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My fantasy booking scenario would be Mark Henry goes to Japan and kills Okada for the IWGP Title. That's as far as I got.

I use the phrase "merry pranksters" and you're going to tell me about rights and legal justice? I'm clearly deranged. Your logic has no place here.

I feel like I'm not getting enough respect from the weekly recaps. I'm going to prove those assholes that graded my draft a C+ and that I'd only win 4 games WRONG. Feeling decent about my matchup. My opponent's running back is Eddie Lacy who I doubt plays this week, and the only RB he has on his bench to fill the spot is on IR.

You do not have permission to give me permission to give you shit. It makes it less fun.

To me it is more, fucking with another man's property doesn't make you some sort of tough guy. It doesn't make you better than that person. It isn't going to solve any injustices. It is a cowardly act that makes people with low self esteems feel better. Most of the car vandalizations I've been privvy to are by either pissed off women, or douchebag dudes and it usually left them worse off than they were before they did it. It is one of those drinking poison and hoping the other person dies type of things. Pacman isn't all of a sudden going to be a saint because of this, andif the person gets caught, that millionaire is either going to press charges or kick his ass. Seems like an extremely dumb thing to catch either a case or an ass whooping for. I certainly don't think it makes these people tough guys. I think it's hilarious and I would refer to them as "merry pranksters."

Boy I can think of a lot of other things more chickenshit than mucking up a car. Especially a car owned by a millionaire who slams a stripper's head on the stage because he didn't give her permission to pick up the money he threw at her. This don't mess with a man's car line that people have adapted to assert their masculinity is corny as hell.

How so? Do they have like a globe on a desk or something?

The people who paintball'd his car are the assholes? What a crock of shit. I hope it happens everyday.

There were other people in that movie besides Jennifer Love Hewitt? DHARMA FROM TELEVISION'S DHARMA AND GREG~!

There was an episode of something. It was either that NBC Horror Anthology from a couple of years ago or an episode Masters of Horror, and I realized that they kept filming him so that the frame cut off the top of his head. And if they weren't doing that he managed to have a hat on the rest of the time. Then it came off and realized what was going on. He doesn't look as horrible these days,(he was recently on Once Upon a Time) and it looked like he'd found his self-confidence again. But seeing the kid from Can't Hardly Wait losing his hair made me feel very old. I can't imagine how it would make Grandpa Rippa feel.

I totally agree. In the "What Are You watching?" thread someone posted UltimoDragon/Malenko and Liger/MysterioJr from Starrcade, and it reminded me of what I thought was the best aspect of WCW. It felt like it was apart of the WORLD and that their wrestlers represented the company elsewhere. When Tenay or Schiavonne announces that Liger and Ultimo will be fighting for the cruiser title at the Tokyo Dome show, the biggest show in Japan, it made the belt feel super important. Furthermore it created this communal feeling, that you, the wrestling fan, was also connected to wrestling fans thousands of miles away. It made the wrestling in the ring have a certain weight to it, like these guys were competing for world recognition. And ECW had that going a little with the FMW crossovers, but not at the same level. But it made the company feel like a bigger deal. WWE just feels so insular and doesn't feel as big of a deal kayfabe wise despite being the biggest wrestling company ever. There's WWE and then there's everything else. And I kind of like the feeling of being apart of everything else more. I wish WWE would join in.

Oh wow, I didn't realize Ethan Embry's hair line was receding even back then.

The part of the company that wants to embrace wrestling history are the three guys in the Titan Tower basement who lurk on the Observer Board, that they tell to make content for the stupid website and social medias.

I'd literally kill for Triple H to just fly in Takeshi Morishima to soften Daniel Bryan up before a PPV. Like I have a list of people that if killing would get me something I would kill them.

According to this: http://keepingthespiritalive.tumblr.com/post/60940321421/wrestle-1-zero1-update-w-1-and-zero1-have Kohei Sato had a "traumatic retinal detachment" during his match and has to get surgery.

