Impact Wrestling Spoilers for 8/31/23 - Toronto, Ontario

[DreamBroken]

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*Taped for BTI: Kushida def. Drilla Moloney (6:21) via Hoverboard Lock submission

Impact Wrestling - Airing August 31, 2023 from Toronto, Ontario, Canada

*Alisha Edwards won a Knockouts Battle Royal that included Masha Slamovich, Killer Kelly, Gisele Shaw, JesSICKa, Courtney Rush, KiLynn King, Jody Threat, Savannah Evans, & Vanna Black (7:32) to earn a Knockouts Title Shot at Victory Road
-MK Ultra eliminated Vanna Black 
-Savannah eliminated Killer Kelly
-Gisele eliminated Masha
-Courtney Rush & Gisele eliminated each other
-KiLynn eliminated JesSICKa
-Jody eliminated Savannah
-Alisha, after hiding outside, eliminated KiLynn & Jody

*Speedball Mike Bailey def. Crazzy Steve via DQ (0:18) when Steve refused to break an eye gouge. After the match, Steve pulled out a fork and went after Bailey. Black Taurus ran out to try to stop him but Steve beat him down. Security ran out but Steve took them all out as well. 

*Eric Young def. Kon (12:47) after two Piledrivers. 

*Chris Sabin (w/ Alex Shelley) def. Zachary Wentz (w/ Trey Miguel) (14:04) with the Cradle Shock

*Kenny King (w/ Sheldon Jean) came out for a promo about his run as Digital Media Champion. Tommy Dreamer interrupted and cuts a promo. They go back and forth with Dreamer announcing that he will put his career on the line against Kenny King for the Digital Media Championship at Victory Road

*Frankie Kazarian, Jake Something, & Sanada def. Eddie Edwards, Moose, & Brian Myers (14:01) when Jake pinned Myers after the Into the Void

 

Edited September 1, 2023 by DreamBroken

[DreamBroken]

Pretty good show. Knockouts battle royal flew by.  Digging the new look/presentation of Crazzy Steve with new theme and his turn towards more emphasis on the Crazy seems like it will be intriguing.

the Bully/PCO saga remained hilarious. "Bulllllyyyyy!" and then Bully trying to appeal to "Carl" rather than PCO.

Sabin/Wentz was real solid. Seems like Deonna might be turning back heel already, sad they're gonna kill the "Jordynne could never beat Deonna" narrative with another match. Victory Road coming together quickly and nicely with some great looking matchups overall.

Trios main event seemed a little random on paper but very enjoyable. Eddie suplexing Kazarian over the ropes reminded me of the classic Eddie/Davey minus the Superplex. Jake Something looked awesome here and like he belongs as a top guy, great touch with him getting the winning pinfall in the main event. 

[Curt McGirt]

I swear I am fucking psychic. Right as Crazzy Steve got DQed, I said "pull out a fork and stick it in his eye" and HE DID. Well, tried, anyway. 

It's actually pretty smart to have a legally blind guy try and blind his opponents. He knows how bad it is, after all. 

[Shartnado]

Huge win for Alisha Edwards! 

What the hell is up with Crazzy Steve?

Bully Ray is in so deep shit right now! You set PCO on fire because you care about him? Yeah, please don't ever care about me, Bully!

Will Ospreay coming! Please face Mike Bailey!

Eric Young is some True Detective season 1-level shit! He's also in an amazing shape for his age, whatever that is? Less than my age anyway, I guess?