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    If Walter ever finds his way to the main roster, Vince will ask when in the hell they rehired Vladimir Kozlov?
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    Under this naming system, Demolition would've been called the Rough Traders or Post-Apocalyptic Gimps.
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    Is it these guys? http://www.videojunkie.org/
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    I got the impression that his ticker stopped in mid-air.
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    It really wouldn't have made a difference in preventing his first title reign from being the drizzling shits, but Sting probably should have submitted Flair with the Scorpion Deathlock. It would've at least made Sting's first title win stand out against Flair compared to all the flash pins in his previous title losses. Hell, all the Dudes With Attitudes were even holding the rest of the Horsemen off from interfering. Starrcade 1997 didn't just make Sting's victory look unconvincing. He ate a clean pinfall before that lame restart/do-over bullshit involving Bret Hart. That nonsense was just as bad as those random title losses by Triple H or Jarrett during the Monday Night Wars where the authority figure comes out afterwards and decides it was a non-title match all along. Except this time the supposed good guys perpetrated it. As far as last night goes, it wouldn't surprise me if they never planned on Ronda eating a fall during her whole run. She may not have agreed to eat a clean fall during her entire run.
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    Triple H really skimped on the full-on Immortan Joe prosthetics. Aces N' Eights biker ski mask is a serious downgrade from past glorious Masters of The Universe cosplay headpieces.
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    Ronda screwed Ronda?
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    Sting used to be in the main event mafia. He should've car bombed Triple H's hot rod.
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    No wonder Lashley couldn't vanquish the Demon. He only went half in with the Lou Ferrigno Incredible Hulk contact lenses. He should've tried out as many coats of green paint as it took to make the transformation complete. Plus that other (hateful bastard) orange Hulk might have even invited him to a cookout. At least throw on a moss colored wig.
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    Good point about Wilson not getting gobbled up. I guess they needed a big explosion to cap things off.
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    Speaking of Joe Bob, he showed CHUD for the first episode of his new weekly series on SHUDDER and he really kind of shit all over it. The main knocks were a lack of actual CHUD and a bunch of tirades against the cast, who apparently all got their start in the same inner circle of the New York theatre scene. Who knows what bug crawled up his ass? Never mind that shit, it's CHUD. The other movie was Castle Freak. I didn't stick around for that one because when I finally saw it last year, it was way too bleak and dreary in comparison to Gordon's earlier Lovecraft adaptations.
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    The creature in the book (the movie was based on) was a werewolf. Since the best werewolf designs had been exhausted by then, there was the longshot possibility this could've been the movie where the Porcelain-eyed werewolf from Silver Bullet sexually assaulted a couple of gals instead of that creepy bog bug bastard.
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    His name is John Dennis Johnston. Rednecky enough to hold the high authority position of trailer park manager.
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    I never mistook L.Q. Jones for Sam Elliott but I did have to look up whether or not the drunk stereotype Indian was Sid Haig. It was just some other "ugly enough to be a modern art masterpiece" obscure character actor though. If I remember correctly, I discovered The Beast Within on some local midnight creature feature show when I was about 12 and was pretty weirded out by it. That bladder effect is indeed awesome. Looks like swollen testicles with a face formed on them. In a way, it is a slightly classier Humanoids From The Deep. The one redneck guy that is overprotective of his daughter is almost as magnificent of a bastard as Vic Morrow.
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    The endless barrage of dumbass walk out segments are creative's fault. The dance break bullshit (or first real sign of any so-called audience connection) occurred after Carmella's title reign had already ended. As long as the whimsical old bigot is still drawing breath, at least one show's women's division is going to be dominated by some undeserving flavor of the month. Even if there are disparate elements to her character, I'd much rather see Ember have a prolonged reign than Mandy Rose or Alexa for the umpteenth time.
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    Until I looked down and saw Tatanka's name, I thought that miracle of modern mulletry could be anybody from a broken down Bob Holly to the dad from Twin Peaks.
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    You look at me and you look at Smoa Joe.
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    In 1991, Scott Steiner was a spry young (albeit mentally imbalanced) fellow but Big Poppa Pump would definitely Cotton Hill himself in one fucking second doing the chainsaw dance. Since a bodybuilder in a fat suit did eventually end up playing Leatherface in the remake, I've always wondered what it would've been like if Lou Ferrigno ended up playing Leatherface in some 1981 body count sequel in response to Halloween and Friday the 13th sequels released that year.
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    Would you believe that other than SuperBrawl II, that bullshit (Chamber Of Horrors) is the only WCW pay-per-view I ever ordered or watched live on pay-per-view? Well, to be more accurate, my dad and some burnout truck driver neighbor went in half on buying it. By the time I started chipping in on pay-per-views with friends, WCW was already giving away Hogan/Goldberg for free on Nitro.
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    Hart & Callaway sounds more like a law firm than promotion-invading shit disturbers.
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    Rhea Ripley could always maim Becky on Raw the night after WrestleMania.
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    Yeah, you'd think they would want to build up another serious opponent for Becky and Charlotte once Ronda goes away. After the brand shake-up, all three might end up on RAW so it might not even matter when Rose or whatever other annoying flavor of the month beats Asuka for the title. The tap-out win over Becky was probably nothing more than a restorative win for Asuka just so people could forget how badly and underwhelming she's been booked overall except for a couple of signature wins (first women's Royal Rumble winner and beating Becky) thus giving a bigger rub to Mandy Rose when she wins the title. I dig Lacey but because I've seen more NXT Take-Overs than regular weekly episodes since subscribing around WrestleMania last year, I couldn't tell you how green she is. Of course, being green to the point that someone can barely even sell and has to control 95 percent of the match on offense hasn't stopped them from giving prolonged reigns to others.
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    Peter Steele guy's mom looks like Carol Kane.
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    Damned if you do, damned if you don't. They're gonna fuck you any which way they can (which they did) even if the laptop GM suddenly emanated from Corey's ass to tell Becky it was in charge again and she could kiss WrestleMania goodbye. She becomes the next Stone Cold when they find Vince on his weight bench murdered because somebody caved in his skull prison style with one of that old prick's very own dumbbells.
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    Or taste in air duster computer cleaner. Fuck me, man. Who am I kidding? Piper probably never moved past the simpler pleasures like huffing gasoline.
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