A TV show about a bunch of "Final Girls" coming together to form some kind of team lead by "The Greatest Final Girl Of All Time"? It's like Hack/Slash Avengers. Brilliant.

THE LIST SO FAR (330 - 286) 330. SOAPDISH (Hoffman, 1991) - 100 Points - 2 Votes (Highest: #16 Hillary) 329. TWIN PEAKS: FIRE WALK WITH ME (Lynch, 1992) - 100 Points - 1 Vote (Highest Vote: #1 UberRudo) 328. HE GOT GAME (Lee, 1998) - 101 Points - 2 Votes (Highest: #46 JR Goldman) 327. SLEEPERS (Levinsons, 1996) - 101 Points - 2 Votes (Highest Vote: #18 Newb82) 326. THE INDIAN RUNNER (Penn, 1991) - 102 Points - 2 Votes (Highest Vote: #40 Televiper) 325. EUROPA (Von Trier, 1991) - 102 Points - 2 Votes (Highest: #26 Control) 324. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE'S ROMEO + JULIET (Luhrman, 1996) - 103 Points - 3 Votes (Highest Vote: #14 Hillary)323. CRONOS (Del Toro, 1993) - 103 Points - 2 Votes (Highest: #47 Natural) 322. LAST ACTION HERO (McTiernan, 1993) - 103 Points - 2 Votes (Highest Vote: #35 Rippa) 321. 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU (Junger, 1999) - 104 Points - 2 Votes (Highest Vote: #18 Natural) 320. HOWARDS END (Ivory, 1992) - 105 Points - 2 Votes (Highest Vote: #44 Televiper) 319. KING OF NEW YORK (Ferrara, 1990) - 107 Points - 2 Votes (Highest Vote: #30 EricR) 318. A RIVER RUNS THROUGH IT (Redford, 1992) - 108 Points - 2 Votes (Highest Vote: #17 Tim Evans) 317. A SIMPLE PLAN (Raimi, 1998) - 109 Points - 3 Votes (Highest Vote: #21 Kyle Casey) 316. GEORGIA (Ulu, 1995) - 109 Points - 2 Votes (Highest Vote: #30 Kawada) 315. TITUS (Taymor, 1999) - 110 Points - 3 Votes (Highest Vote: #52 Televiper) 314. MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING (Branagh, 1993) - 112 Points - 3 Votes (Highest Vote: #43 UberRudo) 313. TO LIVE (HUO ZHE) (Zhang, 1994) - 113 Points - 2 Votes (Highest Vote: #44 ohtani's jacket) 312. THE LAST SEDUCTION (Dahl, 1994) - 113 Points - 2 Votes (Highest Vote: #33 Televiper) 311. NEWSIES (Ortega, 1992) - 113 Points - 2 Votes (Highest Vote: #31 Hillary) 310. SHALLOW GRAVE (Boyle, 1994) - 113 Points - 2 Votes (Highest Vote: #5 JR Goldman) 309. IRON MONKEY (Yuen, 1993 - 114 Points - 2 Votes (Highest Vote: #27 jaedmc) 308. THE NAKED GUN 2 1/2: THE SMELL OF FEAR (Zucker, 1991) - 116 Points - 3 Votes (Highest Vote: #52 Caley) 307. THE MUMMY (Sommers, 1999) - 116 Points - 3 Votes (Highest Vote: #48 Natural) 306. WAYNE'S WORLD 2 (Surjik, 1993) - 116 Points - 2 Votes (Highest Vote: #21 EricR) 305. THE CELEBRATION (FESTEN) (Vinterberg, 1998) - 116 Points - 2 Votes (Highest Vote: #13 Yo-Yo's Roomie) 304. JACOB'S LADDER (Lynne, 1990) - 117 Points - 2 Votes (Highest Vote: #23 New Blood) 303. ROSETTA (The Dardennes,1999) - 117 Points - 2 Votes (Highest Vote: #15 Yo-Yo's Roomie) 302. LIVING IN OBLIVION (DiCillo, 1995) - 117 Points - 2 Votes (Highest Vote: #3 Jingus) 301. KIDS (Clark, 1995) - 118 Points - 4 Votes (Highest Vote: #51 jaedmc) 300. NOISES OFF (Bogdanovich, 1992) - 118 Points - 2 Votes (Highest Vote: #35 Hillary) 299. EVENT HORIZON (Anderson, 1997) - 118 Points - 2 Votes (Highest Vote: #18 UberRudo) 298. REVERSAL OF FORTUNE (Schroeder, 1990) - 119 Points - 3 Votes (Highest Vote: #32 Randy) 297. TOKYO FIST (Tsukamoto, 1995) - 120 Points - 2 Votes (Highest Vote: #8 Jingus) 296. ANY GIVEN SUNDAY (Stone, 1999) - 122 Points - 2 Votes (Highest: #29 CSC) 295. PHILADELPHIA (Demme, 1993) - 122 Points - 2 Votes (Highest: #18 Randy) 294. FRIDAY (Gray, 1995) - 122 Points - 2 Votes (Highest: #3 Tim Evans) 293. ONCE WERE WARRIORS (Tamahori, 1994) - 123 Points - 3 Votes (Highest: #37 Kawada) 292. TWISTER (de Bont, 1996) - 123 Points - 2 Votes (Highest: #33 Rippa) 291. THE CRUCIBLE (Hytner, 1996) - 126 Points - 2 Votes (Highest: #34 Kyle Casey) 290. THELMA & LOUISE (Scott, 1991) - 128 Points - 3 Votes (Highest Vote: #47 JT) 289. CARLITO'S WAY (de Palma, 1993) - 128 Points - 3 Votes (Highest Vote: #22 Sagefrancis) 288. RONIN (Frankenheimer, 1998) - 128 Points - 3 Votes (Highest Vote: #13 Sagefrancis) 287. THE AGE OF INNOCENCE (Scorsese, 1993) - 128 Points - 2 Votes (Highest Vote: #10 Televiper) 286. ORGAZMO (Parker, 1997) - 129 Points - 3 Votes (Highest Vote: #14 UberRudo) LEADER BOARD FOR HIGHEST VOTES: Televiper - 5 Hillary - 4 UberRudo - 4 Natural - 3 JR Goldman - 2 Jingus - 2 jaedmc - 2 Randy - 2 Rippa - 2 EricR - 2 Tim Evans - 2 Kyle Casey - 2 Kawada - 2 Sagefrancis - 2 Yo-Yo's Roomie - 2 New Blood - 1 ohtani's jacket - 1 Caley - 1 Control - 1 Newb82 - 1 CSC - 1 JT - 1

