Dolfan in NYC

It was nice knowing you stout.

TRADE! MIAMI finally rids itself of, er, trades Mario Chalmers & James Ennis MEMPHIS trades WHO CARES!!! MARIO IS GONE!!! WHOO!!!! (Beno Udrih & Jarnell Stokes)

As much as I loved Finding Nemo, I really just do not get why this exists.

Daniel Fleetwood, 32, has died from spindle cell sarcoma. He was the superfan who got to see a screening of TFA a few days ago. Godspeed.

"Your perfume is getting to me, I'm outta here."

This is a fun week as I get to see Rippa curse out the despicable Patriots.

Aqib Talib was just given a one week vacation by the league for poking Dwayne Allen in the eye.

The only bracket that isn't obvious is the Southwest, but I think the Final 4 is:

(I think the upgrade means you can now just put the full "Share URL" and the board will post it regardless of http or https!)

And this just in from the World Anti-Doping Agency. Looks like Russian athletes have been doping. Like ALL of them, including 55(!!) gold medalists. Subsequently, Russia may be banned from the Rio Games.

CLE's Michael Brantley is out until May recovering from shoulder surgery.

Minnesota won the bidding for Byung-Ho Park, $12.85m

And the strike works. The University of Missouri's President has resigned after the faculty walked out. http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2015/11/09/mizzou-faculty-walks-out-student-association-calls-presidents-removal/75448392/

SAS on Greg Hardy: "I'm the victim" (Yes, it's a disingenuous, taken-out-of-context quote, but fuck him.)

New rankings that matter come out tomorrow. Mizzou is still on strike.

Oh Cowboys.

I am so, unbelievably happy right now.

The New Day has an opinion on the Hot Dog Sandwich controversy. https://vine.co/v/eLrmhYxEF52 The New Day is wrong about this.

I eagerly await the story 4-5 years from now exposing SAS as having been taking payments from players and leagues to blindly support them, regardless of whatever disgusting actions they've taken, and to libelously slander whomever doesn't pay up.

The Miz is the weirdest combination of LA swagger and BrOhio.

The Japanese trailer!

Meryl Streep on the subway in 1975 to audition for King Kong. She was told she was "too ugly" for the part.