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Cobra Commander

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  1. you can only wear a Sin Cara mask in public if you bring the mini trampoline along.
  2. I assume the CDC hasn't cleared the use of Hayabusa masks as a public mouth covering during this disease season?
  3. there's a decent chance that Tank could probably get New Jack into a motorcycle gang
  4. yeah, the only shooter I can think of who'd be down for the concept of getting into a feud with somebody like New Jack would be somebody like Tank Abbott. A lot of the shooter types wouldn't be down with the concept of getting stabbed by a crazy person.
  5. if you put a curly hair wig on Garrini then he's Dustin from Stranger things (the Dave Hester comp i've made is better but some of you didn't spend as much time watching Storage Wars as I did) But yeah, there's a little bit of "he learned martial arts to defend himself from bullies" there too
  6. Dan Lambert might be the second best micworker of the Team Filthy+American Top Team fusion stable. Ki vs Mo was sort of an unique match structure built around King Mo throwing Low Ki out of the ring and some leg work as a result of that. Also, a bit of a bullshit ending (which wasn't a shocker) that may have involved somebody missing a time cue.
  7. Col. Robert Parker is coming soon to MLW. Meaning: post-Coronavirus.
  8. CMLL joins the cancellations list. If WCW still existed, this would be when they decided to tape a bunch of matches in the Worldwide Studios to fill out their programming for a few months.
  9. Arena Mexico cancelled for tomorrow, Tuesday, and Friday. Arena Puebla cancelled for Monday. Send somebody to the vault to dig up some classic footage.
  10. I'm guessing it's asking too much for CMLL to have some "never before seen on the internet" matches ready for upload in case Corona knocks out their shows. Liga MX, the AAA channel on PlutoTV, and CMLL are pretty much the only things left between us and a total sporting desert
  11. Their Twitter page advertises cards for tomorrow and Sunday. They're the Waffle House of wrestling, if they're shut down, then things have to be really awful
  12. CMLL will keep running even if most of their main eventers are in an age demo that is as higher risk of dying from coronavirus
  13. How close are we to Lucha Libre being the only sport still running? I get the sense that Mexico City could be North Italy and there’s still a chance that Arena Mexico would run Tuesday/Friday.
  14. Low-Ki's voice really carried in that parking garage interview..
  15. two mask pull spots in the first 2 matches... did CMLL secretly book Fusion 97? (still time for a fake low blow in this episode)
  16. if only Ted knew an IRS agent who can hinder the Mississippi state investigation. Looking around Twitter and somebody posted a snippet of the Clarion-Ledger article that mentioned the possibility that Dibiase funded the "Price of Fame" documentary using money that may have been embezzled. The IMDB description of "Price of Fame": "Ted DiBiase Jr. takes a journey through pro-wrestlings past to tell the faith-based story of his father's rise, fall and redemption" Which would be one way to fund your documentary about being redeemed from a life of sin.
  17. Dibiase will have somebody undergo plastic surgery to steal the identity of Mississippi State Auditor Shad White. Then the fake auditor will drop all the charges. Foolproof plan. For the record, the Mississippi press release called this the "Largest Public Embezzlement Case in State History"
  18. yeah, I didn't pass the bar or anything, but I suspect that you don't just get $2M from the state without having some concept that this isn't normal. Also sorta concerning that $4.15M worth of embezzlement (for the entire case that Brett Dibiase and friends is caught up in) is only *one* of the biggest embezzlement cases in state history as opposed to the biggest. It seems like it should be difficult to steal $4M from Mississippi multiple times.
  19. Even in one of Mid-South's primary markets, they use the WWF nickname. No respect for Watts. Also, good luck getting 12 jurors in Mississippi who didn't watch pro wrestling any time between the early 80s and mid 90s. Assuming that you'll be disqualified from the Dibiase jury if you mention how much you wanna throw Ted in jail for what he did to the JYD in 82
  20. actual headline from the Jackson Clarion-Ledger (behind their paywall): "Mississippi gave Ted Dibiase $2M in welfare money" (it involves the Brett Dibiase indicted for embezzlement story and Ted's ministry) We may have found a wrestling family crime story as good as the Windham family counterfeiting ring story.
  21. you'd think that heels would want to wear tassels so they could choke opponents with those things
  22. Steven Bauer was born in Havana and raised in Miami. So I'd imagine he was one of the best Spanish speakers on that show. But with complaints from people who notice the difference between Cubans and Mexicans speaking Spanish. I think Garrini is the second most prominent Between the Sheets guest (because IIRC, Janela was on there like a year or two ago). The new BTS episode has Garrini on there for a "non-WWF/WCW/ECW" episode.
  23. was more of a thing about how Giancarlo Esposito's Spanish always sucked while on Breaking Bad and how actual Chileans sniffed out that quick
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