. I'd rather see well thought out stuff like that than Sabre's masturbatory submission transitions any day. To borrow an old Dean-ism, the dude nonsensically changes positions more than an inexperienced high school boy.

Miz headlined Wrestlemania the same way Ron Garvin won an NWA title. Everybody else knew it was a bullshit gig.

Good to see Sting remains the quintessential overrated wrestler of our time.

LOL where he was all hepped up on goofballs in the biggest match of his career and Bret had to drag him to something resembling a match.

I had to look it up: Tully and Arn only worked together as a team for a little over two years (mid 1987 - November 1989). So did they pack an amazing amount of really good matches into that short stint or are we looking at them with rose-coolored glasses a bit? Right now I'm going to play the little girl in the taco commercials and say, "porque no los dos?"

Tonight's mystery ingredient.......GREEN BEANS

Really fun article on the Stone Cold Stunner here. Holy shit, listen to that pop around 1:40ish. Vince would give his left nut for anyone to be that over today.

Lots and lots of sex with ghosts, werewolves and frankensteins

If you bought the LS Customs out in the desert as Franklin, all that customization would have been free.

So LU is in the same category as American Ninja Warrior and Spartan Race? There's no kind of governing body or anything that can keep a production from classifying itself any way they feel like it? Like if I made a sitcom, I could classify it as a reality show to avoid paying actors the union minimum? The entertainment industry is bizarre.

I can definitely see Ricochet losing in round 1. He's probably not long for PWG, he's already won BOLA once, and it looks like Cobb is going to be a featured guy moving forward. On the Cobb tip, he's awesome and has fun matches, but the dude needs to get his cardio up. He was really blown up and moving slow in the Hero match. Chris Hero was running rings around him, and we all know what Scott Steiner would say about Hero.

Don't you mean "sabotaage?"

Michael Elgin is using the Burning Hammer but it's the safe version, which is essentially an inverted AA

What's wrong with his face? Dude looks like post-op Bobby Heenan

Tomato, to mah to. The opponent's face rippling like Rocky and his head violently rocking to the side say otherwise. I'm not talking about UFC here, "Shoot knee" = he sure as fuck didn't work that shit. He legitimately kneed him in the face. He pulled it a little but come the fuck on. Justify it and soften it all you want, but this is supposed to be a work and hitting someone square in the face with your knee either means you're careless or untalented.

This is the only sandbox game where I'll gladly go after a mission that's clear across the map just to see what happens in between. For example, I held off on the "Flowers for a Lady" strangers mission until I had a Seth mission in Tumbleweed, figuring I'd be able to get all the flowers on the way. An hour later I had all the flowers and knocked out some sharpshooter and hunter missions. Seth was still waiting but fuck 'em.

The bloatee!

Nice. Some actual footage, not just teasers. Hey, more Trevor from GTA and

Goldberg is right up there with Cornette as living proof of the "you say you met an asshole in the morning" rule.

The postscript on this show is that someone wrote in to the Ric Flair podcast so Flair could hear AJ's none too flattering impersonation of him (which was super lispy and drunk sounding -- I loved it). Flair said he was cool with AJ and Gallows but sounded pissed about Anderson's "$40,000" remark. 1) Fuck that nerd for stooging the good brothers 2) What is the $40,000 in reference to? The amount Flair ripped off Highspots for or something else? 3) So Jay Lethal has the best "Flair in his prime" impersonation but Styles owns it for the past his prime, "Elvis in Vegas" version of the Nature Boy.

Thinking back to Lil' Enzo and still lollin' "Have you eva been to da grand canyon Mawty? Is it anything like a full sized woman's vagina?"

So right up Vince's alley, in other words.

Good to see the deathmatch stuff isn't the only dumb thing in this thread. Somebody please explain the difference between, "sure, go ahead and slam me on some scissors, it's cool" and "sure, go ahead and give me a shoot running knee to the face, it's cool." I hate to be Jim Cornette here but come the fuck on. Neither takes and skill and both are maybe one small step removed from an actual geek show.