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That's not anywhere close to the point I was originally making, but if it were, I would more strongly consider any arguments you would have against the folly of such a task.

Yet, somehow, I think I'll get by okay in life without your help. But I do appreciate the offer.

It's PWG, though. They are known for their black sense of humor. And Sami Zayn/El Generico played a Mexican stereotype for years. Do you have a hard time forgiving him for that? I acknowledge your response, only to also rebut that I think your point about El Generico only has merit if someone (probably Davey Richards) were to call him a "stinkin' wetback." THEN we have parity. As it is, though, I refuse to get into a debate on my issues over this with you. I do sincerely appreciate your input, while also wondering what you mean by "black" humor; Richard Pryor, Michael Richards, or dead baby jokes all fall under the same technical category.

One thing I have a hard time forgiving him for ... and I'm pretty forgiving of a lot, personally ... is a match he had teaming with Super Dragon, and I don't remember who Jack Evans was teaming with against them, but Davey has the upper hand on Evans, then just blurts out, mid-offense, "STUPID WHIGGER!" and proceeds to further stiff Evans. This took me out of the match completely. It even soured me on PWG, as it also reminded me of an unfortunate introduction I had to Chris Bosh, in the first match I ever saw him in where he kept hurling incredibly racist epithets at Hook Bomberry, including calling him a "gook" at one point. Probably even more than one point.

And now ... you must be THIS HIGH to wrestle Kurt Angle, amirite? Anyone? Anyone? Up top? Nate *Wrestling Superstar* ... sigh ...

Should have had a schizophrenic sign language interpreter. Would have been more entertaining.

Five or six guest star spots for Big Show in that Bible miniseries? to the disappointment of DVDVR board posters lobbying for Mark Henry to be in a History Channel miniseriesWonder what kinda missile dropkick that Jesus feller has, in his moveset?

I accepted that a big fucking teddy bear could shoot a laser crossbow & fly the Millennium Falcon. I accepted that a fucking DeLorean could travel to the future, the Wild West era, and 1985. I can accept that Travolta and Cage can switch faces, their body type differences would be viewed as "negligible," and that the only way to tell them apart ever is through their blood type, not their fingerprints.

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If two wrestlers got in a fight backstage, we'd talk about that. If two wrestlers are fucking, we talk about that also. We should rename to board "Fights and Fucks" And the line I draw is, if it were "sleaze," i.e. rumors, gossip and the like, that's one thing. But Punk's dallisnces are made common knowledge, either through news sites, the girls he bags, or Punk himself (and sometimes gleefully). The thing that gets me - and maybe it's the professional side of me talking - is that Punk makes it habitual, to bed-hop with women involved in his industry - a collective, insular industry at that - while employed by an industry known for its tendency to attract and/or create personality-damaged people. That women in said industry are its third-class citizens seems to make it worse.

I'm waiting for news of Punk's eventual illegitimate progeny. It's sheer statistics ... it's gonna happen.

I imagine it's much more difficult to maintain a relationship with someone sitting at home that you rarely see than it is to maintain with someone you are able to spend more time with. I'd be down for this concept, if it wasn't that Punk seems to have trouble maintaining relationships with someone that he's able to spend more time with. Dude seems to approach women in the bizness like Jay in "Clerks" going to that party ("I'll fuck anything that moves!").

Tho I did like the set up to the kick.. "Don't be gross ... don't be gross ... don't be gross ..." /internal monologue (Resistance is painful.)

It's gonna happen ... some douche funny-in-his-own head fuck is gonna give it a shot. This isn't "get Rob Liefield to autograph a copy of 'How to Draw the Marvel Way'" though, since it's not going to be amusing when it happens.

If Rey/Show does not pay off in at least one splash done by that little fucker from atop Show's shoulders, it's all for naught. (As long as the first time they do it is NOT at 'Mania, and doesn't end up with Rey accidentally spiking his fucking brains all over the mat.)

I bet that'll be how he dies ... no, nevermind ...

Is ... is Orton *naked*?

Kofi Vs. Miz will never die... I see. Meaning someone will have to kill them ...

So, which of these matches do we see again tomorrow night?

This. I mean, his post-ROH title win promo was a shoot, in its own little way.

I ... can't look away ...

Hell, even before that though; that "Don't Fire Eric" shit was on fire.

Or he's in a long line at some Walmart and they only have one register open, with all these other staff people just standing around.

I wouldn't advise them going with the one on the 5th row, farthest right ... looks a smidgen too similar to the World Wrestling Network logo.

Eugene used to do tributes also, didn't he? Edited to add: I always suspected the end game of Eugene's tributes would be that he would start aping WCW stars' finishers, or those of wrestlers that had been blackballed from WWE ... say, like the Jackhammer, the Big Boot/Leg Drop combo, etc., as a not-so-subtle way of saying, "See? Nothing special, even this retard can do 'em!"