Nice Guy Eddie

a pair of Nikki's panties after running a few miles on a July day or a fresh pair straight out of the dryer?

sounds like I missed absolutely nothing having to work tonight. I got home just in time for Seinfeld.

YES!! We're half way there WWE. Give us Akeem and make it complete.

That's a WAR six man right there.

We know Doc, Darryl, and Keith Hernandez will be hanging out at the Coke Corner. The Expos should have moved to Memphis for this alone.

Too much time in the desert eating peyote; not enough time in the gym

Not for long once Bull Dempsey gets there.

Bray is injured too, isn't he?

That won't be awkward. Nope, not at all. Mark Henry better be positioned on the side of the stage, cracking his knuckles when it seems like Michael Hayes is veering into racist territory.

You could do a lot worse than Marcus Louis and Sylvester LeFort. I mean, it's not as if they brought them in and immediately put the tag titles on them. That would have been very TNA of TNA.

Bray was already injured; and it looks like Harper is out as well now, so it may just be Rowan and Bloody Salmon representing The Family.

Fuck, not Harper too.

I blame that on Ambrose having to work with a walking tree. I can't wait to see Ambrose channeling Gunnar Hansen with that chainsaw.

PN News?

Yup, that's just the person you want suporting you.

I want a dashiki war between Akeem and Abdullah.

Speaking of that hill to die on. Let's go back and reminisce. Seems like so long ago, doesn't it?

The Impact recaps are mostly ass shots, but that's what you get when the company's name is TNA.

I'm amazed that Figgins was in the majors as recently as 2014.

6 or 7 different acts? This company has a hard enough time giving a strong push to one act.

So if Terry Bollea doesn't have a ten inch penis, and Hulk Hogan does, how big would Rip's be- and does this make Vince's original plan for See No Evil to be a sequel to No Holds Barred? I think Terry and Hulk's cancel each other out, so Rip is like Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs.

That would explain their piss poor 2015. Adam Eaton should probably never be allowed to speak about anything ever again.

Like most remakes, Roman/Stroman will be worse than Diesel/Mabel. Keep up the good work, Vince!

Sarah McLachlan needs to save that dog.

Wait... that's a fantastic idea. It'll be like a bizarro Waldorf and Statler. Man, seriously, I'd love to see that. All of my ideas are fantastic.