Curt McGirt

The Kota Ibushi fireworks thing was just on @Midnight and Chris Hardwick said "Kota is 34, and his official age of death will be 34."

Trivia: One of the only issues of Famous Monsters of Filmland (I think the actual only one I ever got) is this one and they did indeed promote the rumor.

Rippa totally faked me out with his mistake; I thought I was gonna see Kate Upton cosplaying as Kate Hudson in that poster. No fair! Harakiri is now on my must-see list. Amalie, too, though I'm 99.9% sure I'll never get around to it.

Holy shit, American Psycho made 96?! Luckily I'm at work so I can't either a. Look up the Upton poster or b. Cry over the Saving Private Ryan poster.

I gotta hijack this one. Happy 81st birthday to Jose Mojica Marins, AKA Ze do Caixao, AKA Coffin Joe! NSFW

It being England, of course someone had to yell "YOU SILLY FUCK" at the end there. (Of course, he was right)

I want to be a little kid and curl up in Lance Russell's lap and fall asleep listening to him telling stories. Also, sitting around kids at a wrestling show must be the best thing ever. "YOU'RE A TERRIBLE FRAUD YOU FAKER!"

I guess they never saw, or probably did see, the French film Baby Blood (released in the US on VHS as The Evil Within, with Gary Oldman doing the baby's voiceover!)

You still read Kerrang? At least take a step up to Terrorizer.

I had no idea Saturn also had the mullet-hawk too at one point. And boy, Wolfie D got his ass whooped at the end there (more appropriately, his head stomped) Also, Cesaro might be from Lucerne but he is clearly repping Bern in that photo

piranesi, you are awesome and I love you for making me watch this, but every single person in the film deserved at least a severe ass-kicking for one reason or another, and most of them massive. The dog is an argument point though.

Well, now I'm gonna finally have to watch Ms. 45 after all these years. It's on Youtube for those that want to give it a shot. I've got a big big bottle of vodka so that will help.

THE HUMAN TAWRNADA! So, so bad. At least Dolemite and Disco Godfather (or at least its trailer) are able to be laughed at. "PUTCHO WEIGHT ON IT" and "TALK! WHO SENT YOU" are still impressed in my mind to laugh at forever.

TANAHASHI/SANADA: Tana is coming in off injury and they open up pretty slow with some matwork. Ross saying that all the secretaries at Turner found an excuse to take a peek at Mutoh when he came to the building gave me a chuckle. They go to the outside and Tana takes a BRUTAL drop toehold at 1000 MPH into the guardrail, Jesus. If his arm already wasn't injured, it and his collarbone might be. Sanada of course immediately goes to the arm and does a beautiful pair of leapfrogs into a dropkick in the meantime. Tana manages a Hi Fly Flow to the outside and starts on Sanada's leg. Then they ignore both injuries so Sanada can do a springboard missile dropkick and a forearm exchange. *sigh* Sanada's Skull End (a dragon sleeper with body scissors) is pretty spiffy looking though... and Sanada wins with it! He has to moonsault and cutter the shit out of Tana first though. The sight of him tapping is pretty sweet however and Sanada getting the two points over the promotion ace is a nice move on Gedo's part in the booking. Match had the crowd and was technically fine but didn't grab me entirely for obvious reasons. TENZAN/ISHII: Good lord, Tenzan has been in the G1 21 times, and won three. He has an earnest interview about Kojima giving him his spot and he says this might be his last tournament. Ishii is definitely not the man I'd want to face up against in this circumstance. The Mongolian Chop is so silly of a move but the hissing from the crowd makes me love it. No idea how Jim didn't bust up about "a safe with a personality", as Pete noted above, what a pro. Ishii is getting dickish with chops to the throat, Tenryu dick-kicks to the forehead, making fun of his hair apparently, and Tenzan is not taking it at all to the point where he throws the ref off and tells him to shut up while he's retaliating. Ishii takes it back though with another chop to the collarbone/throat that is beautifully shot and incredibly violent. The man is such a fucking powerhouse. Tenzan is, meanwhile, such a fucking idiot for using the diving headbutt, especially at his age; he also continues the current New Japan tradition of bleeding from the mouth. These guys are beating each other to hamburger. FUCK, THAT HEADBUTT EXCHANGE! That was FUTEN level. Tenzan wins with the moonsault and Kojima is practically in tears. This was great. Tenzan says something about "that's the first win" and then I get a phonecall from a friend walking home from the bar so I miss everything else. The latter match hit the sweet spot but the way these men are using their heads (literally) in their matches is not going to bode well for their futures. The former match is solid enough so I'd say give 'em both a watch.

Whoever immediately said to themselves "EVERYONE" when they scrolled over the Leon screencap, raise your hands

Watched the Miz video. How you could have gotten along with him in high school and maybe before that is beyond me. There probably is a reason Bryan and him are so combative beyond the work. Dad taking the piss out of him and getting called on it is fantastic.

Ask and ye shall receive And yeah, spoilerish

Nailed it. That's the unconscious id of every cis male in the country unleashed on film.

Speaking of Penn, The Crossing Guard came up in my search and I bet a million bucks it'll be one of the ones on Rippa's God Damn Wrestling With Shadows List.

Not to disrespect the dead (and he was a great man), but Harvey Milk was a politician so by nature maladjusted. But he was happy! Scrolling through Penn's filmography just on Google I don't see a single non-serious performance besides Spicoli.

And he could even look less obnoxious and more handsome, believe it or not This made me think of John Kronus going to Glamour Shots haha

Not a SINGLE. PERSON. looks happy in that photo. Anyway, as promised, John Kronus The mullet-hawk: Perfect Wrestling Hair~!

It'll be The 36th Chamber of Shaolin and you will be written up for breaking a computer monitor

Why does Sean Penn always look like he's constipated? Also, no Spielberg should made the list except for Jaws IMO. Okay, maybe Schindler's List. EDIT: Saving Private Ryan too fuck