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I think Elias is the kind of guy who has a five o'clock shadow by 11:30 am.

I mean ... that sounds pretty horrible to me. If WWE wants to be Kaiju Big Battel, they should commit to it. Would probably be more enjoyable.

TK said about 30% year over year.

For THREE weeks!

In kayfabe, Regal says Yuta is not yet good enough to join him. So let's hope sub-Yuta people don't end up in his group, lest we be forced to call out hypocrisy.

Man, if coke was required to wrestle in the '80s, I'm starting to think '80s toys are required to wrestle in the '20s.

People like ... Tony Khan? With Punk making the "belt" motion two shows in a row, we're clearly meant to be thinking about it. I don't know why we're surprised that Sammy Guevarra is acting like massively over babyface Jericho in the early 2000s.

Nyla was Britt's first challenger too, wasn't she? I guess this is her gig.

Wedding. Miz was doing it a bunch a few years ago.

Another reason why it's good to have a lot of people. No need to push someone before they're ready, and then it feels earned.

I'm guessing that's due to advice from her dad, a gentleman.

Adrenaline, in my soul, I couldn't care less about Cody Rhodes.

Not according to several post-WWE interviews.

Definitely the best Butcher match ever.

Best match for both Velvet and Hirsch? Didn't go for the overly cooperative stuff and really looked like they wanted a piece of each other.

How long will Cody's WrestleMania cape be?

Actually, since Tony bought ROH, the canon first AEW champion is Low Ki.

Also safer than a foot injury.

And Paul Turner was never seen again.

They should should keep Garcia stoic, but put him in the most extravagant outfit they can find. Really Rosebud him up.

I once read a Dean Malenko interview in which he said he didn't understand "sports entertainer," because the word "entertainer" made him picture someone with a cane in a top hat. JAS should do that.

Well, I'll ask it. What the fuck was up with the main? Bizarre finishing sequence with Britt immediately popping up from the power bomb, hitting one chair shot, and then eating the fire thunder driver. Maybe they didn't realize the top of the hour was coming that fast? Communication seemed to be a problem through the whole thing.

Much as ladder matches have taken years off his career, I feel like his last few promos have taken months off my life.