BobbyWhioux

Can't even get the Hare to job clean anymore. Vince Russo books Tortoise vs. Hare

Can't have the officials "deciding the game" with their calls!

I love how of the two consecutive plays on which they could call a personal foul, they of course call the more debatable of the two after ignoring the clearer first one.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but... man, I wish Joe Buck were broadcasting this game.

Elastica. I'd forgotten the difference between them until I heard the song, too.

Collinsworth taking time to explain the angle to us, apparently. Nice pick block by the ref, too.

I am not playing Clash of Clans with Liam Neeson

Is that the "The More You Know" star she's riding on?

Missy Elliot Run-In?

Maybe now that she's back to her "dressing like a Hot Dog On A Stick employee" roots

"From The Producers Of 'The Bible' "was a solid moment in unintentional hilarity

I don't think I'm high enough to be watching this right now.

Heel Psychology At Its Finest. Stooge around 90% of the time and cut them off with one big blow.

And in an era where the passing game (not to mention QBs) are much better protected, to boot!

The promotion lasts until Valentines Day, according to the commercial. So they're basically going to stop accepting your love as currency on the love holiday. I approve of this hilariously cruel coincidence

a Rube-Goldberg-esque journey taken by a viagra pill into the gas tank of a car. WILL YOU STOP!?

The nebulous five count also applies to OPI, apparently.

That's why they cut off the final verse that gives the song its real meaning. Like when they use "Fortunate Son" or "Born in the USA" to sell AMERICAN jeans to AMERICANS

Exploiting the second string DB having to play due to injury is the football equivalent of of Working On The Arm. I appreciate it actually being arm injuries that have created this situation.

They have to pull the trigger on the The Rock surprise turn on Vin Diesel eventually, right?

Seattle DB inflicts arm injury on teammate trying to blast the opposing receiver. Love the consistency of the booking psychology.

You have a five count to break the hold before it's Holding. Or something.

And now a slow, maudlin cover of The Proclaimers. ....what

I've found my rooting interest: I want the officials to effectively decide the game by "not wanting to decide the game"

Yeah, if Watt didn't win with the season he just had then what does a defensive player have to do to win? That said, it's not like Rodgers was a bad choice, just incredibly unimaginative. Convert to QB.