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  1. And now ... you must be THIS HIGH to wrestle Kurt Angle, amirite? Anyone? Anyone? Up top? Nate *Wrestling Superstar* ... sigh ...
  2. Should have had a schizophrenic sign language interpreter. Would have been more entertaining.
  3. Five or six guest star spots for Big Show in that Bible miniseries? to the disappointment of DVDVR board posters lobbying for Mark Henry to be in a History Channel miniseriesWonder what kinda missile dropkick that Jesus feller has, in his moveset?
  4. I accepted that a big fucking teddy bear could shoot a laser crossbow & fly the Millennium Falcon. I accepted that a fucking DeLorean could travel to the future, the Wild West era, and 1985. I can accept that Travolta and Cage can switch faces, their body type differences would be viewed as "negligible," and that the only way to tell them apart ever is through their blood type, not their fingerprints.
  5. If two wrestlers got in a fight backstage, we'd talk about that. If two wrestlers are fucking, we talk about that also. We should rename to board "Fights and Fucks" And the line I draw is, if it were "sleaze," i.e. rumors, gossip and the like, that's one thing. But Punk's dallisnces are made common knowledge, either through news sites, the girls he bags, or Punk himself (and sometimes gleefully). The thing that gets me - and maybe it's the professional side of me talking - is that Punk makes it habitual, to bed-hop with women involved in his industry - a collective, insular industry at that - while employed by an industry known for its tendency to attract and/or create personality-damaged people. That women in said industry are its third-class citizens seems to make it worse.
  6. I'm waiting for news of Punk's eventual illegitimate progeny. It's sheer statistics ... it's gonna happen.
  7. I imagine it's much more difficult to maintain a relationship with someone sitting at home that you rarely see than it is to maintain with someone you are able to spend more time with. I'd be down for this concept, if it wasn't that Punk seems to have trouble maintaining relationships with someone that he's able to spend more time with. Dude seems to approach women in the bizness like Jay in "Clerks" going to that party ("I'll fuck anything that moves!").
  8. Tho I did like the set up to the kick.. "Don't be gross ... don't be gross ... don't be gross ..." /internal monologue (Resistance is painful.)
  9. It's gonna happen ... some douche funny-in-his-own head fuck is gonna give it a shot. This isn't "get Rob Liefield to autograph a copy of 'How to Draw the Marvel Way'" though, since it's not going to be amusing when it happens.
  10. If Rey/Show does not pay off in at least one splash done by that little fucker from atop Show's shoulders, it's all for naught. (As long as the first time they do it is NOT at 'Mania, and doesn't end up with Rey accidentally spiking his fucking brains all over the mat.)
  11. I bet that'll be how he dies ... no, nevermind ...
  12. Is ... is Orton *naked*?
  13. Kofi Vs. Miz will never die... I see. Meaning someone will have to kill them ...
  14. So, which of these matches do we see again tomorrow night?
  15. This. I mean, his post-ROH title win promo was a shoot, in its own little way.
  16. Hell, even before that though; that "Don't Fire Eric" shit was on fire.
  17. Or he's in a long line at some Walmart and they only have one register open, with all these other staff people just standing around.
  18. I wouldn't advise them going with the one on the 5th row, farthest right ... looks a smidgen too similar to the World Wrestling Network logo.
  19. Eugene used to do tributes also, didn't he? Edited to add: I always suspected the end game of Eugene's tributes would be that he would start aping WCW stars' finishers, or those of wrestlers that had been blackballed from WWE ... say, like the Jackhammer, the Big Boot/Leg Drop combo, etc., as a not-so-subtle way of saying, "See? Nothing special, even this retard can do 'em!"
  20. A few thoughts: 1. I don't care for the Feast or Fired idea, but only from a practical math/ kayfabe standpoint. Say I'm Hernandez. I have a 3/4 chance of getting an instant World/ X/ Tag title shot. There's still a 1/4 chance of losing my job. If I pull that "Fired" briefcase down, I'm out of work, whereas if I just don't pull down ANY case, I at least still keep my job and can potentially work my way up the ranks to get that shot anyway. But, that could explain my own personal work history ... nothing ventured, nothing gained. 2. Who among those bunch of FoF winners is the potential "Fired" one? Before, it's been fairly obvious - even the one where Low Ki was supposedly on his way out, and yet they had another guy (Curry Man?) get the "Fired" case (and Low Ki was still gone afterward, which was odd since it would have made PERFECT SENSE for him to get the "Fired" case ... but, TNA! Womp womp!). But this one ... Gunner and Storm are in a program, EC3 is too fresh, maybe Zema Ion, maybe Chavo? 3. Austin Aries wins the X title, and THEN is in Feast or Fired? (Granted, I didn't watch the show, so maybe the order of matches was presented differently.) Austin wins a title, a title that (unless they're changing this stip) means an automatic shot down the road at the World title, then is put in a match where he has a 50/50 chance that he could pull a case that gets him a shot at a belt he already owns OR a belt that he already has a guaranteed shot at? Even kayfabe, that's odd to me.
  21. According to Meltzer on the Monday WO podcast, WWE already made AJ an offer (apparently a low one), and Styles turned it down. It's not a completely moot point. Recently? Or 10+ years ago? Supposedly, the WWE offered AJ a contract sometime around his NWA Wildside/WCW/early ROH days (Wikipedia says it was 2002), and he turned it down because the money wasn't good. Just wondering if the Torch is referring to that or if the company has made him an offer recently. In any case, I don't really see him getting a run with the WWE at this point. Sucks for him if he signed the rights to the name "AJ Styles" over to TNA. Maybe he can grow a wooly beard and join ROH as AJ Briscoe, a long lost Briscoe cousin who is the black sheep of the family on account of his city ways (reading and writing, maybe?). ... but not 'rithmetic, I noticed ...
  22. Except Daniel Bryan. But my questions is, how did CM Punk stay "CM Punk?"
  23. With the ongoing insistence that there will be only "ONE" champion *guaranteed* I keep getting this feeling like there'll be some fuckery (like the suspected (each guy retrieves the other's title, prompting a statement, "there IS only one champion ... OF EACH BRAND, yerk yerk yerk ..."). And, further, said fuckery might reach Fingerpoke of Doom proportions, heralding a major bust of the pro grappz market for a long time.
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