Overly Critical Man

Wait...TNA has a fanbase in Japan?

Give Kenta some Hakushi body tattoos and then tape his fists and say he's CM Punk's Japanese cousin. Kill two birds with one stone.

Are you that eager to see KENTA become Smackdown's #1 announcer and get squashed by Rusev on main event, while lusting after Aksana or one of the Total Divas?

You know...Bad News Barrett should've been there when Rey came out at #30 to announce Bryan wouldn't be in the Rumble and he should be there on Monday to break the bad news about Punk leaving. At least then, you're putting over a heel that's not Steph or HHH. He can even be the spokesman for the Authority or something. The guy that says stuff like "I have some bad news...Daniel Bryan will not be winning at Elimination Chamber. Enjoy Randy Orton vs Batista at Wrestlemania" to rustle some jimmies. I dunno. Just a thought.

Punk could probably afford Chikara, TNA, and still have enough pocket change left over to buy up ROH.

They've taken the CM Punk "Best in the World" documentary off Netflix and WWE has unfollowed Punk on Twitter. Soon we're going to have retcons where it was Daniel Bryan that dropped the pipebomb promo.

Randy Orton used to do a crossbody block off the top rope as his finisher when he first got called up. That's about the only thing athletic I remember him doing. Obviously he needs to add a missile dropkick to his arsenal.

JTG already beat you to it...

I wonder what CP Munk's doing these days...

Yeah...a "minor" correction.

I like how a crude sex joke turned into a discussion about Goldust's face turn.

Man, didn't Sheamus get kayfabe fined $500,000 for hitting a ref? Brock got off lucky.

Goldust vs Brock, please.

Roman Reigns powering out of the STF was some Hogan escaping the camel clutch shit.

I'm glad I'm not the only person bothered by Bray Wyatt's selling. He was kicking out of Bryan's stuff way too quickly and making it all look ineffective.The curbstomp was a prime example. I think he kicked out at 1 and was already back on offense by the time they were showing replays of how "brutal" the curbstomp was.

Yeah, we're all still mystified by last night's turn of events, but lets focus on the bright side and the one thing that WWE actually got right. That jobber Dolph Ziggler was put in his place once again. At least someone in the back knows what they're doing.

Sid tweeted that this Rumble sucked. When the master and ruler of the world says it, I guess that makes it official.

That Wolves promo made Eddie Edwards look like he was seven feet tall.

I'm gonna get so much gum now. Well played, TNA...well played.

Waitwaitwait... ....what kind of gum?

Undertaker vs Sting is probably the last thing I want to see outside of Hogan wrestling again.

This was an obvious "This angle was a mistake, we're killing Bryan's heat...we have to end it asap" moment. Good job by WWE for actually recognizing that.

This episode somehow got Impact their highest rating in a year. BroMans and DJ Ion interference = RATINGS

hbk.gif HBK also had about nine gazillion times more charisma and presence than Dolph does.

One of the most baffling things to me is why people were ever so rabid for Dolph Ziggler. Dolph has shitty, uncredible offense(dropkick, a botchy fameasser, elbowdrops, ten corner punch done too fast for the crowd to count along with you, Zig Zag) and his most valuable asset is bumping around like a pinball and making OTHER people look good. Yeah, that sure screams main eventer and not JTTS. Honestly, I don't see anything that really separates him from the Kofi's and Miz's of the world.