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The man was killing it for over 18 thousand years

MJF and Cole forever. Change course completely and have them hold the tag titles for 5 years

Can we talk about how shitty Ibushi looked and that he was whiffing on everything? Total I don't care performance

I once ate a whole bbq'd octopus and it was delicious, previous to that I'd only had tentacle pieces in things like chirashi e: coincidentally it was in Minneapolis, so I hope it wasn't a relative

I don't like that they had Orange DDT Archer on the floor, but Archer had to pop up immediately to get on the apron for the finish. If it was a countout anyway, the DDT could have just as easily been the end

Nothing cuter in wrestling these days than Christian patting Luchasaurus on the head when he wants off his shoulders. Ian Riccaboni put Kevin Kelly in the trash. Nigel can't stop saying 'be that as it may' Really good night of wrestling

Bebe Neuwirth ran in and laid them both out

I think that makes my point

Curious as to who would even be at that show. Everyone important is either in WWE, AEW, or retired. I don't know if Bobby Fish, Delirious, and appearances by Paul London and Jimmy Jacobs really sell a show.

Was that before or after Fred Astaire danced with that vacuum

No, it was witchcraft

Wild stat from Barnwell. If he’s on the field, the Jets have the best sack rate in the league. If he’s off the field, they have the 2nd worst

Do Impact dark matches ever end up online? I need to see that one

Finally got around to watching season 3 of The Mandalorian. One episode left and I’ll have more thoughts later, but there is one thing that’s bothering me. They really had to desecrate IG-11’s body like that? Hey thanks for being a hero, but we’re going to turn you into a Galactic Big Wheel for the kid. Loving the season otherwise. e: also concurrently rewatching Rebels, because it fucking rules

Pretty happy fencing responses and seizure spots are on that list

Skye's improved a lot at emoting in the ring, as she used to be a wood plank in there. She needs some sort of character hook and to work on her promos a lot though, but I'm much higher on her now than I was a couple months ago. I hope Jade comes back soon. Now that they don't have to book her around an undefeated streak, I'd love to see her get to work more 50-50 situations and get some real angles. While I don't think the Taya angle worked, it was at least a step in the right direction for her, beyond "Who's next? I'm the baddest bitch."

That just seems to be their thing, none of the Blood and Guts have been on PPV

Oh yeah, did Jungle Boy yell "child lock!" when he was trying to get out of the car?

Loved how into Nick Wayne the crowd got. No problem with him losing, Swerve is more important now. But Nick was given a lot and made to look like he belongs. MJF is on another level with this angle, he's going to make me a Cole fan or die trying. Loved everything about the match. I hope they pivot on the eventual back stabbing and keep them as loose allies, with Cole being the one guy who likes MJF. Also, keep Bill and Cage together, holy fuck they're great. Another person who's on a great roll is Ruby Soho. She was absolutely an asshole to Skye and her leg tonight. Pac is a bit underwhelming, but more than made up for with Ibushi. e: re: Pac, he does fit the vibe of the BCC a lot better than Death Triangle

He’d be a pretty good Plastic Man, honestly. This is an Elongated Man house, tho

That can’t be right, I don’t see Jey Uso’s name anywhere

I didn't realize that he was also Tank in the Truth Commission

You must spend a fortune on magazines

Too old, too terrible of an actor

Fillion as Gardner is fucking terrible