Dolfan in NYC

The deal is: Pickens and a 6 for Dallas' 3 and a 7 in two years

I'll spare y'all the details, but the President and Vice President of the US attended the executive planning committee of the '26 World Cup and hoooooo boy. A *lot* of red meat was tossed out to the trolliest trolls and I'm hoping FIFA is... concerned.

He's on the level, if he's inclined. A son of a devil, he wants mine and more. Oh, he's a high, high climber, not just a clinging vine. He made the grade, he made his marks, it's secure. And guess who's keeping score? Hey, we're back for another week of All Elite! We've got an angry Samoa Joe trying to get his title back from Mox! And Daniel Garcia announcing he'll be on the receiving end of a heel beatdown! Will Paragon help him, or will he just be para-gone??? He's a real speed demon. He's one of a kind. Watching, waiting, winking over his shoulder... He's running out of time... Over on the ladies side, sounds like a murdering gymnast (?) is gunning for the gold! Will Toni be the Last Girl??? Rush, rush, got the yeyo? Buzz, buzz, gimme yeyo! Rush, rush, got the yeyo? (Oh, oh) Yo, yo, no, no, yeyo (Oh, oh)! This week... oooh! Back 2 Back Dynamite & Collision! You're going to HAVE to go out with your wife this weekend! No excuses big boy. (A little tribute to the new GTA 6 trailer! And I couldn't squeeze an AEW pun into "Hot Together".) Enjoy the week!

I've heard the expression, sometimes lawsuits are tweets with a filing fee. Some people have too much money.

Depending on how you count Jimmy Hopkins (Bully), who can be seen in the background of GTA IV. Though supposedly his great grandfather is a kid in RDR2, his grandfather is in LA Noire, and he is in Manhunt.

Notre Dame and Clemson have agreed to a 12 year deal where they'll play each other a bunch of times. ND is also expected to announce they're going to play FSU and Miami a lot too. This is of course super weasel worded because... Notre Dame. But the gist is, they're sort of ACC now. But not.

Everyone involved in this decision should be sent to The Phantom Zone:

I'll say, it's very cheeky on R*'s part to use about 15 seconds of their precious real estate to say "I'm fixing some leaks".

Was that Phil Cassidy from the original Vice City in the Ammu Nation commercial? How in the hell did HE survive the last 40 years?

GTA VI, Trailer 2

To give you an idea of how badly the bottom has dropped out for LA Galaxy... Sporting KC just became the first team in MLS history to win a game without recording a single shot. (1-0, OG by LA)

I'm more annoyed that they are now literally marketing the movie as The New Avengers. Because you know, why not spoil the whole point of the movie. I thought it was good, however, when you figure out getting sent to The Void doesn't kill you, that sort of just ends any stakes the movie has. Like... oh you're sending me to a non-stop series of rooms of shame? That's what everyone who lives in NYC has to deal with every day. Take one ride on the R train.

You just know getting there is going to require transferring in L'Enfant Plaza twice for some reason.

HIGHEST 2 LOWEST Starring Denzel Washington, Jeffrey Wright, Ilfenesh Hadera, and A$AP Rocky Directed by Spike Lee(!) --- The fun part of this was Spike tweeted this morning that the teaser was coming out tomorrow. Then he just posted it on Instagram. I guess at that point A24's Marketing Dept just threw their hands up.

You better work (Cover girl)... Work it, girl (Give a twirl)... Do your thing on the runway... Work (Supermodel)! You better work it, girl (Of the world)... Wet your lips and make love to the camera! Well, it's time for Backlash! Boy did THAT sneak up on me. (And it sure as hell snuck up on about a dozen people who are no longer with the company ) It don't matter what you wear (It doesn't matter what you wear), they're checkin' out your savior-faire (Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah)! And it don't matter what you do... 'Cause everything looks good on you! Some of those people may have been asking for their release, or more likely, death's sweet embrace when Pat McAfee took the mic and decided he wanted to die on Saturday challenge Gunther to a match at Backlash. For me, this tweet more or less summarizes it: The fact that it's being sponsored by a personal injury attorney is *chef's kiss*1 I see your picture everywhere (I see your picture everywhere), A million-dollar derrière (Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah)! And when you walked in to the room, you had everybody's eyes on you! And if that news wasn't enough to get you down... Logan Paul is probably getting a title shot at Jey Uso. Who can tell if it's on Saturday, or the upcoming SNME, or even TripleMania! Hey, LP "lives" in Puerto Rico now, so you know seeing Paul as champ in Mexico would boost up Caribbean viewership! Anyway, there are literally only 4 matches set for Backlash which is low, even by HHH's standards. Let's see if that changes. (Pro wrestling = Drag.) Enjoy the week!

Lady Gaga broke the record for largest live audience this weekend. She had a concert on Rio de Janiero's beach and drew 2.1 million people:

Incredible stat from the Kentucky Derby. Every horse that participated is a direct descendant of Secretariat.

Can't find confirmation but apparently Shinsuke Nakamura has given his notice to WWE.

Useful idiot R Truth is a character with potential.

A fun story would be this match goes to a draw. Both men get title shots at All In ala Mania X. Ospreay loses his match mid-show semi-clean. But Hangman finally ends the Mox reign of terror to end the show. Ospreay murders him dead on the following Dynamite, turns heel and that's your All Out main.

If you wanna sext Mercedes, it'll be $100 a month: I'm banning whoever makes the joke.

Someone waited a long time to cash this ticket, but I'd bet the odds were incredible if, in 2008, you'd have bet Erik Spoelstra would be the longest tenured HC in the NBA.