Nice Guy Eddie

Viperville? Is Randy becoming a snake-man that will be part of the Vaudevillains act? I like Gotch and English as is, but I'd also enjoy it if they had collection of sideshow carnival freaks. Repackage The Ascension as conjoined twins. Braun Strowman could eventually be sent to SD as the bearded lady.

I'd be fine with Rhyno goring the shit out of everybody, except AJ and American Alpha.

Having to choose who I'd rather watch between Orton and Miz is like choosing if I'd rather die of cancer or AIDS.

Of course, Smackdown is going to be shit. Stephanie cannot be seen as not coming out on top.

Something tells me the guy on the right's underboobs smell like rotten cheese and beef jerky.

Smackdown's youth movement continues.

Do they come off as Klan-ish or Klan-ski?

Bra-fucking-vo! I salute you. I hope The New Moondogs will be Ellsworth and Heath Slater.

Val Venis is going to win the Universal title by penetrating Uranus.

If anyone deserves a shot at the Universal Title, it's Perry Saturn.

When a portly wrestler, say Kevin Owens uses a superkick, it should be called Sweet Double Chin Music.

especially considering he's on the same show as Epico & Primo

James Ellsworth needs to be signed and paired with Heath Slater.

The Universal Title is a fucking awful name. The belt has to be a monstrosity to match.

I wonder how long Roman's punishment lasts. I can see a program with Bongo Somersault included in his punishment.

Relax with Trudi

Somewhere Dave Coulier is reading the Chris Sale jersey story; doing his stupid Cut It Out hand gesture.

Is Vince even up to "Wang Chung" in his pop culture references? Perhaps someday, we'll get variations of the Frankie says Relax shirt. WWE has had multiple opportunities to give somebody a "Turning Japanese" character after someone leaves and spends a number of years in Japan. Albert's Lord Tensai character was awful anyway, so they might as well have attached "Turning Japanese" to it.

The Hasbro figures were the best ones. I've hated all WWE figures since.

I can. Aries tattoo is pretty noticeable as well.

That pic is circa 2006. You've got Alex Shelley w/ video camera, Austin Aries, and Roderick Strong. They were basically re-hashing Generation Next in TNA.

I never thought we'd see a commissioner worse than Bud Selig.

It's the sequel to "The Wrestler".

This company really likes to do the bare minimum.

This is all speculation on my part, but Claudio comes off as the type that is more about the art of wrestling, as opposed to it simply being a job. Yes, we all need money to survive, however I think he much rather be working a 30 minute match the crowd goes ape for, as opposed to a 5 minute Raw match where he doesn't get to show anything.