Nice Guy Eddie

I live about 20 minutes from Sayreville. I should probably go to that PWS show.

Damn it, why did Harper have to be injured and not be able to be in this picture?

if we're lucky

Maybe Paul Bearer passed on his mortuary training to Taker, so he can do that restorative work on himself.

Jason Goes to Hell strayed from the rest of the series as it introduced relatives we never knew Jason had, plus introducing the fact that Jason can transfer from host bodies until he was reborn via another Voorhees. That was New Line doing something different with the franchise after taking it over from Paramount. WWE killed WCW, ate its heart, so what we're seeing now is WCW at its worst type storylines and booking.

Some wax or mortuary putty, opaque cosmetic, then re-create the lines of the eyelid, and Taker would be good to go.

Believe me, I'm not cannibalizing any hearts in the prep room of the funeral home I work at.

WWE right now is like Jason Voorhees in Jason Goes to Hell, where Jason as we know him doesn't appear for most of the movie. WWE is the coroner that was hypnotized by, then ate Jason's still beating heart. WWE ate WCW's heart, so what we're seeing is actually WCW using WWE as its host body.

a pair of Nikki's panties after running a few miles on a July day or a fresh pair straight out of the dryer?

sounds like I missed absolutely nothing having to work tonight. I got home just in time for Seinfeld.

YES!! We're half way there WWE. Give us Akeem and make it complete.

That's a WAR six man right there.

We know Doc, Darryl, and Keith Hernandez will be hanging out at the Coke Corner. The Expos should have moved to Memphis for this alone.

Too much time in the desert eating peyote; not enough time in the gym

Not for long once Bull Dempsey gets there.

Bray is injured too, isn't he?

That won't be awkward. Nope, not at all. Mark Henry better be positioned on the side of the stage, cracking his knuckles when it seems like Michael Hayes is veering into racist territory.

You could do a lot worse than Marcus Louis and Sylvester LeFort. I mean, it's not as if they brought them in and immediately put the tag titles on them. That would have been very TNA of TNA.

Bray was already injured; and it looks like Harper is out as well now, so it may just be Rowan and Bloody Salmon representing The Family.

Fuck, not Harper too.

I blame that on Ambrose having to work with a walking tree. I can't wait to see Ambrose channeling Gunnar Hansen with that chainsaw.

PN News?

Yup, that's just the person you want suporting you.

I want a dashiki war between Akeem and Abdullah.

Speaking of that hill to die on. Let's go back and reminisce. Seems like so long ago, doesn't it?