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Oh wow, I didn't know you loved Fujinami like I do. Dylan, you're strangely attractive now.

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Well there is the strategy aspect, like knowing Megatron wasn't going to play would have been helpful last week. But sometimes you just don't have time but you don't want to forget the Thursday night game. That game'll sneak up on you during a work week.

Asphalt Jungle(Huston, 1950) So much good stuff. First half is heist, second half is the inevitable fuck up that comes with being a noir. Sterling Hayden plays the heavy which is a cool switch from his role in Kubrick's The Killing(WATCH THAT TOO), and the rest of the cast is pretty rad, forming a really memorable collection of characters that run the gamut of noir cliches. This of course includes an early appearance by Marilyn Monroe, playing the rich guy's mistress. What's really brilliant about this movie is the collision between sentimentality and the inky black fatalism of film noir. So many characters have this nostalgia that lead them a stray. Great movie, go watch it.

I just remembered a documentary that I didn't vote for that I should have. I feel like I bumble fucked my way through this poll. Or maybe it should just be referred to as JT'ing.

FUCK I told them my name was Rusty Shackleford, but I think I give them my actual address. *closes blinds* It's been real, y'all.

Hey, it wasn't a bag, it was one of those hard plastic bin thingies. I GOTTA BOOBOO. Also because I tweeted about this Earthbound Farm wants to talk with me to "make things right". So this may be the last time you guys ever hear from me. If I suddenly disappear, follow the greens.

This is interesting. There's a documentary called White Light/Black Rain about the destruction of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and part of it covers how victims of the atomic bomb are treated - and it's not so good. I can't tell if it's just the reminder of war, or if it's some kind of spiritual/psychological deal where people afflicted with a tragedy are shunned by society.

Was opening a plastic container of Earthbound Spinach. Piece of plastic flew into my eye. Thought I just scratched but every once in a while it felt like I was getting acratched in a different spot. The piece was floating around in my eye. So fuck you to plastic stuff in my eye.

I should probably clarify that I was only comparing the two "origin stories" - Bride of Frankenstein is still the greatest story to feature the characters EVAR.

DAY 6 of 31 HOUSE OF WHIPCORD It's the 70's It's Britain. The chick from Are You Being Served? is working with a comically bad French accent. And there's a woman trying to usurp a blind man's power named MARGRET. House of Whipcord, about a woman who gets tricked into captivity by a family of psychos who want to mete out punishment on the moral bankrupt because society is afraid to, isn't a very good movie. A lot of it is really dumb, much like our pitifully stupid protagonist. In one scene, her strange psychotic boyfriend starts driving incredibly fast on a winding road. She voices her concern, and pleads for him to slow down - he speeds up. Then he passes the turn where they were to get off. She voices her concern again. He tells her "Just lie back and go to sleep." She goes to sleep. And yet, the deranged prison guards who hold her captive are worried that this imbecile will upset the equilibrium of this phony penitentiary with her crazy revolutionary ideas like "Let me go!" or "Okay, I'll take off my clothes like you asked." It's a horribly bad movie that is absolutely fun to watch for all the dumbness. The opening shots of the girl crawling through the rain are nice and moody, and there's some cool lighting choices in the prison, but outside of that there aren't many scares. It's on Netflix if you have friends and want to watch something stupid. DAY 7 of 31: THE CURSE OF FRANKENSTEIN. My second Hammer Horror of the season and Wowie Zowie was this good stuff. Better than Dracula, in both mood and character. Actually I'd go as far as to say this is a better film from start to finish than the Universal Frankenstein - Frankenstein wins in the category of cinematography and Karloff's Frankenstein is still #1, but as a total film I think this is superior. Most of it is because of the insanely brilliant performance of PETER CUSHING. His Victor Frankenstein is an insolent, despicable child and Cushing reflects it in every line and gesture. You also get Hazel Court bringing the sexy - you may remember her from some of the Corman Poe Cycle (The Raven, Premature Burial, MASQUE OF THE RED DEATH~!) This is a must watch if you haven't already. Just a great mix of gothic mood, a little gore, restrained 50's sexy, and Peter Cushing going all-in on crazy. Probably my favorite movie I've seen this month.

FOR POSTERITY!

I fucking knew I should have stuck to my gut. The stupid Falcons are the Houston Texans of tue NFC. Can't trust them to win or lose.

While I'm pleased that it made it to 176, ahead of some pretty stiff competition, I think White Men Can't Jump could do better. WHAT IS THIS A MASON'S CONVENTION?

Fixed the burnt out ignitor on my Gas stove like a TIM THE TOOL MAN TAYLOR MAN. Continued my dominance over the grocery store claw machine and got what can only be described as a fossilized skeleton pillow.

Taunting people he perceives as gay by talking about what he's going to do with penis? I don't understand how homophobia works at all.

But he's thrown more yards in a single game than any other Green Bay Packer in history. Surely there must be more teams to throw large sums of money at him.

Didn't Schaub used to post good numbers? What happened to him?

YES! WITTEN TD. FOOT ON THE GAS PEYTON KILL KILL KILL

Tony Romo keeping it close which means Peyton Manning will have 8 touchdowns today.

Moar Witten yards and Peyton TDs PLZ.

That's perfect that the director doesn't see it. Thanks for that.

Don't you tease me with this. Son of a bitch, a knee injury. That means he's back to 439 pounds now, doesn't it?

Has anyone involved with the movie admitted that Nightmare on Elm St. 2 is about repressed homosexuality? Because if not, that's my Room 237.

Don't you tease me with this.