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You can one-up yourself by coming up with who they should hire so that they can do a gay spin-version of Total Divas and fantasy book that.

I would much rather Bryan's title reign came this way a few months down the road then by beating Cena now. It's a great way to get him away from the "I'm doing this to prove myself" thing and transition to something that maybe has longer legs? I could really see them teasing a Bryan title reign, then analyzing merchandise sales, PPV buy-rates, and TV ratings before deciding whether to pull the trigger. Your use of the WWE app could decide whether he gets a longer run at the top or ends up being a transitional champ with a token run.

How hated would Orton be if he did a run-in just before Daniel Bryan was about to make Cena tap, knocked out Bryan to cause a DQ, and successfully cashed in his briefcase after punting Cena's elbow?

Because Vince is too pussy to pull the trigger on Bryan as champion so we will have a fuck finish that will lead to nothing. There's already a perfectly good fuck finish with Orton cashing in. But that's a fuck finish that will lead to Orton-Bryan or an Orton-Bryan-Cena three-way. Maybe the plan is to have the three of them face off in a three-way TLC match at...TLC as the blow-off to a three-way feud, with whoever comes out of that (which is still to be determined) being the likely champion going into Wrestlemania. That seems to me like a reasonable long-term tentative booking plan. If that were the plan, what Summerslam finish is the best step in that direction?

I think some people would enjoy Stephanie turning heel in a way that emasculates HHH.

What are the chances that the WWE will wait for the Reddit predictor guy to post results ahead of the show, then (if the prediction is accurate) change the ending of the main event?

At least half of crappy teen movies include a scene in which the director pays homage to Alfred Hitchcock somehow.

The Manziel family's connection to pro wrestling, via Deadspin:

That's what squash matches are for.

Would the world rather see HHH vs Austin or HHH vs Daniel Bryan? I don't think the world wants to see HHH in matches. HHH getting into a program with Bryan now just brings back memories of him shoe-horning himself into an angle with the then-hottest act in Punk two years ago so he can at least attempt to seem relevant. The problem is that being in there with each guy just points out how much fresher each of them feel compared to him, and how much better they are than him at this stage in the game. HHH comes off like the middle-aged dad who throws around modern phrases to try and seem cool, but has no idea what he's saying, so he just comes off as even more out of touch. If they were dead-set on using HHH in a high-profile Wrestlemania match for control of WWE, who should they put in there with him? That's my question. If they use talent already on the roster, who fits? Would they be better off bringing in someone for a short-term gig (not necessarily Austin)? Does your answer depend on whether or not HHH is supposed to win? What if they don't settle on who goes over in the match until the week before Wrestlemania?

This will lead to a mixed tag team tournament on Raw.

Would the world rather see HHH vs Austin or HHH vs Daniel Bryan?

Is the idea that they were looking for one last Austin match or is the idea that they wanted to do HHH wrestling Vince's representative for control of the company? If it is the latter, who can they toss out there as a big enough name that the internet fans won't whine about how HHH is obviously going over?

Bizarre. Yeah, I must be nuts. Can't wait for the post-SS RAW fallout. It's going to be about something that HHH screwed up in the match. Now Bryan, the guy he defended this whole time will question his allegiance. Will there be a live performance review? A VOTE OF CONFIDENCE FROM THE BOARD?! It's going to be a great event and a great match either way, seems bizarre that Triple H being the special ref rather than Triple H doing an unadvertised run in would be the deciding factor in whether to order it or not. Don't you usually have to make the decision to order before finding out that there is an unadvertised run-in? Right but my point is that refusing to order it because Triple H is the ref when shenanigans of some sort have been promised for three weeks or so is bizarre. Maybe Fallacy! just really hates HHH and would have been okay with Brad Maddox being the referee. Maybe instead of the return of Wargames, Battleground will be return of the Thunderdome, with John Cena as Ric Flair, Daniel Bryan as Sting, HHH as Terry Funk, and Randy Orton as the Great Muta, Also featuring Vince MacMahon as Ole Anderson, Stephanie MacMahon as Gary Hart. I'm not sure who will play Bruno Sammartino.

Bizarre. Yeah, I must be nuts. Can't wait for the post-SS RAW fallout. It's going to be about something that HHH screwed up in the match. Now Bryan, the guy he defended this whole time will question his allegiance. Will there be a live performance review? A VOTE OF CONFIDENCE FROM THE BOARD?! It's going to be a great event and a great match either way, seems bizarre that Triple H being the special ref rather than Triple H doing an unadvertised run in would be the deciding factor in whether to order it or not. Don't you usually have to make the decision to order before finding out that there is an unadvertised run-in?

Are you going with Triple H doing a quasi-fast count to give Daniel Bryan the win, then Orton hits Cena over the head with the briefcase to knock him out and HHH pedigrees Bryan and we get a promo on Raw to explain why they are willing to work together even though Orton once RKOed Stephanie. "I have to admit, sometimes my wife is a such a bitch that I occasionally want to pedigree her, so I was really just a bit jealous that you got to do what I never could."

Does it violate the spirit of this topic to ask about (preferably free) online multiplayer ways to play classic board games?

Davey Richards in an Ironman scaffold match. He only plans on getting thrown off four times because even he thinks that being pushed off the scaffold five times and still competing would be ridiculous.

Has Garrett Bischoff ever done a missile dropkick?

I just watched the Wrestlemania IV battle royal and now I want to see Daniel Bryan and/or Damien Sandow get eliminated from one the way Jim Neidhart was.

Thanks for getting me to watch my first match of the current run of Superstars. Plus the bonus of seeing a link to watch a bra and panties gauntlet match.

I'll be disappointed if the Ring of Fire match doesn't include a fireball.

I'm laughing at ROH TV not being one of the options.

So you tap a guy on the back of his head with your penis and he is driven into the ground?

I loved the double count-out finish. Will this lead to Roode/Bad Influence trying to recruit AJ and/or Storm to reunite Fortune? If so, will that lead to a swerve where they get someone else for that fourth spot? Or will it lead to a Daniels-Roode BFG Series match where they appear to do the same thing, but at least one of them tries to screw the other by sneaking into the ring just before the ten-count? Sometimes, it feels like Sabin is a paper champion who is being propped up by the Main Event Mafia, and the long-term story is that they're just using him to hold the belt until one of them wins the BFG Series. On the other hand, who else thinks that typical TNA booking would have Brooke Hogan turning to help Bully win the title back from mini Ron Garvin Sabin?