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1) Because Queendom is a word not usually found in normal etymology when referring to a monarchy. 2) Dalton Castle is already running a male curious gimmick. A tag-team made up off two guys being called The Queendom is so not cool. For the nitpickers, I suppose they should've called themselves The Empire since it is gender neutral and referred to Maria as The Empress.

Your JT IS FINALLY PLAYING SLEEPING DOGS~! report. - Flew through three or four Triad missions in a row to boost my Triad XP. RIP Winston Chu (a shootout at a church isn't exactly the most original HK action movie or video game trope, but I was pretty broken up by Winston and Peggy's murder), Johnny The Ratface, and Dogeyes (DUMPLINGS, MOTHER FUCKERS~!). Remind me not to piss off the mothers of any of my Chinese friends, especially if they own a restaurant. - Side shit is tedious but at least you are well rewarded for your time. Between hijacking security vans, stealing cars for Tran, and completing Roland Ho's debt collection missions, I have over four million dollars HK. I still have five or six vans to hijack to get a Gold medal. - Reached Face level 8 and have a shit ton of money. Now time to buy some super fast vehicles and finish these damned races. - Losing track of what melee / firearms I have used to kill people. I have brained innocent citizens with handbags, purses, and umbrellas, but I think I still need to clock someone with a Cooking Wok. I cannot remember if I have smashed someone with a crowbar so I will replay one or two of my remaning drug busts until some poor schmock tries to use one against me.

Hale did the voice for Commander Sarah Palmer in Halo 4. I guess I am the only guy who played that game and recognized her. I think that most of that fireteam is the same squad from the digital TV series, Halo: Nightfall. I know that Locke (Mike Colter aka the new Luke Cage in Neflix's Hero For Hire) has a center role in H:N. I am assuming that Nathan Fillion is reprising his role as Edward Buck and if so, when in the hell was he augmented? I thought that Buck and squad members in Halo 3: ODST were humans, not SPARTANs

The Makhan Singh / Cactus Jack tag-team in GCW should've been pushed to the moon.

Fucking Patriots and our Steelers secondary that may as well put a welcome mat in front of the end zone. It is Week One and I already hate football. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MISS YOUR ASSIGNMENT WHEN IT IS FUCKING GRONK~!?

You guys will be bummed. The Visit was actually kinda awesome. The Perfect Guy was perfectly lazy. I was very disappointed.

This is the reason why I am slugging through Sleeping Dogs right now. I will pick up my copy of TTK for 360 on Thursday. If no one is online to help me slug past Urrox this afternoon, I will head back to Hong Kong to fight more crime.

Rumor is that Simone Missick will be Misty Knight. Good call. Have they cast Colleen Wong yet?

Boyce LeGrande is the most random WOTD you have ever pulled out of your ass. Is APW even a thing anymore?

I can help you smash through those and I think I can track down a third to help us. I will look you up if you are online on Monday.

It was something to do while on patrol or on Glimmer runs and I am under the impression that there will be better things to use my Legendary Marks on than resources which are readily available planetside.

Okay, so now Eva sells all of the Speaker's emblems and the Speaker now sells Ghost shells that detect resource material locations when you are on a planet. Is this the official return of mat farming since VMs and CMs are going away and no one will use LMs for fucking Relic Iron or Spinmetal? Because that works for me. I kinda missed mat farming while I was on patrol.

I highly recommend Brown Sugar Saturday Nights on Bounce for the censored Blaxploitation classics. Bounce is the only network where I have regularly caught Cotton Comes To Harlem and Black Belt Jones and they have shown Ruby, the Blacula movies, The Incredible Two-Headed Transplant bka The Thing With Two Heads (with Rosey Greer), and JD's Revenge as a marathon every Halloween. I tend to see Blaxploitation movies on El Rey every now and then and at least you can count on Rodriguez to show them uncensored after 9PM.

If you are a Biotic on your second playthrough and have Miranda and Jacob with you, the attack on Horizon is almost trivial. Warp Ammo, Jacob's Inferno Ammo, and Biotic Combos make short work of nearly everything, even Scions.

No you are not, dude. El Rey Network and Bounce are favorites on my cable boxes. The Harder They Come is on light rotation on both networks and I have that shit on VHS somewhere in my attic along with The Mack, JD's Revenge (ALICE JUBERT I LOVE YOU~!), Cotton Comes To Harlem, and both Super Fly movies. If Love & Basketball is the Casablanca of African Americans, then The Harder They Come is the Citizen Kane of the entire Caribbean.

One more update. I am on pins and needles!

I love the renaissance of slow burn horror movies..

If you've already done the HoW story missions and are on the same time as me, I can try to drag you through 32 Prison of Elders and the Armor Core should get you the gauntlets that Variks is selling this week.. They are Fallen bane so you will need them if you ever plan on fighting Skolas..

Who the fuck does that? Your Krogan characters are right there. Have fun with that shit, guys. I've got Triad asses to bust in Hong Kong.

