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  1. Having to pretend to get multiple inoculations in your ass while a crazed septuagenarian cackles with delight off camera like he's Uncle Hank in Requiem for a Dream is enough to make any dude quit.
  2. That's the crux of the whole thing -- listening to the chorus, quite literally at that, and never paying attention to the lyrics. Same the corny-ass Today Show plays Foreigner's "Cold As Ice" for winter weather forecasts.
  3. It was something like this (spoliered for obvious reasons)
  4. Jesus. These are horrifying. From Funko's new "Uncanny Valley" line, no doubt.
  5. That was like 12 years or so ago, I think. I definitely don't have it but maybe I'll try to recreate it! I just tried to image search to see if it was online anywhere and it's not. But there IS an Urban Dictionary entry for it. That is fucking hilarious.
  6. The high point of my entire time ever posting here is going to be "SIT ON THE DILDO BLENDER, TOUGH GUY" and my Duggan photoshop featuring ol' Hacksaw gripping said marital aid, isn't it?
  7. Did the world really need an overearnest white girl coffeehouse cover of the fucking SAFETY DANCE? Because we got one.
  8. I heard Eddy Grant's "Electric Avenue," a bright and sunny song about rioting in protest of poverty, racism, and unemployment, last night and it made me want to write this topic. What's your favorite example of songs that are constantly misused and misinterpreted? This might as well be called the "Born in the USA" or "Pink Houses" topic, but I didn't want to get political and, honestly, those two are easy targets we should just get out of the way from the jump. So what'cha got?
  9. DDP is really missing the boat if his next infomercial doesn't tout this as a feature. "BRO! Arthur was a 450-pound shut-in who needed two canes to walk, bro! Now he's 185 pounds, can do parkour and sucks his own dick, bro!"
  10. I was thinking the same. Lanny Poffo is waiting for that phone call that'll come any minute now. Then they should start rightfully classifying these guys as employees and give them benefits. Disgusting carny fucks.
  11. I never watched TNA religiously but I did turn it on from time to time, so my experience with Jarrett there was limited. I do remember seeing Jarret doing an in-ring promo with whatever faction he was running at the time and all the smart marks kept chanting "drop the belt!" Jarrett slyly smirked and let it slide off his shoulder and fall to the mat. That was fucking great. The guy gets a pass in my book.
  12. ALL RIGHT ROCKOOOOOO! ALL RIIIIGHT SLYYYYYYYY! Not a day goes by where remembering old Eddie standup won't make me smile.
  13. Ah, my hometown. It's a small big town...or a big small town...whatever. Exactly what you experienced is what I tell my coworkers here in suburban DC. Any "nice" area is within easy walking distance of something really horrible. If you're in a nice part of Baltimore, just stay there. Go ahead and pay hotel bar prices. You'll live longer. What's even better is that the police station is RIGHT NEXT TO THE BLOCK.
  14. Jim Ross in NWA, WWF, etc: BAH GAWD DID YOU KNOW (wrestler x) PLAYED FOOTBAW?!?!? Jim Ross in NJPW: BAH GAWD (Japanese wrestler x who I am absolutely unfamiliar with) REMINDS ME OF (American wrestler y)!
  15. Just finished powering through Nightflyers (SyFy). What an absolute pile of shit. Meandering, depressing, short on plot and long on "WTF is this shit," with a god awful ending that wrapped up absolutely nothing. Seriously, it ended like the show creators just lost interest as much as the audience did and just said, "yeah, okay, that's enough of that."
  16. Same here! It was even in an episode of GLOW. The new place looks REALLY nice, though. But I'll miss seeing American Legion Post 308 (or, as my wife calls it, "that place with the speakers").
  17. I want to know which person in creative has the herculean task of sidetracking Vince every time he pulls out the keffiyeh and pointy boots. That person is truly doing the Lord's work.
  18. GOD DAMMIT PAL IT DOESN'T COUNT UNLESS IT'S ME AND STEPHANIE I love that first story. Steph shoots down Vince's idea where he fucks and impregnates her and his reaction is, "okay, well what if it was Shane, then?"
  19. Ha. The last two great Raw moments were things that were organic/unbooked. It's almost as if Vince and his writers can't book or write for shit.
  20. Holy fucking shit. That is the new carniest thing I've ever heard of. Like imagine his thought process: Thought 1: She's undergoing chemo. I should shave my head in solidarity. Thought 2: How can I make a buck off this?
  21. LOL @ a hunting channel called "pursuit." I guess "sit on your fat ass in a tree stand waiting for the dumbest deer to stroll by," while more accurate, probably didn't test well and is too long for a program guide.
  22. I usually don't mind a little arcade style wrestling but that was just too fucking much. As soon as Hiromu ducked a kick he could not have conceivably known was coming, I was done. Like, fuck, I can understand "don't hate Ospreay based on a gif." But it's getting harder not to.
  23. Cruise just doesn't want you watching his weird plastic surgery face at a higher framerate ? I got used to "motion smoothing" and now love it. I said it.
  24. Any time you wonder why this storyline got dropped with no explanation or that booking got changed on the fly, just remember Vince has the attention span of a goldfish on coke and the indecisiveness of my 3 year old.
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