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Your AFC Playoff Clinching scenarios for this week Clinched - Buffalo Bills (playoff berth), Kansas City Chiefs (AFC West) Buffalo Bills Clinch AFC East with Buffalo win/tie at Chicago, OR Miami loss/tie vs Green Bay Cincinnati Bengals Clinch playoff berth with Cincinnati win/tie at New England, OR New York Jets loss/tie vs Jacksonville Baltimore Ravens Clinch playoff berth with Baltimore win vs Atlanta AND Miami loss/tie vs Green Bay AND New England loss/tie vs Cincinnati, OR Baltimore win vs Atlanta AND Miami loss/tie vs Green Bay AND New York Jets loss/tie vs Jacksonville, OR Baltimore win vs Atlanta AND New England loss/tie vs Cincinnati AND New York Jets loss/tie vs Jacksonville, OR New England loss vs Cincinnati AND New York Jets loss vs Jacksonville AND Cleveland loss/tie vs New Orleans AND Las Vegas loss/tie at Pittsburgh AND Tennessee loss/tie vs Houston AND Los Angeles Chargers win at Indianapolis There are also, like, six combinations that start with a Baltimore tie, but to hell with all that. Los Angeles Chargers Clinch playoff berth with Los Angeles Chargers win at Indianapolis AND Las Vegas loss/tie at Pittsburgh AND New England loss vs Cincinnati AND New York Jets loss vs Jacksonville, OR Los Angeles Chargers win at Indianapolis AND Las Vegas loss/tie at Pittsburgh AND New England loss vs Cincinnati AND New York Jets tie vs Jacksonville AND Miami loss vs Green Bay, OR Los Angeles Chargers win at Indianapolis AND Las Vegas loss/tie at Pittsburgh AND New England tie vs Cincinnati AND New York Jets loss vs Jacksonville AND Miami loss vs Green Bay

I've seen a lot of dumb plays on a football field. But that play at the end of Patriots/Raiders might be the single dumbest thing I've ever seen.

Apple has reportedly dropped out of the bidding for the NFL Sunday Ticket package, which will only be with DirecTV for 23 more days. Apple, apparently, wanted to offer Sunday Ticket to subscribers free of charge and the NFL said "LOL no." The two finalists are reportedly Amazon (Amazon Prime) and Google (YouTube TV).

Never mind, NDSU has finally gotten to the stadium and it's 17-16 Bison with less than a minute left in the first half.

Don't know if anyone else is tracking the FCS playoffs, but NDSU is down 16-0 to Incarnate Word seven minutes into the game. In Fargo.

No, but I'm doing the whole "let me clear all the sidequests off of my list before I go back to the main story" thing that I seem to do in every game like this. I've got 2 or 3 left but I may just give this one a miss entirely for now.

Hey, Dewar, it looks like you left the Denver/Arizona game off of the list. It's a forgettable game but they're still gonna play it. (-:

San Francisco Minnesota Baltimore Buffalo New York Jets Atlanta Philadelphia Dallas Carolina Kansas City Las Vegas Los Angeles Chargers Cincinnati Arizona Washington Los Angeles Rams Tiebreaker 1 - 227 Tiebreaker 2 - 122 Tiebreaker 3 - 51

Yes, and it would be if I were smarter.

"Europe has better candy than we do, overall. They've got gummy everything." https://twitter.com/Super70sSports/status/1602161993397538823 RIP, Coach. College football is definitely worse without him.

So I'm pushing my way through Wonderlands and I've gotten to Level 26 with my Brrr-zerker/Stabbomancer combo. Most of the quests haven't been that difficult. . .except one. Kastor the Normal-Sized Skeleton This asshole is the absolute bane of my existence right now. I go in, do a solid job against him and still wind up getting killed, and then when I go back to take another shot at him there are no little mushroom people to do the "Save Your Soul" thing with so there's no point in even going in there again. I love the game so far but I don't know if I'm ever going to beat this damn mission.