YES. The first one is one of my favorite movies. OF ALL TIME. Fight scenes are awesome and Chiba does a great job conveying a dirty fighter with his physicality. I've watched that movie a million times. My little sister, who was four around the time loved them too and would mimic his breathing technique where he pulls his fingers down in front of his face before charging me. In retrospect it's probably weird that I let a four year old watch that movie. But...you know...whatever. Anyway, watch that shit. And if you fall in love with Sonny Chiba get SAMURAI RESURRECTION too!

So is Dalton like the new Ryan Fitzpatrick?

There was one dude that I really couldn't tell who he was. Apparently it was Justin Gabriel. I totally missed him bloating up and growing his hair out.

I don't think I can handle any more comparisons to to other shit in popular culture. OMGZ Daniel Bryan is like Taylor Swift and Roman Reigns is like "I'mma let you finish but KOFI KINGSTON IS GETTING A SPEAR"

My son can tie his shoes now. Eat a dick velcro. My kid has life skills.

..Well it's Dracula 3D. I have no idea what it looks like. I probably won't see it. I'll just wait outside the door and ask him what hotel Asia is staying at.

Ben Roethlisberger looks pretty good after a couple of drinks that he's served you.

Also, I'm incredibly happy the Uso's were the first ones out the gate for the run in. BUT WHERE THE FUCK IS YOSHI TATSU? Tweeting pictures of himself that's where. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER MANE.