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If you were a politician, would YOU want your constituents to see you in THAT match?

Vince cares. Vince definitely cares.

My "awful human being" comment was: Well that's ONE way to get Roman off the PR nightmare that is Crown Jewel.

Right? Helluva deal though for$120.

Billy Gunn approved.

Craig-Bond is the reverse Star Trek.

I assume everyone is talking about hair dye and shoes to sidestep the fact that Dean Ambrose had a wrestling match tonight, the highlight of which was his new offense. His loose-ass strikes always looked like shit so seeing angry-face Ambrose start off the match with chain-wrestling was weird enough. Then he busts out these new power moves that looked genuinely good.

There is nothing more fun in freemode right now than parking your murdertruck a couple blocks away from Los Santos Customs and having your drone ready to blow.

Seth Rollins was apparently dressed as Thanos, according to twitter. Which fits cuz Dean was dressed as a gas station attendant who knocked off work early to go see Infinity War.

Cuz both of them cashed it in on the third Shield guy?

I legit couldn't tell if "YOU READY?" was trash talking or she just couldn't call her spots any quieter.

One of his apologies he still felt the need to comment on her physical appearance but ok.

There's a fair point to be made about the fact that WWE is not a disinterested party in this discussion and it's certainly been one that has contributed to the double standard at play. I'm not a fan of using it to diminish the point these women are making. Yes they feel more free to push back on Dave Meltzer than they do on their employer. So what?

Wild theory: R Truth being someone who clearly watches the product enough to have a basic idea of what is going on but can't quite connect the dots because he's old and crazy is one of the slickest ribs of Vince ever done on his own shows.

So....Oakland looking good lately.

...why does Ichiro/Austin have Dudley glasses and a porn stache?

Well the game would also be ridiculous if there was no catcher.

Rule 5.02(a):

Ok so was that just a player character designed to look like Luis Lopez or is Luis a part of this update? I assume the former since he never talked but man.

How about they donate some of that Fox money to concussion research instead of sacrificing the next generation's portly victim?

No that's Eurovision. I get them confused a lot too.

"Wait what did she say?" "RAKES him. With a k." "Oh ok."

I don't get Telemundo?