Nice Guy Eddie

I dunno. I go with the Seinfeld reference and the "Bad Chicken" sign.

Nonsense, it's only natural a Manson-like cult leader has at least one brainwashed girl that will do anything for him.

WWE should have gone in a completely different direction with Ms. Dead Eyes. Since she's got the vacant look, she would have been perfect as the Wyatt valet. Stick her in daisy dukes, cut off flannel shirt, and a pair of old Doc Martens; and let her be the sex toy that gets fed tons of acid and passed around the family. Eva Marie Wyatt has a nice ring to it.

Easy way to salvage Carmella, put her back with Enzo & Cass.

Don't people just refer to Darius Rucker as Hootie? I do.

Doubtful, that's a closet nobody should come out of.

I really wish The Vaudevillains weren't served up first to AA since I like them a lot as well. That should have been The Ascension getting squashed. I was hoping Bray would beat Dolph. Guess we get Bray/Rowan vs. Ambrose/Dolph next week. So AJ doesn't love wrestling? So, that's why he's wrestled just about everywhere over the past 15 years. Cena's character is Hulk Hogan levels of asshole.

Sign me up for Aries & Roode vs. American Alpha

This year, I go with Simon Gotch. I love the Rollie Fingers 'stache.

The trainer should have asked Big E to point out on a Big E action figure where the bad men hurt him.

The best wrestling mustache will always be Big Bully Busick.

Punk is clearly annoyed with his stoned buddies.

If the the DVDVR facial hair tournament existed, and it absolutely should, Busick's moustache might win.

Hugh G. Rection was a real dick.

I love Bayley rocking the San Jose Sharks hat.

Long term planning. Let's see where it goes.

Matt needs to make that book happen.

...because Sting cared a lot

New world odor and human game of chess were the big ones in the Larry Zybysko drinking game.

Rollins' Phoenix Splash should be in that category of certain death in big matches. He should also bring back God's Last Gift rather than using a shitty pedigree. Now that there's no Authority and no onscreen relationship between Rollins and HHH, it makes no sense to continue using the pedigree.

Nobody is still sure whatever became of Waldo after graduation.

I'm going to call Burgundy "Leaping Lanny" because that was pure genius.

fixed

I've had alcohol poisoning in the past and slept on a stretcher in the ER. I'll pass on that again, thanks.

Heath Slater can be the one man nWo. Time to bring back the oWn.