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Ugh. Fucking Ravens score 13 unanswered to take the late lead BUT manage the clock worse than teachers at that Texas high school. 2nd and 8 with 2:15 to go? Let's throw two fucking incomplete passes then kick a field goal so Oakland has plenty of time! Harbaugh looked like he was ready to murder the OC. Or hire Ray Lewis to do it anyway. Then the defense lets Oakland walk on down the field for a TD. Fuck football.

On the paycheck bragging tip, I looked at my paystub the other day (I usually never do because I have direct deposit) and a cool thing hit me. My first real full-time job was something like 17 years ago. I make more today in a day than I made at that job in a week. Money isn't the only gauge of success but still, I think I'm doing allright.

The biggest match of the tapings, for control of the company (yawn), featured the lesser Edgehead. This company....I can't even.

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I love all dick pill commercials. The guy is invariably a grey-haired schlub and the woman, though "older," is an amazingly hot MILF obviously out of his league and easily at least 10 years younger. It's cool to see that, after all these years of preying on women, the advertising industry finally learned that men can be just as insecure.

I was just about to post that ladder fall. That shit predates Youtube; I've seen it so many times that I'm anticipating the words "...vaulted ceilings." It's amazing and the guy's head THUMPING off that floor was just sickening.

Big trucks, dick pills and beer by AB/Inbev or MillerCoors. All American men are overcompensating for our small, non-working cocks and we have shitty taste in beer. It's also funny how so many commercials targeted toward men use uber-manly cowboy, soldier, biker and construction worker archetypes. Same iconography as The Village People.

I am 40 years old and I still laugh like an idiot when a news person accidentally draws a cock and balls on the screen.

Is there a rhyme or reason as to why some moves are cutscenes where the HUD disappears? Seemed pretty random. I enjoyed that GTS to the gut somehow busting Breeze open.

Exhibit C on the other side of the whole "wrestling is okay with dudes being gay" argument. Somebody thought it was cool to have one of the company's biggest stars try to destroy the brain of a mincing gay dude on national TV. Like it was totally a face move. HURR HURR KILL THAT FAGGIT, TAKER

Another oldie...not sure if this was broadcast live or if this was a pretape but I love it. Let's get the fuck out this country motherfucker

"I'm goin' legit" "La-WHAT?" "Legit" "La-WHY?"

It was a p. sexy gif until the girl from The Ring appeared

Joe Pedicino's ghost just sold 92% of the GWF to Panda as well. Also, Panda is trying to get Jeff Katz on the line to negotiate for the right to Wrestling Retribution Project's TV deal.

*boop*

An oldie but a goodie:

Is the whole screen shaking for offensive moves new?

Did Meltzer run in and coat Sasaki's nethers with cooling spray when it was over?

Not to beat the dead horse that is AJ's neck tattoo, but based on that, her record being broken out of spite probably does hurt her a little. Maybe she can get a coverup or parlay it into a guest spot on one of those "horrible tattoos" shows.

Bill Watts want needs more information. Specifically, the shape of Moose's skull vs. Cedric's.

Bring back Bill Watts to book ROH. His head would explode trying to figure out which of these dominant natural athletes to put the belt on first.

This is probably the best place to ask... Is there a Zack Sabre, Sr.? If not, why is Jr. Jr.?

Flippy black guy is my catch all term for homies working RoH not named Moose. But Moose does a goofy flip when he hits the spear!

Thanks for the reassurance, dudes, but I can tell you that Baltimore has a terrible habit of playing up or down to their opponents' level so no guarantees.