Dolfan in NYC

Oh Jesus, Allah, and Buddha, please make it so Hard Knocks covers the Chargers next year. Philip Rivers having to do televised charity work in West Hollywood would make me happy forever.

Jesus tap dancing Christ. That trailer was so filled with latent and blatant homophobia they actually had to fucking acknowledge it. Dax Sheppard seems to get a pass from everyone because he did Idiocracy, but that looks breathtakingly awful.

2024 Update. Rome has dropped their bid. They follow Hamburg and Boston in citing public opposition in dropping out. It's now down to Paris, Budapest, and Los Angeles. With LA being "by far" the favorite to win. Vote comes in September. http://www.bizjournals.com/losangeles/news/2016/09/27/los-angeles-favorite-to-win-2024-olympics.html

Well, if he wins the title at the Rumble, I'd definitely expect him to go on last at Mania. Only problem is, barring him turning, the only heel they've built up to face him is Strowman and I have absolutely no desire to see that at WM, especially not for the top title in the company. I'd love to see him face Zayn since the match should be fantastic, but there's no chance of that happening.

I almost shot you out of the truck so I could do it myself. lol But your help helped me make about half a million last night. So, you know, you have my undying gratitude. Should be approaching Warehouse levels soon. It'd really, really help if R* did the double $/double xp Contact Missions like they did last year.

Fuck. Supposedly the LB coach Matt Burke is the favorite to replace him. Because if you can make Kiko Alonso into a Pro Bowler, you deserve a promotion, apparently.

I don't care if the Heat don't win 20 games all season. This happened: As a reminder, the Golden State Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the Finals last year.

DeShaun Watson has declared he's going to enter the draft. Whee....

New York Post, zero chill.

Yeah, I'm sure the guys running that product were thinking, "There's literally no way they can fuck with us if we're doing submarine runs." Us:

BREAKING: PETA To Investigate Pittsburgh Steelers Brutal Beating Of Dolphins Well, this season ends for my boys. I'm still disappointed we lost, but I wasn't expecting to win, honestly. Very happy with how the season turned out. They won the games they were supposed to win. They finally put together a strong passing attack and a great front 7. They're going to need to find a DB in the draft, because as yesterday showed, a dude off the scrap heap just won't get it done against the Antonio Brown's of the world. And I'm assuming Vance Joseph is as good as gone. Overall, I'm happy. Now, let's build on this.

Saturday, January 14 4:35pm - Seattle @ Atlanta 8:15pm - Houston @ New England Sunday, January 15 1:05pm - Pittsburgh @ Kansas City 4:40pm - Green Bay @ Dallas

I have to suffer through this playoff game. You will suffer too.

Holy fuck Matt Moore may be dead

The Buffalo Bills have not been to the playoffs in 17 years.

Yes.