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That Brie vs AJ match was too long and bad. If a AJ is going to wrestle like that, why did she come back? It was like Brie was just tossing a sack of potatoes around for five minutes. There was absolutely no energy from AJ during the match. Cole kept pointing out ring rust, but theres a difference from being off your game and not giving a fuck. Brie tries hard and I think she is the top diva worker on the main roster, but she doesn't have enough charisma for herself. Let alone to cover up that that AJ is only around because she can , but not because she wants to be.

Come on now, there was that episode they started chasing someone in the back while screaming "Hootie Hoo!" like a bunch of vultures, complete with arm flapping, that made it all ok. That sounds amazing tbh.

Drake and Lil Troll are still rummaging around. At least Mase had some flow.. Also, that clip of the guy smacking the shit out of that chick with the chair made it to one of my Facebook groups I'm a part of. The internet really is the worst thing to happen to pro wrestli-- society.

You would.

It's a fucking tv show. Do you watch whatever else tv show you watch and expect the main character to be called by the actor's real name? Very few wrestlers have used their real names. Blame that on whatever, but pro wrestling is still a tv show with actors and parts and scripts. Not once during Monk's all 8 seasons did someone call him Tony..

He's also naturally bland as fuck.

I think DeMott is in the clear until a woman comes out with claims. Which really sucks.

I love that line of Nikki's promo. Such a asshole thing to say.

If John Cena is ruining your life, you need to find a significant other tbh.

That kid in the crowd is gonna have both eyes pop out of his head. He's getting a goooood look. Only to be topped by the guy in the red t-shirt. That man's eye is twitching from the view. Hey, when Nikki Bella's tittties are that close, you look.

Maybe it's a plan to turn Barrett face. Razor turned face because everyone made fun of him for losing to the Kid. It sure as hell ain't to finally give him a WM moment. Even though he has been the most well received guy in front I the European crowds, esp considering how's he gets booked.

What would happen for you to be disgusted with stuffing instead of potatoes and apathetic? What if one of your all time favorites returned after a long absence? What if this guy quickly picked up the IC strap and it looked like he was in line for the big push he always deserved. Then he dropped a fall to Sin Cara. Then he dropped a fall to R-Truth. Next thing you know random people are just walking off with his title. This guy has inexplicably become one of the biggest jokes on the roster for no reason. If you are in the crowd, do you cheer just because? Or do you sit on your hands? If you are talking about Barrett, I don't watch when I don't have interest in what he is doing. I can think of other shit to do besides be bored. I barely watch the shows now because I have no interest in much. But to tune in and see 10,000 jackasses agree with a woman who does nothing but bury the shit out of talent on air is just mind numbingly fucking stupid. What makes it worst is that if it was Thou Lord an Savior Bryan Danielson instead of John Cena in there, I promise ya the reaction would be different. Ruining a show you don't enjoy without any regard for the people who might want to just watch the damn show because they want to is fucking horrible. Raw comes on Monday. Don't these assholes have something better do?

I understand the logic of continuing to go someplace that pays money to tell you suck ass. I get it, you already got those fucking idiots' money. But tap dancing Jebus H Chris on a cracker, wrestling fans are the worst. It really doesn't help they were in Jersey. Vince isn't going to kill the business like said fucking idiots are proclaiming. It's jackasses that ruin the shows for the rest of us. Just fucking leave if you're bored as shit. I don't care how much Adderall or Ritalin that gets needllessly pumped into people, use your fucking heads.

With all the shit goin on in Russia, think Vince will have the balls to not have Lana cut a promo about it?

The fact that HHH wasn't anointed the top guy until guys like Rock, Austin, Taker, and HBK, he'll add Foley and Lesnar to that list weren't available or were shipped to SD to help build the brand... Shouldn't that say enough as to where he stands in history? Not saying he was pushed out of necessity, but it sure as hell looks like it looking back IMO. If anything, Ziggles is a better comparison to HHH: got early main event success that no one really remember but didn't make a splash most remember until people started dropping like flies around him.

Better her than Animal and Hawk tbh

I don't know if there's been a bigger separation between charisma and in ring ability than R Truth. The guy is filled with buckets and buckets of charisma up to his eye lids but I can't think of one good match he has every had. Give him a mic and five minutes, you're gonna be entertained. Tell him to wrestle for five minutes and you're gonna go fuck that. Stay Keibler was like that too, but she didn't care to wrestle. Still ha enough training now to kill someone.

Damn. This going to be a top heavy show. Two 'fuck it, it'll get 'em a payday' matches for the guys and more than likely one for the divas.

Stoked he's growing his hair out again and for someone who supposedly couldn't walk properly (because the internet said so) that's a bunch of weight he's squatting. Well Bray is a Husky fellow. I wish I could like this post twice. One for making an awesome pun and two for it being funny.

Again, all this Reigns criticism doesn't need to be complicated busllshit analysis. It just boils down to 'he isn't Bryan Danielson.' I don't care what asshole you pushed instead, it would still be that criticism of the guy. Yes, there are still losers who call him that because they are too cool for school. And last rant on the divas until Monday: I started watching Raw 'seriously' again around 2000. Anyone who think women have no place on the show wasn't watching before 2006. I will grant you that there are too many women or that some of them stink in a wrestling capacity. But AJ and Brie proved in the last few years that when you make a 'diva' an important part of the show, the crowd will fucking care. People talk about popular women of the past. But does anyone think people would've gave a shit if Wendi didn't Have that run with Lauper? Like if she was just having 30 seconds to 3 minute matches that you could plug and play into any show and you wouldn't know the difference? And I would like to think most of us know the importance of Cyndi Lauper and Wendi to the WWF in the 80's. Which is why I hate that I have to go looking for Main Event. It's an 45 minute show, but most weeks has a divas match that goes about five minutes hell to bell. And some weeks have been the 15 min featured match. I don't think any time they gotten that 15 minute match was wasted because all I them have been good.

Aren't they starting another revolt in Russia?

Well, on Raw because wrestling fans only have brain cells and logical thinking skills when it's important to them, Brie was the first woman to stand up to Stephanie without backing down. That's a big deal in the context of the show, despite what people think about Brie. It's more of a play on Beast Mode, but even that guy's team said fuck it too. There's clearly not a crossover in viewers when it comes to Raw and Total Divas, so why people cite that as a criticism is beyond me.

Eva is very much a robot. But isn't as entertaining as say a robot with any real function besides looking good in a bikini

The championship scramble is one of my favorite stips. It's all about who wants to win it in the end. It's great for guys who have no character like Ziggles and good to empathize the guys who have the most obvious trait and should be the end goal for the match-- they actually want win. Unless TNA is booking. Then you got a guy doing commentary instead of participating in the match. Ugh

I thought RIPPA made a rule some where that we can't talk about women in the monthly discussion threads? It feels like it because the threads usually get closed wen the topic comes to women.. Also, the internet mocks it, but those Brie Mode shirts when they were pushing Brie as a strong, positive female role model sold like hot cakes. It didn't last long like her push, but her and Nikki are getting new merch all the time. They don't waste money on making new, original merch for people who aren't selling it.