Curt McGirt

There's definitely a miracle match with him out there against somebody big, Kohsaka or somebody, that is pretty notorious. It's like when Masao Inoue got that big match against Akiyama, maybe not as big but still.

Yeah I looked that up after the fact, they've always done "It's Alright" so no surprise. I heard Axl sounded like Cal from Discharge on Grave New World that night (hahaha) but all I heard was a chunk of "Sabbath Bloody Sabbath" pre-bridge, which frankly, I thought it might be Bruce Dickinson or an imitator on a mic backstage. Sure didn't sound like Axl. That said you have to understand that Axl is one of those singers that has a crazy range that he can pull wild things out of. Or could. Oh and this is funny, I saw a photo from Ozzy's "personal" Facebook that slid in my feed showing him saying hello to Axl and he said that was the first time they'd ever met! Sure Oz, sure.

Hey now, Orca is brutal and gross, so it has that going for it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FqyB5edf38 Dick Cavett's Criterion Closet. Yep. I thought the man was dead. Like seriously, I thought he died a couple years back. Blows me away. He's still the funniest person in the room, and his sign-off is awesome.

Treating your nearly underage wife like dog shit is 'politics' here, I guess? (I'm still convinced he beat her and we don't know about it.)

Considering that joke about the glass table he cracked, I wonder if Boogie had actually recognized there wasn't a bell and yelled that on purpose. (If it was me I would've found something for someone to hit the ringpost with.)

But... puppy-dog eyes! If Acclaimed clean out Billy Gunn bigtime, like he goes into a producer's role and never returns, that would maybe get them close to where they used to be. It'd be a start, anyway.

Paying for water is ultimate enshittification. Just give people a cup out of the fucking tap for free, or a dollar, or something. Bottling water is the biggest and most horrendous scam in a hundred years probably, for real -- Lewis Black was right.

Exactly.

I remember there being a baller Rey vs. Ricochet match. I think.

Personally I think it looks like there's a little... more... than just that there, unless you are indeed referring to *drum roll please*... ...the total package. HA! *ba-dum ching* Jimmy actually came out of retirement for a 2022 six-man tag. That would've been a hoot.

Original bassist of Angel Witch RIP

Let's do Teen Bond. Bond Loses His Virginity.

Well, TBH we probably should have had a thread for them all by themselves if they were gonna keep doing this shit. This is a lot of material. Yes, I just asked for another thread. Kill me if you must.

Looking at old photos, he kind of always looked like that despite the lack of beard, but he did manage this piece of '50s wrestling cheesecake (and remember, Jimmy is STILL ALIVE).

Well, Dusty did bleed and have actual matches in ECW, whereas all Sid did was walk out, fist bump the crowd, and pick somebody up for the powerbomb. That is a pretty perfect description of how I always feel when I see him. Ancient dude with striped pants pulled up above his navel, no muscle tone, doing a bad dance to a fucking Billy Joel song. It's like, what?

And yet the songs on Technical Ecstasy, which is the better album, didn't get a touch. Even Sabbath themselves pulled out "Dirty Women" for the reunion.

Yeah, I just saw a video of him claiming that, in a very much less polite way ("it was the most heavy metal thing ever because they were stupid enough to believe they made it up". Reiner isn't very well known for his tact).

If you didn't get booked, Beyonce should comp you free tickets.

I just saw a clip from GCW Backyard Wrestling of a guy called JJ Allin (heh) who set himself completely on fire in a burn suit on his way to the ring before jumping in a pool.

I love how we're talking about the WCW uploads in three different threads now haha

I think its more (with me) that I just don't get the marking over Jimmy. The gimmick is just soooooo weird. I get that it's super enthusiastic and family friendly and wacky, but... guess you had to be there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE8Obx3V6v8&ab_channel=snowboiiii Boy you know it's an Ian run show when some fat fuck is folding up a rebel flag in his lap when they start rolling tape EDIT: That was fuckin' nasty is what that was. The screams were real uncomfortable. That's kind of your baseline for how you might feel about that match, if you're gonna get upset by the wails of human suffering, don't watch. Ian's face in that promo after is disgusting.

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