Your JT IS FINALLY PLAYING SLEEPING DOGS~! report. - Storyline has moved to Central. New apartment means new clothes to shop for and new furniture to buy. I have a Thug outfit for the MACs (10% Increase in Damage), a Triad 10% XP outfit, and the Lady Killer stuff (pushed along with the story and got more Face ranks via racing). Now I need to get together a Police 10% XP outfit and that set of clothes that gives me the 10% discount on car purchases. - New apartment also means new drug busts and cameras to hack! Yay, Face XP! - I am getting better at karaoke. I have above 94% for the songs at Club Bam Bam. Damn you, Pat Benetar. We are both connected by the beautiful 804. Why does your fucking song test my twitch reflex like no other? I am guessing the remaining four songs will unlock once K-Bar becomes part of the storyline. - Went out with Amanda. Unlocked Health Shrine Locations. Health is once again at 200% just in time for... - Yeah, I am never going to kill a man with a purse or a shopping bag. Was lucky to get my umbrella kill when I did. - Martial Arts Club: Central is a wrap. The end got really tense but my Face meter kicked in just in time to give me enough toughness to outlast the last grappler and it helps when you remember that you can do that flippy float over move that allows you to get in position to bash them in the base of their spine.. Lesson Learned. Eat Food. Wear A Full Set Of Thug Gear. Get A Massage. Stomp Guys In The Throat. Not looking forward to the other two but I am an achievement whore so there you have it. - Went out with Tiffany and unlocked Jade Statue locations. Got dumped again for sleeping with Not Ping but hey, easy Face XP. - Speaking of Jade Statues, I am not sure what I like more about returning them: getting new movez (LEG BREAKER FTW~!) or getting more backstory on Wei via his conversations with the sifu. - Went out with Not Ping and unlocked all security cam locations. Keep forgetting that there are a couple extra cameras not tied to drug busts in every district of the city. I had to go back and hack the cams covering the Golden Koi, Club Bam Bam, and the Night Market to complete my surveillance coverage of North Point. Now moving on to Central. - Games like these are sometimes not enjoyable for those of us with really bad OCD. It is easier to beat the Uncle Po mission by shooting out the tires of the escort cars, but in the back of my head I know I have not killed anyone with the Sub MG yet, so here I go trying to score headshots on drivers while going a million miles an hour and trying to avoid hurting innocents or causing property damage. Fuck my life. - I am beginning to hate Calvin, but the guy does keep his ear to the ground for me. - I am dumb. The fucking security vans are there because I am supposed to fucking Action Dismount hijack them, not waltz up to the driver side and get pistol whipped. Now I am back on track and leaping from the safety of a perfectly working motor vehicle to the back of a fast moving armored car in order to commandeer and rob them in proper John Woo fashion. I have jacked two or three so far. Not the easiest money to earn, but the hijacking goes towards a medal and I need medal progression for achievements. - I like the Face missions with this sore loser racer asshole. It is an excuse to beat people down with a tire iron. - Speaking of tire Irons. My new thing for drug busts is to go in armed with a tire iron since I can get one from the back of my car. I beat the shit out of the weapon wielding guy first so I can get melee weapon kills with an enemy item before thwacking guys with my remaining melee weapon. - I made a cool million HK dollarz on the illegal rooster fighting. I am the undisputed King of Gamblers on my Xbox Friends List. - Thank God for the male masseuses. Going to one of the back alley hookers for a Happy Ending to boost Face XP can be awkward when your mom is in the kitchen making dinner. - Got the Foodie achievement. How in the hell did I miss the guy selling Waffle Eggs? It is near one of the Parking Garages in North Point that I use rather frequently. - Got the Gold Medal for Ninja. I love the break a guy's leg -> move behind him -> elbow to the back of the head thing, but I had no idea that scoring killing strikes from behind was a medal dealie. - I still have a couple more races to win. I'll do 'em when I have the Face to buy the super cars and premium motorcycles. - I think I am halfway through Tran's car theft list. God bless free illegal money. I am swimming in cash thanks to carjacking and gambling. - Met Rodney Ho in the Uncle Po mission and now have his collections missions to do. New illegal income streams are awesome. - There are some subtle differences in the dating cutscenes when you are wearing the Lady Killer outfit, but nothing that warrants busting your ass to get to Face Rank 4 so that you can wear those clothes on every date. The real benefit is the price reduction you get on food and blow jo.... er.... massages from the female vendors.

I am on a brief hiatus catching up on Sleeping Dogs. My fiancé's daughter's baby shower is this weekend so Urrox may have to wait a while, provided that I can find someone interested in hitting the PoE with me. I will try to get on Monday night and hopefully some brave souls will help me with the old content.

If you listen really closely, you can hear Katee Sackhoff's fist repeatedly ricochet off her agent's skull. If Katee Sackhoff plays Jimmy to Rousey's Dalton and mentions the prison sex line during their finale fight, there's going to be a lot of pants free dudes in the theater.

I used to work at TACOM in Warren, Michigan and my boss would always go, "TIGERS ARE PLAYIN'~! TONIGHT~! AND I NEVER MISS A GAME~!" before heading out of the door to watch Justin Verlander start a game. No work got done during baseball season. None.

Hey, there is a movie with black people in it coming out this weekend where one of them is a fucking psycho! The ironic thing being that the crazy person is not being played by Sanaa Lathan! I am actually looking forward to going to see The Perfect Guy this weekend.

I think I am in love.