Octopus

The Danielson hyper realistic selling has got to a spot where it didn’t ruin the match. But if he actually ever gets hurt I won’t believe it. So there’s that. Best Ospreay match I’ve seen so far. I’m not big into that style of super moves not ending things and leading to pandemonium, but boy this was exquisitely fun. I had a blast and this lived up to everything that was hyped. If this doesn’t break Meltzer’s scale then it confirms other people are snitches. Swerve is going to be a good champ. His character really is something special with the fans. Good job Joe saving this company and being a legitimate badass to beat. Bucks vs FTR had a hard job of following Danielson vs Ospreay. But they really got me back into the show after I wiped off my belly. They were probably the only people in that type of match that could do it. The 6 man was fun. I loved it. Opener was fantastic. Glad to see prick OkadAEW and PAC getting heavily cheered after the match. YAY WILLOW! Toni Storm vs Thunder Rosa was really good. I hope we see more of this but I could see Toni going to the next challenger. lol Jericho vs Hook made me naughty smile. Good stuff. I saw Wardlow got in a car accident so seeing him show up actually made me happy.

Danielson is going to fine himself so hard

they recreated their poster

Sad to say I still need to do watch DEAN~!. I hear it had a few MOTYC.

Wrestling PPV of the year

In theory, in recent times they had the AEW match and the New Japan match, it would be neat to see the rubber match in England. Personally, I’m in the McGuiness camp and think if they did a third (or 5th over all?!) then an Indy UK match would be super cool. OR overall I think they fought in England, Germany, USA, and Japan. They should do a different company…UGANDA!!!!!

Dang. I had plans Thant canceled. Realized I could have watched Collision but forgot.

Yeah, that other guy sure looks like Tony Schiavone!

Orange Cassidy, now with less pulp.

Oklahoma? More like OklaHOEma

I’m so pumped up I feel like I drank Dr Pepper

CELEBRATION AT THE RESERVATION. THIS IS THE ONLY WAY I WILL FORGIVE YOU FOR NOT DOING QUAKE BY THE LAKE 2, TONY. NYLA VS TONI. A FLAIR FOR THE GOLD OF THE MODERN AGES AND A FUCK YOU TO BIGOTS EVERYWHERE. THEN SEND THE BCC BACK OVER TO THE STATE TO DO ELBOWS TO THE ATHLETIC COMMISSION’S NECK/SHOULDER AREA.

Power move - send the Athletic Commission an invoice for their publicity stunt.

Oklahoma is a fucking joke. Fuck their governor. Keep fucking censuring lawmakers and give half hearted “it’s a tragedy” statements to fucking teens that die that don’t share your lifestyles, you dishonest whores of Babylon

Don’t tread on Nyla, you corrupt bigoted fucks. Stay out of wrestling. Grow a heart, you 2056 shamed and regretful mother fuckers. May the non-binary Holy Spirit rightfully tie you to the spokes of eternal torment as your ancestors denounce you.

Only requirement is you do a Road Report when you get back

Change the hue?

I’m here for four reasons: - zingers - to learn more to work on my never ending personal projects - to talk about Daisuke Sekimoto grappling other dudes - to answer questions that keep the youths out of trouble

I’m pro Strong vs shaggy haired guy. Roddy is likely the guy I find most interesting in that group. The will Shaggy or will Shaggy not join the group again is an ok story all things considered. Could be better but fine and will likely see some cool back breakers.

@Matt D, which was your favorite Jumbo Tsuruta vs Nick Bockwinkel match?

Octopi don’t dry (but keep us in water, please)

That was one of the coolest visuals of the match. Him trying to escape with his face completely red and the just dangling upside down. Trapped and defeated.

Top video is what I’m posting. Not sure why it’s connected. Kenny vaguely talking about Brawl Out while playing video games. Seems coolish with Punk and says he’s not really an EVP because he has no power. Maybe I should watch his streams. I find Omega to be an odd and interesting guy.