Your AFC Playoff clinching scenarios for this week Kansas City Chiefs Clinch AFC West with Win at Houston, OR Tie vs Houston AND Los Angeles Chargers tie vs Tennessee, OR Los Angeles Chargers loss vs Tennessee Clinch playoff berth with Tie vs Houston AND New York Jets loss vs Detroit AND New England loss at Las Vegas, OR Tie vs Houston AND New York Jets loss vs Detroit AND New England tie at Las Vegas AND Miami loss at Buffalo, OR Tie vs Houston AND New York Jets tie vs Detroit AND New England loss at Las Vegas AND Miami loss at Buffalo Buffalo Bills Clinch playoff berth with Win vs Miami, OR Tie vs Miami and Los Angles Chargers loss to Tennessee, OR Tie vs Miami AND New England loss at Las Vegas AND New York Jets loss vs Detroit, OR Tie vs Miami AND Los Angeles Chargers tie with Tennessee AND New England tie at Last Vegas AND New York Jets loss vs Detroit New York Jets Eliminated from AFC East title contention with Loss vs Detroit AND Buffalo tie vs Miami, OR Buffalo win vs Miami

Your NFC Playoff clinching scenarios for this week Minnesota Vikings Clinch NFC North with Win/tie vs Indianapolis OR Detroit loss/tie at New York Jets San Francisco 49ers Clinch NFC West with Win/tie at Seattle Dallas Cowboys Clinch playoff spot with Win at Jacksonville OR Tie at Jacksonville AND New York Giants loss at Washington OR Washington loss vs New York Giants OR Seattle loss/tie vs San Francisco, OR Seattle loss vs San Francisco AND Washington loss vs New York Giants, OR Seattle loss vs San Francisco AND Detroit loss/tie vs New York Jets

With the way the Vikings' defense tackles I don't think it would have made much difference.

In the span of a month, Josh McDaniels has lost games to a team whose coach was an ESPN analyst six days before the game and a team whose quarterback was with a different team two days before the game. And somehow managed to win three straight in between those two games.

I should try watching football sometime.

There's some serious Josh Freeman potential brewing right here, kids. Only Freeman was with the Vikings for ten days, which is five times longer than Mayfield has been with the Rams.

Las Vegas Buffalo Baltimore Minnesota Tennessee Philadelphia Cincinnati Dallas Kansas City San Francisco Seattle Miami New England Tiebreaker 1 - 344 Tiebreaker 2 - 9 (assuming it's receptions and not receiving yardage) Tiebreaker 3 - 6

Playoff clinching scenarios this weekend: Philadelphia Eagles clinch playoff spot with Win or tie at New York Giants, OR Losses by San Francisco AND Seattle Minnesota Vikings clinch NFC North division with Win at Detroit Kansas City Chiefs clinch AFC West division with Win at Denver AND Los Angeles Chargers loss vs Miami

https://www.cbssports.com/boxing/news/mills-lane-dies-at-85-legendary-referee-famous-for-officiating-mike-tyson-vs-evander-holyfield-2/ Passed away today at the age of 85.

Another rumor is that Sanders wants Mike Zimmer to be his defensive coordinator. They go back to their days in Dallas when Zimmer was the DC and Sanders was still a player. Sanders hired him as an analyst after the Vikings fired him last year. Zimmer doesn't strike me as the "college coach" type, but I wouldn't mind seeing him take this job, to be honest.

TMZ is reporting that legendary tennis coach Nick Bolletteri, who worked with the Williams Sisters (among many others), has passed away at the age of 91. https://www.tmz.com/2022/12/05/legendary-tennis-coach-nick-bollettieri-dead-91/?adid=social-tws

According to a message from her children that was posted on her Twitter account, Kirstie Alley has lost her battle with cancer at the age of 71.

Your NFL Network tripleheader for Week 15, which will happen on Saturday, 17 December. 1:00 PM Eastern - Indianapolis at Minnesota 4:30 PM Eastern - Baltimore at Cleveland 8:00 PM Eastern - Miami at Buffalo