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It's like if he threw his back out tearing off his shirt during pre-bout instructions

in fairness this is the one week of the season where sliding feet first might actually be more dangerous

The Spiritual Successor to The Vet claims another victim.

that field is garbage and has been inflicting serious leg injuries for years. Serves them right for refusing to spend on fixing it. What could be more Jets than Aaron Rodgers' tenure with the Jets lasting 5 plays?

Unfortunately, you know that even when if he were fired today, his replacement would just provide more of the same bad gimmick. Slurp the star quarterback, defend the idiot rulebook and the asshole official enforcing it, read the promo copy for the tie-in programming, tell a story from when you played, repeat ad nauseum (emphasis on nauseum) You hand over your soul as prerequisite for interviewing for the position.

Bonus asshole points to the official who was out there still bothering to call holding with 50 seconds left in a 40-0 game. Must’ve known he was already behind in the office pool

BRRRROCK~!

Greg Romaned themselves to death. Ah well.

Cal bogs down in the red zone (again) due to misunderstanding the rules of the sport and not realizing you're not banned from running the ball once you get into the red zone

if you like defense and hate high scoring, Cal vs Auburn has got you covered

That hair has long since been shaved. Just as they slurped Favre, then they slurped Brady, now they slurp Mahomes. And there's no respite for us, because anyone who knocks them off the pedestal starts getting slurped in their stead. This is the marketing strategy and has been for decades. They think this HELPS. Collinsworth once again screaming like Bobby Heenan insisting that the body slam we just saw on national television was merely a hip toss.

NFL Broadcasters have the ol' Tully Blanchard flu excuse down to a science. Excellent heel psychology.

now that's a tease to call 1-900-909-9900 if ever I heard one

Bout time

“Focus on my health, family, and faith.” All right, who did he kill and how much did he embezzle

Leroy Hoard From Another Board

There’s still time to have Sting played to the ring by Sting

does make Regal's rather abrupt AEW departure a little less curious, in retrospect

I am a real Chicagoan Fight for the rights of just one man

i feel like Samoa Joe occupying an Undertakeresque position in that locker room would be a good thing if he does not do so already

great way to launch the "Mr. McKhan" character though.

"Does that mean I'm not getting paid?" "That's what I'm saying."

and a WOW invasion angle

anything's a better idea than exhuming the Harris Bros for any gimmick