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I was thinking the same. Lanny Poffo is waiting for that phone call that'll come any minute now. Then they should start rightfully classifying these guys as employees and give them benefits. Disgusting carny fucks.

I never watched TNA religiously but I did turn it on from time to time, so my experience with Jarrett there was limited. I do remember seeing Jarret doing an in-ring promo with whatever faction he was running at the time and all the smart marks kept chanting "drop the belt!" Jarrett slyly smirked and let it slide off his shoulder and fall to the mat. That was fucking great. The guy gets a pass in my book.

ALL RIGHT ROCKOOOOOO! ALL RIIIIGHT SLYYYYYYYY! Not a day goes by where remembering old Eddie standup won't make me smile.

Ah, my hometown. It's a small big town...or a big small town...whatever. Exactly what you experienced is what I tell my coworkers here in suburban DC. Any "nice" area is within easy walking distance of something really horrible. If you're in a nice part of Baltimore, just stay there. Go ahead and pay hotel bar prices. You'll live longer. What's even better is that the police station is RIGHT NEXT TO THE BLOCK.

Jim Ross in NWA, WWF, etc: BAH GAWD DID YOU KNOW (wrestler x) PLAYED FOOTBAW?!?!? Jim Ross in NJPW: BAH GAWD (Japanese wrestler x who I am absolutely unfamiliar with) REMINDS ME OF (American wrestler y)!

Just finished powering through Nightflyers (SyFy). What an absolute pile of shit. Meandering, depressing, short on plot and long on "WTF is this shit," with a god awful ending that wrapped up absolutely nothing. Seriously, it ended like the show creators just lost interest as much as the audience did and just said, "yeah, okay, that's enough of that."

Same here! It was even in an episode of GLOW. The new place looks REALLY nice, though. But I'll miss seeing American Legion Post 308 (or, as my wife calls it, "that place with the speakers").

I want to know which person in creative has the herculean task of sidetracking Vince every time he pulls out the keffiyeh and pointy boots. That person is truly doing the Lord's work.

GOD DAMMIT PAL IT DOESN'T COUNT UNLESS IT'S ME AND STEPHANIE I love that first story. Steph shoots down Vince's idea where he fucks and impregnates her and his reaction is, "okay, well what if it was Shane, then?"

That is tremendous.

Ha. The last two great Raw moments were things that were organic/unbooked. It's almost as if Vince and his writers can't book or write for shit.

Holy fucking shit. That is the new carniest thing I've ever heard of. Like imagine his thought process: Thought 1: She's undergoing chemo. I should shave my head in solidarity. Thought 2: How can I make a buck off this?

LOL @ a hunting channel called "pursuit." I guess "sit on your fat ass in a tree stand waiting for the dumbest deer to stroll by," while more accurate, probably didn't test well and is too long for a program guide.

I usually don't mind a little arcade style wrestling but that was just too fucking much. As soon as Hiromu ducked a kick he could not have conceivably known was coming, I was done. Like, fuck, I can understand "don't hate Ospreay based on a gif." But it's getting harder not to.

Cruise just doesn't want you watching his weird plastic surgery face at a higher framerate ? I got used to "motion smoothing" and now love it. I said it.

Any time you wonder why this storyline got dropped with no explanation or that booking got changed on the fly, just remember Vince has the attention span of a goldfish on coke and the indecisiveness of my 3 year old.

At the risk of turning this thread vaguely political...a Middle Eastern coworker just said to me, "if there are so many Muslims hiding in that immigrant caravan so they can sneak into America, how come the whole thing isn't stopping five times a day???" ?

How have I only heard, today, "your mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice"

You missed a lot if you missed last season -- one major character is gone and the show is now in New York -- and this season started off really well! Can you catch up on demand or something or do you need the Cliff's Notes version?

Good to see even Human/Dragon hybrids follow OSHA regulations

Well if it's good enough for their buddy Trump, who said cutting ties would cost us like 400+ billion and millions of jobs. Bunch of bullshit. The fucking unmitigated balls of these people. "We know it's absolutely unethical, but think about the money." Two peas in a fucking gold-plated pod, these two white trash millionaires. They'd be making gas for concentration camps during WWII and counting the dollars if they were alive then. My decision to stop supporting WWE when I saw that pic of the McMahon and Trump in the oval office, grinning ear to ear like a bunch of dumb rubes who finally made it to the big city, is constantly proven to be a pretty fucking good one. Oh fuck you.

Thanks for that! All I could think of was Sheriff David Clarke, but I'd rather Leatherface/Jason/Michael win that fight.

John Marsten in the new trailer definitely sounds like Rob Weithoff, so I guess he came out of retirement for this. Which is awesome. The guy has a cool story. Midwest dude who went to LA for a while, did a handful of small acting gigs, then took job with "untitled video game project." Then he figured that was enough Hollywood and went back to being a regular family guy in Indiana. There's a good short doc about him here:

YOUR HONOR WE ARE REQUESTING FULL RESTITUTION AND FOR THE PLAINTIFF AND DEFENDANT TO MEET IN A YAPAPI STRAP MATCH BROTHER

While uneven, I enjoyed V/H/S 1 & 2. The third one was mostly shit, though. Sure, but i needed to know the origin of the xenomorphs as much as I needed the know the origin of Darth Vader or the Joker.